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PoliticsRe: Women Discussing Politics? This Is Ridiculous! by zeb(m): 9:26pm On May 09, 2006
@4play  explain to me what u mean by this sentence pls.


They can't even pee while standing yet they want equality??.
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Wierd Things Will You Do If You Win £1 Million? by zeb(m): 9:07pm On May 07, 2006
Will chartered a limousine. Smoke some Cuban cigar
Drink Christal Champagne

Will Keep the one million pounds in front of me and start singing Pressures,
my pressures one £1 million, my pressures £1m.
Money, my pressures money, my pressure million, pressures money,

*Will call Smigol to come and help me sing pressures for me*
TravelRe: Is Life Really Better Abroad? by zeb(m): 3:23am On May 06, 2006
@zionchic, I don't mean any disrespect.

I think you should go back home as soon as possible.
Go and help Nigeria we need people like you to develop this country.

PoliticsRe: Was Colonialism Good For Africa? by zeb(m): 12:56am On May 05, 2006
It is only in Africa  I have seen dead men walking,  

What every African man want is  a Decent job, Nice house, Good car, Designers suits,
Beautiful wife, Good food,  Good education in the highest university with degree and PhD. etc,
I want to become like my master The English man so i can use all the things he uses.
This is the situation we have find our self  in.  (I want to become like my master, )

With all the education any African man can dream of is to use it against his own black people.   its a shame  struggling to take over the masters office. animals in white skin.
Now we see people fighting problems they don't know where it came from if it is from the Devil or Man made problems  or from God,
We see people saying colonialism is a blessing  and some say is not.
A   man that can not feed himself can not treat himself. a man that can not produce any thing for himself even needle.  Yet he can fight wars in large-scale.


Africa are confuse in their mind.  
85 percent of our population is in poverty.
we have to depend on foreign help  from politic to  food

Africa is a huge disgrace not just to all black people but to the whole world.
They got an excuse for everything except for doing the right thing which they simply cant get their heads around.
There is so much raw HATE in Africa between Africans that it makes you sick.
Africans expect everyone to respect them but they don't respect each other, from nation to nation, from culture to culture , and from village to village. What a pity.

All the blessing i got from colonialism is i can speak and write in English and worshiper my sweet JESUS CHRIST, Amen,
I am happy to take a dose of the Holy Ghost  daily to strengthen me against sick ppl.





I  rest my case here  and  
I go in peace,,
FamilyRe: Church: Place To Get The Best Man/Woman For Marriage by zeb(m): 10:32pm On May 04, 2006
Remember, That church is were we have  all sort of recycled people from witches and wizard to crooks &  murderass  that have been set free by God.  
And don't forget we have lots of wolfs in sheep clothing in the congregation of God,

But remember  human being are creature of prophecy that are in pilgrimage in life.
Yes, you can get the best man or woman from church but  only flesh and blood can not tell you who is the right person.

You must alway do a silent conversation with the inner man  to reveal to you who is real or not real,


Peace Be Unto All  N=L
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Marry? by zeb(m): 1:55am On May 01, 2006
Our God  has made a man in a Divine Order to search for his missing ribs or flesh of his flesh.  

But if a man don't find a mate in life to marry then Man must not live by bread alone  

You can marry your hands  and chill your self  with masturbation,
HealthRe: I Need To Gain Some Weight by zeb(m): 11:16pm On Apr 29, 2006
:-)

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FamilyRe: You Barged In & Caught Your Brother On Top Of Your Wife by zeb(m): 10:09pm On Apr 29, 2006
;wink :-O #:-S >smiley I-) X-( (:| ~x(
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia: Now The Father Of A Bouncing Baby Boy? by zeb(m): 9:55pm On Apr 29, 2006
@ottentick which day was the child born?. =D> yesterday or taday ??
Forum GamesRe: Why? Why? Why? by zeb(m): 6:55pm On Apr 27, 2006
Y  cant I have one  Izon Ere in my city kiss
Forum GamesRe: Why? Why? Why? by zeb(m): 12:19am On Apr 27, 2006
Why is our president acting like Orangutan.

