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Crime › Man Eaters And Woman Donors by Zebedee(op): 6:36pm On May 02, 2007

are there still cultures in Naija that the people still eat human flesh for dinner and offer their wives to their visitors for sex for free?

Family › Re: Nuclear Family by Zebedee(op): 6:28pm On May 02, 2007

that was cute spoilt.

is it yours wink

sometimes the mother think they are a part of the nuclear family and come to live only to cause troubles on end lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by Zebedee(op): 6:22pm On May 02, 2007

u are funny
i wnder the kind of amala that wuld be prepared with a burning c*nt grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man U Wins Treble by Zebedee(op): 4:14pm On Apr 27, 2007

hola

Family › Nuclear Family by Zebedee(op): 3:59pm On Apr 27, 2007

whats the real idea of a nuclear family

Health › Re: Weight Loss: Body Mass Index Calculator by Zebedee(m): 3:56pm On Apr 27, 2007

dont worry i nid to consult with kebab grin

Romance › Re: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by Zebedee(op): 3:43pm On Apr 27, 2007

McDoe:
I will soothe the pain by looking for the mother of the randy idiot and ''screwing'' hell out of her; and making sure the guy meets me on top of the mum no matter her age

will it solve the problem? lipsrsealed

Food › Re: Who Should Pound The Yam? by Zebedee(op): 3:37pm On Apr 27, 2007

;d :p

Romance › Re: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by Zebedee(op): 9:18am On Apr 24, 2007

dinner m:
did your father catch you having sex?well,it depends on how you bring up your children,if they are brough up properly they wont b caught in those type of acts before marriage.

sometimes this does not count.
no amount of preaching will stop a child from sining if he or she puts his or her mind to it

Romance › Re: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by Zebedee(op): 5:25pm On Apr 23, 2007

do you have to go through all these problem to make sure that your daughter doesnot have sex. if u do this toyour daughter then what would be the lot of your wife?[quote][/quote]

Food › Re: Who Should Pound The Yam? by Zebedee(op): 5:16pm On Apr 23, 2007

mubowa:
zebeedee, you have 9 bones and we only have 7. your wife will be putting it inside the mortal while you will be pounding. its going to be very romantic

mubowa i have already started imagining the romance that will be involvd in the whole thing. cant wait to get, grin

but remember the number of bones should not be an excuse sha grin

Food › Re: The Soup From Benue State by Zebedee(op): 5:08pm On Apr 23, 2007

thats his baby's mama.
i dont thuink they would be broken bottles when u go to eat okoho soup moreover i gues yuo have a nice head that i wouldnt want it to be broken. i will try to advice you on wen and how to visit to have a swell time.

fear not for ZEBEDEE is withyou.

enjoy. contact him. the girl doesnt have much to do grin

Food › Re: The Soup From Benue State by Zebedee(op): 5:04pm On Apr 23, 2007

Health › Re: Weight Loss: Body Mass Index Calculator by Zebedee(m): 4:54pm On Apr 23, 2007

hey is the software very expensive? or do i have to buy a caculator.

u know i am begining to gain weight and it is giving me need for concern.

can i hve full detail.

u can charge me consultancy fees

Romance › Re: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by Zebedee(op): 5:12pm On Apr 19, 2007

tiwa:
gush that's bad, there are some stuff better unknown

like what the mind does not see the heart does not grieve about!!!!

Food › Re: Who Should Pound The Yam? by Zebedee(op): 5:04pm On Apr 19, 2007

mubowa:
my man of course.

na wa ooo we men we no go die sha grin

Food › Re: The Soup From Benue State by Zebedee(op): 3:58pm On Apr 19, 2007

well i belive the wife would be happy to share in his hubby's native pride but keeping your head intact i cant guarantee that.come to think of it, who even told you that he is married.

i believe he is still single and searching.

give it a try and keep your fingers crossed. you might be lucky to be invited for lunch away from prying eyes and poking noses.

