₦airaland Forum

@viveinne
having  a rethink would be the smartest decision you wil ever make. and i can indeed make you want more

hi am not an inside man but i do have an inside man and i will see what can be done. am not promising though

haywhy:
DO YOU INTEND TO START HAVING SEX? Hoping that you'll understand now

YA I THINK SO IF YOU DONT MIND

arizona:
@sweet T
you said in one thread that you are a law enforcement officer(police or, ). how come you of all person will do such a thing to your daughter or even her boy friend. that is child abuse. i hope you have not forgotten the law.

whether law enforcement agent or not sometimes you have to be hard on these adolescents but that does not mean violating their rights.

busygirl:

abi na lie?

iice:
@Zebedee, no wonder you can cook it! Did you get teased in school when you were young that only cutlass abi matchet even fit cut the soup?

ya and i still have the memories.

efuah:
the man should do the pounding and the woman put the finishing touches

efuah what kind of finishing touches explain pls

from your post the woman called the affair off and your supposed fiancee had no say. well what if when youre deeply in love with him and the lady stages a ccome back and steals your man's heart. what then will become of you. i believe you can fight but nobody knows what could become of your guy if such thing happens.

believe you can give this thing a long and hard thought
cheers

;Dha

Ronke 2811:
the man of course
jokes apart , why on earth then did the white men invent pounding machine.
i don't think i can pound yam for my family anyman wey tell me that wan kill me oh since oyinbo man don make life beta.
abi na lie i talk

na lie you talk o

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ;d

get aN INSIDE MAN TO HELP YOU SUBMIT YOU CV AND PURSUE IT FOR YOU

naijaway:
e be like say some people don turn this thread to dating one. Well, wish u guys well and IBB u dey talk like say u go join abi when we know say u go tell them make em kneel down for outside then u go put pepper for them eye and ya*sh while u dey call em ashaw**.

For me i go begin call omo boy in-law because my pikin no go be mary go round or disposable.

guy you help me see the thing shei. dem say make dem debate on an issue then dey pass compliment

LEVI2ME:
i will take him on a ride in my yatch to the oceans making sure nobody see us.
Then i will make sure i come back alone. _{hope you get that esp to any guy that like sleeping with other peoples girls in the parent houses}

what are you gonna do? cut his dick and watch him bleed to death?

dakmanzero:
I hope all these people talking about beating the boy/their daughters are either joking or referring to an underage daughter.

If truth be told, there are some guys who wont take nonsense from you and will further disgrace you by beating u up before leaving the house, thus making things even worse for your daughter. Afterall, no be naija, who calls the police.

In truth, most of the time a guy wont be bjorking your daughter in your own house. So if you catch your daughter, it usually means you barged into someone else's house without their consent.

Now, ONTOPIC: what would *I* do? depends on the age of the girl.


1) Age of consent is 18, but smart people get into uni at 17- so I'll treat that as the age from when she should learn to act responsibly. I do not care about the boy, in fact I don't give two. I will simply ensure that my daughter acted responsibly and understands the risks. If she understands the risks and goes ahead with it, my discussio with her will be more like a combination of debate/advice. I no longer have the power to give her orders so the final decision lies with her. Of course if she decides to go against my wishes she should also be prepared to live with the consequences as far as my emotional/financial support of her is concerned.

2) Once she leaves uni, all bets are off. I will treat her like any female friend. If I met one of my friends banging some dude in her house, how would I react? is how I would react. I'm not sleeping with my daughter so no need to go all OJ.

3) if she's married then I will let her know whatever her husband does to her, she should not come crying to me for I know she is guilty. Yeah i know i should support her blablabla BUT you knew what u were getting into getting married- he's your daddy now.

4) if she's under 17 then i don't care how wide the smile is on her face, the dirty bastard is raping my daughter and the last thing he shall feel upon his dirty stinking kpack is the cold steel of my blunt rusty machete. Instant justice and death to rapists!!!!!

i feeel i have just read a postgraduate thesis on what to do if your daughter is straffing her partner in your house.
well this is subject to review

@ omoge
am idoma and we eat okoho soup. u can join us for the seven o clock treat. just let me know and i will be at your service.

@iice
just cant wait to get you eatt the soup.

hi guys i had an interview in one of the consultancy firms for MTN today 16th may 2007. guys can anybody give me tips on what next?

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I GUESS WE ARE GOIN TRADITIIONAL SO AN EVENING GOWN WILL BE OUT OF PLAACE.

WILL SEND MY CHAUFFFER TOGET YOU IN MY LINCOLN. IBET YOUILL ENJOY THE NITE.
ITS GOIN TOBE ALL GLORIOUS. DONT GET ME WRONG ITS NOT GOING TOBE A PRAAYER SESSIION  

EVEN IF THE TREBLE CANT BE ACHIEVED NOW WE ARE STILLCHASING THE DOUBLE.

GLORY! GLORY!! MAN U

EVEN IF THE TREBLE CANT BE ACHIEVED NOW WE ARE STILLCHASING THE DOUBLE.

GLORY! GLORY!! MAN U

@BABYOSOSI
SHEI YOU WANT TO CHASE ALLYOUR VISITORS AWAY?

JUST TRYAND POUND WITH YOUR HUSBAND AND ENJOY WITH THEM

@IICE
I SURE DO KNOW TO PREPARE IT. WILL BE EXPETING YOU FOR DINNER AND WHAT DAY IS IT GOINT TO BE?

I WANT U IN YOUR BEST EVENING GOWN

ITS GOING TO BE A NITE TO REMEMBER

mubowa:
not that i can't pound yam for my love but he's got to pound it sometimes to. and remember the bible says women are the helper and the last time i checked what helper means, it say if someone is doing something and he can';t finish it, the helper comes in. so if we have 5 visitors and he got tired after pounding for four of them, i will come in to pound for the remaining one.

na wa oooooooooo

iice:
Am hungry for ohoko soup with lotsa egusi balls and bush meat complemented by Poundo!

yeah heavily pounded poundo will just do and will keeeeeep you wanting more.

okoho soup is the bomb and i urge you to givve it a try if you come across it or on a second thought i could prepare iiiit for you

IBB Fan:
@dollyp
if my wife turns to salt, then she'll become the salt of the world.

then we willl all use her to add taste to our meals

@spoilt
u see thats the way it should be no papa and mamas with aunties and uncles wey go come dey spoil show.

its a whole new idea some of them cant accept

@dollyp1cute
i believe say you dey yarn correct for here.
IBB fan is just gone nuts with his ideas
i belive he is joking

how come nigeria is all quiet about gender issues?

9ja4eva:
Almost dere

yeah and just cant wait to feel the rush of the adrenalin wen SAF lifts the cup

did you watch Chelsea crumble?