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Christianity EtcRe: Security Breach May Lead To Domestic Plane Crash - Tb Joshua by zalight(m): 12:00pm On Jun 04, 2012
wesley80: http://www.hintsonlinemagazine.com/t-b-joshua-predicts-suicide-bombing-nigerian-aircraft/


Reading Psalm 91 surely isn't a difficult undertaking is it? Assuming u have a bible that is!
Bleep u and your Tb Joshua...wat the Bleep is hapening in this country? a dark day in the history of nigeria,people are weeping/mourning and all you could do is to try and take advantage of the circumstance to advertise your 419 prophet.This is the problem of this country,we have become so use to suffering that we have lost every sensitivity in us.
There is no country in the world that pray as much as nigerians do,and there is none that compete with the number of churches that nigeria has,yet nothing seems to work in nigeria becos we tend to leave everything to the will of God forgeting that God gave us brain and hands so we can cater for things ourselves.we live our lives as if MAANAS still fall from heaven,that is why a taxi driver does not mind if his tires are bad becos God is in control,when other nations demand good governance from thier leaders we sit and endure everything cos this 419 pastors have told us we dont need gud leadership all we need do is pay our tithe to obtain God's favore.The plane crash was not the will of God as we will be hearing from some pastors in the comming days rather it is the negligence of the airline and those that are supose to regulate the so called airline...untill we start thinking this way nothing can ever change.
CrimeRe: Interpol Taskforce Arrests Wanted Nigerian Scammers In South Africa by zalight(m): 11:40pm On Jun 01, 2012
Revealedtv: na monkey...im think say na chewgum paper dem dey take buy champagne
YOU WONT BELIEVE THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL CHAMPAGNE...LOOOL
RomanceRe: Can You Settle Down With A Yahoo Boy? by zalight(m): 12:05am On May 21, 2012
justwise: Definitely not busy stealing from innocent people. Fool.
@ just wise,i sense lot of hatred in ur post and this has lead me to believe.you have either been a subject of intimidation from a yahoo guy or your girl have been snatched in the past either by the charm of a yahoo guy or by his dollars,in my opinion your anger is misplace .my advice is you should reserve ur hatred to the politicians that loot our money to abroad or to the fake pastors that cunningly take money from the poor vulnerable people after all 90% of this yahoo guys don't even cheat their fellow Nigerians rather they try to recover and bring back a little fraction of what our Colonial masters and some of our politician stole from our dear country in the past and are still stealing in the case of the politicians.FYI,the yahoo boys are not worser than their victim in terms of crime.take for an example a yahoo guy that decide to impersonate Ibori or Lucky Igbinedion and write to a potential client in America that he was a one time governor in a state in Nigeria that he want to transfer the money he stole while in office out of Nigeria and he wants a foreigner to help him keep this ill gotten money and in return he will give 40% of this money to who ever accepts to help him.
In my book,a clean person will refuse such a transaction and a noble person will even go a step further in reporting this mail to the appropriate law enforcement agency therefore who ever accept such a deal is not only an enemy of Nigeria but a worse r criminal than the yahoo guy that sent the mail.i am not against or in favor of yahoo guys but they are certainly not Nigeria biggest problem..the politicians ,fake pastors and coruption from high n low places are.,,,shoot me i have my bullet proof ready
AutosRe: Make Sure You Inspect Vehicles Before You Buy Them by zalight(m): 2:39pm On May 18, 2012
Arysexy: to those telling alhaji to return the car and get his money, didnt u read d condition the seller is giving? he should return the car the way it was and wait when the car is sold, that means alhaji will have to spend to fix the car by almost changing the engine, so y return it after spending so much to put the car in order?

The seller is not truthful, for those blaming the driver, he said about 7 lights abnormally On and alhaji told him those are minor things dat can be fixed, dat myt as well be why he ignored or did not take serious the thermometer indicator cause d dashbord lyts are abnormal.

Lesson: Never trust no body even ur mother! i av intention of buying a car from NL but i think i will change my plan, its not the same sweet mouth they use to sell that they will use for u when kasala burst.
May God bless you for this post....the truth of the matter is the seller is a criminal and he is just trying to paint himself good on this forum to keep his cheating business alive.instead of being remorse the seller is actually indirectly threatening the Op.My advice to the op is do not believe some of the response you are getting here some might just be from the sellers friends.
Accept the loss you have already incur and will still incur, fix the car but don't ever think of returning the car because even after the seller have sold the car he will want to invest the money on another business instead of refunding your money immediately.Nest time you want to buy a car buy from well establish names:there is a reason their name is established.
RomanceRe: Can Any1 Bear Dis>? And Still Stay In Dis Kind Of Relationship..advise Pls by zalight(m): 5:42pm On May 16, 2012
Sir,u just hit the nail in the head,the most important aspect in a communication is wat is not being said and that is something your wisdom have boldly highlighted to us...A final year student in a Nigeria university got beaten by a guy in his girlfriend's hostel with the help of other students in the hostel...says it all...Will i want my sister to date such a weakling with an unlimited insecurity issues?NO

apart from being a fool for a man, i think you have serious personality issues that you should help yourself by solving before u even date another girl in ur life. here are some of them:

1. you date and fall inlove with a girl in your class, now if it were someone else i wont complain, but with u, this shows u are narrow minded, introverted, stingy and unfriendly. the world is larger than you class and u need to widen ur horizon. please break off from this wall of insecurity!