Food › Re: The Soup From Benue State by Zebedee(op): 5:56pm On Apr 18, 2007

bet me i believe he's going to look forward to meeting you.
knowing that someone wants to have a feel of his culture, i bet he should be glaaaaaaaaaaad grin

abi

remember he might even sing for you a personal version of African queen for your listening pleasure only

Food › Re: The Soup From Benue State by Zebedee(op): 2:47pm On Apr 17, 2007

iice:
with lots of egusi balls and bush meat, holla One of my fav. soup

youre damn rite. you got me salivating already cheesy

Food › Re: The Soup From Benue State by Zebedee(op): 2:41pm On Apr 17, 2007

spoilt:
i never heard of it in lagos sha. do i have to go to gboko to eat it?

u musnt come to gboko. oreover its the soupof the Idoma people and all yu have to do is locate the Idoma's in lag, come to Otukpo or visit TU FACE'S house and i assure you, you will enjoy a nice time out

Romance › Re: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by Zebedee(op): 2:22pm On Apr 17, 2007

dayokanu:
Best solution walahi
1 Detain the boy in your house
2 Get your teenage son
3 Send for the boy's teenage sister
4 Let them have a orgy
Shikena

To make it more interesting involvin both parents

hahha ha ha grin

Romance › Re: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by Zebedee(op): 6:55pm On Apr 12, 2007

bizgynbala:
its a great taboo but the thing is that u have to tell her what surrounds it because u wont know when she will b havin it next time

can you expantiateon the taboo issue

Food › Re: The Soup From Benue State by Zebedee(op): 2:17pm On Apr 11, 2007

spoilt:
i have never heard of that soup. but draw soups are highly welcome. (as long as they arent black)

it isnt black and i bet you will like it when you taste it.

wen u have the opportunity use it

Romance › Re: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by Zebedee(op): 2:13pm On Apr 11, 2007

olutomiwa:
wetin you wan make i do i go leave am to enjoy wetin him papa and mama dey enjoy,bodi no be wood bo.

you sure?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man U Wins Treble by Zebedee(op): 12:08pm On Apr 11, 2007

salehm:
Treble Ke Champions league 2-1 down.Premiership Lead Cut from 6 to 3 points

i bet you culd not believe the 7-1 drumming.
thats a sure way to win the treble. humiliate your oponents and lift the trophy.

thats just the way to do it.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Man U Wins Treble by Zebedee(op): 5:32pm On Apr 07, 2007

get used to the picture of fergie with those three silver wares because you are going to be seeing it from may till whenever.

i hope you don't die of envy.

all the traffordians where you at!
GLORY GLORY ONE UNITED

Food › Re: The Soup From Benue State by Zebedee(op): 5:00pm On Apr 07, 2007

omoge:
Yes, i ate okoho (woodlike stick, cut in piece and use of water to make it draw), yeah, tasted it because i thought it was Ogbono at first. it was alright.
had to learn how to ''cut'' it by the plate side or else the whole soup will draw with the plate to your mouth, lol.

my Tiv friends taught me to eat it. good with bushmeat and tuwo.

you know wassup. the soup dey sweet with bush meat well well.

Food › The Soup From Benue State by Zebedee(op): 4:43pm On Apr 02, 2007

has any one eaten one soup from Benue State called OKOHO SOUP?

e dey draw like hell?
need to share experiences?

the first day i tried it i was small then though. i had the whole bowl of soup on the floor and on my shirt. talk about stress when eating and you'll find it hundred percent here.

don' t get me wrong, the soup is sweet like heaven and i encourage you to try it if you have'nt

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Romance › Re: Ain't No N*gga ! by Zebedee(m): 4:30pm On Apr 02, 2007

enuff of these N words and the americanized englishes. this is NAIRALAND and not DOLLARLAND. Its a site for those that are proudly Naija so speak to me and let me understrand.

this is enuff education for you

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal, Manchester United: who is greater? by Zebedee(m): 6:30pm On Mar 27, 2007

u just cant ask the obvious. man u is definitely greater than arsenal in all ramification. sit back and think about all the trophies and recorgnition. weve done the treble and we will do it agian this season.

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