Why is NASA sending toys worth billions of dollars to the moon, mars, Jupiter, etc,

Why am I not born with a silver spoon or even gold or diamond spoon

Why do human love fighting wars,

Why some guys reason from there cock,
Christianity EtcRe: Names And Phrases You Know To Describe God by zeb(m): 11:26pm On Apr 26, 2006
TAMARA,

TAMUNO,

TEMEOWI,

( Woyin, Woyingi, Tamuno, Oyibau, Temeowi )
Nairaland GeneralRe: What's Your Fear (Phobia)? by zeb(m): 9:01pm On Apr 26, 2006
Hippoptpmonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words!,, This is my phobia
CrimeRe: This is Barbaric! 11 Year Old Set Ablaze in Lagos. God Have Mercy on Us. by zeb(m): 1:34pm On Apr 23, 2006
Nigerians are very wicked and heartless people, thats why our country is in a mess,
CultureRe: Nigerian Proverbs (in English) by zeb(m): 11:00pm On Apr 19, 2006
This Are All Afrikan Proverbs cool


When a fool is told a proverb, its meaning has to be explain to him

Proverbs are the daughters of experience

It is the wife who knows her husband

The ruin of a nation begin in the homes of it people

When the cock is drunk he forget about the hawk

It is the calm salient water that drawn a man

One can not both feast and become rich

Being well dressed does not prevent one from being poor

Wood may remain ten years in the river, but it will not become crocodile

To love someone who does not love you, is like shaking a tree to make a dew drop

Sleep is the cousin of death

A close friend may became a close enemy

Restless feet may walk into a snake pit

Woman without man is like field without seed

If a friend hurts you, run to your wife

He who digs too deep for a fish, may come out with a snake

The dog I bought, Bit me, the fire I kindle, burned me

Too modest man goes hungry

A silly daughter teaches her mother how to bear children

Too much discussion means a quarrel

He who marries a beauty marries trouble

The rat cannot call the cat to an account

Fine words do not produce food

Children of the same mother do not always agree.

When one is in trouble one remembers God.

Time destroy all things.

If you son laughs when you scold him, you ought to cry, for you have lost him, if he cries, you may laugh, for you have a worthy heir.

Don’t try to make someone hate the person he loves, for he will still go on loving. but he will hate you,

Invite some people into your parlor, and they will came into your bedroom.

Do not tell the man carrying that he stinks.

Poverty is slavery

With wealth one wins a woman

Follow the customs and flee the country

The rich are always complaining

Even an ant may harm an elephant

Copying every body else all the time, the monkey one day cut his throat,
Forum GamesRe: I Too Know (ITK) by zeb(m): 2:02pm On Apr 11, 2006
I know me too can feed a Town with just 1 tubar of Yam for 21 days

I know many poeple dont know i can sing better than Any famous  musician.

I Know  i  posses mystical Kung-Fu powers
TravelRe: Will Lagos Ever Be Like Abuja? by zeb(m): 4:03pm On Apr 06, 2006
I am definitely convince that Abuja will be like Lagos in the future.
We just have to give Abuja the time to grow in population.
Except they start developing many states in the country like Abuja or else expect Abuja turn to Lagos.  No doubt  about that,
PoliticsRe: Is Nigeria A Developing Or A 3rd World Country? by zeb(m): 9:14pm On Apr 05, 2006
Many people  even in the government know very well that Nigeria can  be better than most Advance country on earth,   

But our Rulers in Nigeria have turn against its citizens.  By committing indirect mass torture with unsustainable growth without development for over decades.
We the citizens know very well where  our enemies are.  we know also were the people that is making life impossible for this country  are, 
BLACK MAN IN WHITE SKIN  Becomes a  weapon of total destruction,

Instead of uniting and fighting our common enemy which is the government ,
After you will agree with me.   power lies behind the barrel of a gun
We decided to create church every were to bombard heaven with prayer,

Only bombarding Jesus and God with prayer will not change noting,
Until we are ready  to die for our future generation then a change can happen quickly or else,

Nigeria is not a developing country or a 3rd world county. 
What really Nigeria Is.   is Chaos grin.  below 3rd world standard of living,
When I went home on march this year.  the number of children I saw selling on the street was  alarming. What caught my attention was when I saw a girl of  about  10 or 9 year old got  kill by a vehicle while hucking on the express way people where just looking no ambulance.


(MAKE  EVERYBODY  SIDON DE WAIT TO CHOP THE NATIONAL CAKE)


I  rest my case here and go in peace

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