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RomanceRe: If You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by Zebedee(op): 6:11pm On Mar 27, 2007
Radiant:
I've heard this times without number but it NEVER happend.

You dad can only threaten you with that but when it actaully happens, that's when you'll know blood is thicker than water.
forget matter, some dads could be mean you know!!!!!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man U Wins Treble by Zebedee(op): 4:16pm On Mar 23, 2007
i can see that all those peeps that say that they are chelsea fans are no wher to be found. talk like your mentor Murinho does and you'll go home with only the carling cup you've won. thats enuff compensation for you guys.GLORY MAN U
RomanceIf You Catch Your Daughter Having Sex by Zebedee(op): 3:44pm On Mar 23, 2007
based on the NIGERIAN and African culture, if you caught your daughter having sex with her boyfriend in your home. what would you do?
FoodRe: Who Should Pound The Yam? by Zebedee(op): 3:29pm On Mar 23, 2007
@seun
how educated must u be to use yam powder like you suggested? are you talking about education or the means. moreover the powder does not actually taste like the main thing. if e no be panadol e no fit be like panadol!!!!!!!!!!!

in my village men do the pounding and i guess you would like to know my village rite?
HealthRe: Egg Donors In Nigeria? by Zebedee(m): 6:48pm On Mar 22, 2007
kebab can i get to donate my sperm too for , you know now
FoodWho Should Pound The Yam? by Zebedee(op): 6:20pm On Mar 22, 2007
talk about values. who gets to pound the yam when it is ready. the man or the woman?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Man U Wins Treble by Zebedee(op): 5:54pm On Mar 22, 2007
hey RuuDie i feel you rite down to my marrows. thumbs up to all the old traffordians for the golden monents are back here again. chelsea can hang for all i care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Man U Wins Treble by Zebedee(op): 6:05pm On Feb 27, 2007
hi man u fans i hope you guys are gtting ready for another treble this season. just keep your fingers crossed cos we are out to do it again this season with the TREBLE
that is the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE, FA CUP AND LEAGUE CUP

DID I HEAR YOU SAY GLORY GLORY ONE UNITED!

WE LEAD THE PREMIERRSHIP

CHEALSEA AND ARSENAL ARE MINNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CareerRe: I'm In Love With My Boss by Zebedee(m): 10:03am On Feb 26, 2007
this is turning into a personal beef! guys squash this and answer the damn question, 'kay?
RomanceHow Did Your Val Go? by Zebedee(op): 6:11pm On Feb 14, 2007
any body wants to share his val, experience

mine was goooooooooood. we had aa nice time both outside and inside grin
HealthRe: Should A Dead Man Be A Father? by Zebedee(op): 7:58pm On Feb 13, 2007
@ THIEFOFHEARTS

the soldier dude did not donate his in a sperm bank. the oparents got his sperm extracted minutes after he died. guess they had the agenda for a along time. so what do you guys think about ethics and human fredom?

comments please
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Dating Indian Men by Zebedee(m): 6:31pm On Feb 09, 2007
bluecean u've got it all
what more could u possibly ask for?
RomanceRe: Waiting by Zebedee(m): 6:17pm On Feb 09, 2007
are you palnning to toast one on vals day?

this guy you must have a hidden agenda
RomanceRe: Haba Girls (obinrin) by Zebedee(m): 6:09pm On Feb 09, 2007
it unfortunate that your friend fell mugu. thats what the girls say we are and we keep on manifesting it. well i will adcice him to seek help from a counsellor and also seek help spiritually cos thats the surest way for him to get off his love gone sour memories. i wish him all the best in life but let him stay off girls for a while. he needs his friends like you to cheer him up and make him pick up the pieces again if he is really devastated.

i hope this makes him wiser and smarter, we all learn from our mistakes and i guess he has learnt a lot