2. her boyfriend and NEIGBOURS join hand to beat you: when i read this i asked myself, wating concern them, but this made me see u are a person who easily form bad first impression. you are just not a likeable person and u are everything that girl does not want in a man. you are proud yet u know nothing. her neigbours hate u, i wonder how she must have felt about this. the bad news is that u are so stuck up in ur world that u dont have a single idea that u are simply hated by many and not just ur girl.

3. you dont have any friend but her even at 27: now i think i also dont like you. you push people away from you, telling ur self that you dont need them in your life. well, let me tell u something no man is an island, and its a pity that you are just discovering it after 27yrs of a miserable life. now she is gone and you are lonely.

generally, i think you have more issues than the girl in quote. please let her be, because you are driving her crazy by being in her life. YOU ARE AN UNWANTED PEST.

NB: at 27, you are not a kid, but my 14 years old little brother will never act like u.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: Aregbesola Calls For Ministry Of Northern Affairs. by zalight(m): 2:11pm On May 11, 2012
Ejiné: LOL u are ruggedly wicked.claSSIC


When I say unfortunate retaards like you should rather devote the time you spend on Nairaland (making idiiots of yourselves) into actually studying to make yourselves useful to your miserable lives, you should see it as an honest advice and not an insult, because judging from your laughably asinine post above (which suggests the obvious fact that you have yet to complete your secondary education), you're most likely destined to remain a sad dullard for the rest of your life.

Here it is, moroon. Wikipedia, made easy:

"Anioma is blessed with abundant oil deposits particularly in the Kwale, Ndokwa and other Anioma regions. Records also indicate that Oil was discovered in Ubulu-Uno and Ubulu-Uku in 1958 by Shell B P Petroleum Company two years after the first discovery was made in Oloibiri now in Bayelsa state but exploration of the oil was not carried out by the Federal Government. Anioma region is also rich in other mineral resources such as rubber."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anioma#Economic_prospects

grin grin grin

Officially spanked thoroughly by facts. It's things like this that make me laugh at you idiiots when you begin to shout and cry about Literacy rates which show the SE and SS in the clear lead.
I guess idiiots like you live on fairytales and stereotypes equally passed down by your ignorant fathers, instead of actually researching for once in your lives.

Oh, and weren't you the mooroon who initially said the Ijaws had no oil, and that the oil was only in Itsekiri and Urhobo/Isoko land?. . . of course until facts emerged yet again to put your dumb, lying arse to shame grin

Pathetic

https://onlyfunnyjokes.com/bestoftheweb/photos/2009/03/funny-who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire.jpg
Jokes EtcWelcome To The 21st Century! Offensive But True by zalight(op): 10:22am On May 02, 2012
Our Phones ~ Wireless!
Cooking ~ Fireless!
Cars ~ Keyless!
Food ~ Fatless!
Dress ~ Sleeveless!
Youth ~ Jobless!
Leaders ~ Shameless!
Relationships ~ Meaningless!
Attitude ~ Careless!
Wives ~ Fearless!
Feelings ~ Heartless!
Education ~ Valueless!
Children ~ Mannerless!
Everything is becoming LESS But still,
Our Hopes are ~ Endless.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lukas Podolski To Join Arsenal For An Undisclosed Fee by zalight(m): 9:25pm On May 01, 2012
mukina2: https://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01499/pod_1499685a.jpg
The 26-year-old, who has 95 caps for the national team, will switch to the Gunners for around £11million after both clubs and the player reached agreement over the deal.

Podolski said: “The move to Arsenal provides a great opportunity for me to gain experience in international competitions at a top European club.

Podolski started his career at Cologne before rejoining them in 2009 after an unhappy three-year spell at Bayern Munich.

And he added: “I have made this decision not against Cologne but for this great opportunity and the good of my own individual development.

“This was not an easy decision for me at all, as Cologne, our fans and the city are something special for me.

"I will always carry Cologne in my heart. We need to pool our strengths now and have to be fully focused on our survival in the Bundesliga.”

Source
Lukas Podolski "I'm moving to Arsenal to win trophies".

Lol,And they say the Germans haven't got a sense of humour. I am still loughing over that statement
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Robin Van Persie Named PFA Player Of The Year by zalight(m): 11:07pm On Apr 22, 2012
mukina2: [img]http://api.plixi.com/api/tpapi.svc/imagefromurl?size=medium&url=http%3A%2F%2Flockerz.com%2Fs%2F203406368[/img]

Arsenal striker Robin van Persie has been crowned PFA Player of the Season and selected as a part of the team of the year.

The Netherlands international has scored 27 goals in the Premier League this season, more than any other player in the league.

Source
why is the news not on arsenal website?....hum just wondering not that he didnt deserve it tho
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke Weds Linus Idahosa Today In Paris. by zalight(m): 12:25pm On Apr 22, 2012
anonimi: So now they are french peoplehuh
Abi that will make the villages where they come from to be like Paris!!!
Shame nor dey catch black man at all, at all.
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get a life and be happy for the beautiful couples....katty perry got married in Rajanstan
city in India,wat do u have to say to that.there are many reasons why most people travel out
of thier comfort zones to marry elsewhere,sometimes it might be their longtime dream sometimes
to avoid paparazzi and the attentions they create and sometimes to avoid evil eyes and badmouth like yours

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