cheers
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancies For You! by Zebedee(m): 5:52pm On Feb 09, 2007
tee u are my man of the year. i feel you, 4 real. keep it up man!
TravelRe: Lagos: The Giant Growth Of A Thousand Voices by Zebedee(op): 5:30pm On Feb 05, 2007
do you have to laugh like what ur name sounds like? smiley
FoodRe: How Much Do You Like 'Ponmo'? by Zebedee(m): 7:30pm On Feb 01, 2007
long throats na food go kill una! grin grin grin grin grin grin shocked shocked cheesy cheesy tongue tongue
TravelRe: Your First Day On A Plane by Zebedee(m): 7:28pm On Feb 01, 2007
i had my first experience when i was in my mothers tummy. i guess you can ask the foetus to explain that for you cos i really cant remember grin grin grin grin shocked shocked tongue tongue lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: Find The Joke by Zebedee(m): 7:16pm On Feb 01, 2007
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
she wanna use the extinguisher die?
TravelLagos: The Giant Growth Of A Thousand Voices by Zebedee(op): 6:24pm On Feb 01, 2007
i was in lagos just some weeks ago and i called up a firend when at Ojota. the first question he asked me was that where are you?
i replied, am in LAGOS.
and he said i know,

he knew i was in lagos becuse of the thousand voices speaking at the same time and the noise you get from the men and women who stomp their feet to the call of no one at all.

would this ever stop?
would ther be a time when there would be silence in LAGOS?

i ask the obvious and i want obviuos answers
PoliticsRe: Female President by Zebedee(op): 5:59pm On Feb 01, 2007
How do you measure effective political capability in Nigeria?

measuring effectivre political capability might be through how much thugs you can muster and how much rigging you can efffect in the shortest possible time. did i hear somebody say no?
Poems For ReviewRe: As Long As There Is You by Zebedee(m): 2:32pm On Jan 29, 2007
hey Mr labans
how come u love dance
afta making love to ur woman
u sleep all day long

wake up from ur sleep
cos b4 u know it
she'll leave ur broke ass for real
cos u laze on the bed a great deal
n roll wit the guy in the black jeep

do yu feel me?
Poems For ReviewRe: Nice Poetry In Pidgin English by Zebedee(m): 2:24pm On Jan 29, 2007
haba lai
the sharp guy
shei i warned ya
but u thro wey eye
until uncle brush ur eye
i wan laf die
wen i imagine ur eye
as e red black n dry
i no sey nexy time
u no go near anti from shanghai
even if ur tin over high
u go tell sey chill guy
or go find ur type

once again lai
shey u go tire
if anti from shanghai
come meet u for nite
with her eyes red from cry
sey inside her belle na ur child

i dey wait for ur answer, rite?
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CareerRe: Attachment Problem by Zebedee(op): 1:07pm On Jan 29, 2007
thanks spartial i have done all that but i wuldnt attach. i will keep trrying because when i click attach another page displays showing that the page has expired. thanks though

one love
CareerAttachment Problem by Zebedee(op): 2:16pm On Jan 27, 2007
hey peeps

i have been having problem attaching files to messages i want to send.

pls i need help
NYSCRe: Corpers' Lodge: Ask Questions & Share Your NYSC Experience by Zebedee(m): 2:11pm On Jan 27, 2007
i am from benue state and i was posted to owo i ondo state. it wasnt really a waste of time because i used it to discover my self and knew my potentials. i was in a schoool where the principal and the managemnet of the school were as greedy as hell. imagined being pated 1000 naira in the year 2005 when my mates in other sectors were collecting good money. i just no want to dety discuss this things sha. 1000 naira was paid to corps members when i was in secondary school around 1995 and 10 yeaers later i still collected same amount . so much for greed and bad treatment. well i did a personal project which helped me a lot in discovering my potentials and capabilities. well it was worth the time spent sha.

give you more info about how we did things DL and palyed cool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: New Vacancies by Zebedee(m): 1:49pm On Jan 27, 2007
thank guys for your words.

pls ive been finding it difficult sending mails as an attachment. it just wouldnt attach

i need help
Jobs/VacanciesRe: About Intercontinental Bank. by Zebedee(m): 1:42pm On Jan 27, 2007
inercontnental are bieng too shady about all their dealings now. i think they are taking after diamond bank
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Job Seekers: What Course Did You Study by Zebedee(m): 1:19pm On Jan 27, 2007
hey so thotful of u pinky.

i studied BSc Applied Bilogy from the Bayero University kano

ther's hope for us all. one love
Poems For ReviewRe: Nice Poetry In Pidgin English by Zebedee(m): 6:45pm On Jan 23, 2007
shie you come try
or you still shy
make i tell you my guy
HIV no be lie
i don see person die
plus sey if u no hold side
n her tin make u high
na so u go just kpai
my guy
so think twice
RomanceRe: Horoscope Compatibility Love Meter by Zebedee(m): 6:35pm On Jan 23, 2007
it does not work. period so forget it

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