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2. When ulsu started forcing students to protest

1. When ulsu started protest.

The worst is at weddings....when d couples are dancing in.....everyone want to video nd snap so annoying........ av said it dat Nigerians love doing things to d extreme....... wat is d work of zoom?

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The worst is at weddings....when d couples are dancing in.....everyone want to video nd snap so annoying........ av said it dat Nigerians love doing things to d extreme....... wat is d work of zoom?

Egejuru

Anything dat will assist d average nigerian student seeking admission is appreciated

Most of the faces i usually see are always are serious asif dey where expecting it.........Buh e b like say dis one d catch shock am......na cry truout....... maybe e see one of im bae

cc lalasticlala

WATCHING FOOTBALL with some wives can be very frustrating and stressful!

Wife: Dipo, who's that guy? Is that Chris Brown?

Husband: Chris Brown bawo? No na, that's Theo Walcott!!

Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for?

Husband: It's a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.

Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - stop.

Husband: Yeah, yeah sure.. You are right!!
Wife: What about the green card?

Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.
Wife: Which teams are these?

Husband: Which kind wahala be this na?!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again?!

Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?

Husband: You no get eyes? No be red jersey be that?

Wife: Ok.. which team is putting on blue?

Husband: (upset)... Omg! Haba! Wetin na? Don't you know it's Chelsea?

Wife: Hen hen? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.

Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with world cup? Where you from sef?

Wife: Take am easy na! Pls who's that old man?

Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger.

Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?

Husband: Chai!

Wife: What's the score now,

Husband: Just 1 - 1

Wife: Who's having 1, who's having the other 1

Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin free me jare!!
(Changes Channel to Africa Magic & leaves the house for a viewing center nearby!)....

Wife: (Smiling to herself) If I don't do that, I won't be able to watch my favorite Telemundo.

Pls don't fracture a rib o

so painful......... so many things might hav caused this.......maybe facing one way, overtaking etc......... all in all drivers should be careful nd d key is reducing speed........so sad

LAGOS: State govt advises residents on traffic diversions as President Buhari visit Lagos on Monday 23/5/16 for 2 days.

Read the press statement below..

The Lagos State Government will formally welcome President Muhammadu Buhari on Monday, May 23, 2016 on a two-day working visit to the State. It will be President Buhari's first official visit to the state since he assumed office about a year ago.
A statement issued by the State Commissioner for Information and Strategy, Mr. Steve Ayorinde, stated that this is the first time in about 15years that a sitting President will be visiting the State on a working visit and is a testimony to the landmark achievements in the last one year of Governor Akinwunmi Ambode as well as the good working relationship between Lagos State and the Federal Government.

Ayorinde added that President Buhari during the visit, would formally commission the Lagos State Emergency Management Agency (LASEMA) Rescue Unit in Cappa Oshodi built by the State Government to ensure prompt and swift response to emergency situations in the State.
He said the President would thereafter commission the newly constructed Ago Palace Way in Okota, Isolo after which he will pay homage to the Oba of Lagos, His Royal Majesty, Oba Babatunde Rilwanu Aremu Akiolu at the Iga Iduganran, Lagos Island.
The Commissioner disclosed further that the President would later in the day be hosted to a reception rally by the State Government at the Tafawa Balewa Square, (TBS) Lagos where he will also commission and hand over security equipment and vehicles contributed by the Governor Akinwunmi Ambode-led administration to securities agencies to beef up security in the state.
The release added that activities for the first day of the President’s visit would be rounded up with a State Banquet in his honour at the Eko Hotels and Suites, Victoria Island.
The President will on Tuesday participate as the Special Guest of Honour at a breakfast session with Corporate Lagos to be hosted by Governor Ambode at the Lagos State House, Marina, after which he will have a short session with the public service at the State House, Alausa-Ikeja.

The Commissioner quoted Governor Akinwunmi Ambode as being joyous over this landmark presidential visit to the State that contributed so much to his emergence as the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
He added that Lagosians are looking forward with excitement to receive the President in the State, just as he urged residents to bear with law enforcement agents and traffic control authorities who will effect road diversions in some of the routes that the President motorcade will pass through during the visit.

SIGNED
STEVE AYORINDE
COMMISSIONER FOR INFORMATION AND STRATEGY
LAGOS STATE
MAY 21, 2016.

Welcome to Nigerian campuses where little girls are practising 'wifely functions'! Just visit the boys' hostels and you would be disappointed to find out that it is now common for a girl to live in with a course mate.
It is now common for her lover to give her the popular compliment 'you look sexy my gal' and she would gladly reply 'thank you honey' with a flirty voice and a romantic smile. Who is her lover? A 300 level student whose CGPA is barely up to 1.78! And they are aiming for the next best couple award for the session by the departmental association. So, the girl need to live in with him to prepare along.
What nonsense! It seems that some girls suddenly loose their senses immediately they gain admission. I've seen that some of them have no more sense of caution, honour and dignity. They would change their wardrobes and acquire a new set of make ups just to look 'campussy' and sexy enough for the guys. In months, they would start sleeping around with little boy, boys who collect pocket money from their uncles!
Dirty boys who most of the time are infected with sexually transmitted diseases. Hey! I want you to know that you were sent to school to obtain a degree not a disease. The campus is called a school; school not sex! You are on campus to receive education not ejaculation. You are here to master the use of a pen not the pleasures of a penis. Wake up girl!
Do some thinking. Your future is greater than the 'best couple award'. You cook for a boy you are more intelligent than. You give your virginity to a boy who will definitely leave you after graduation. You play wife to a boy who cannot even care for himself. Oh, you have given too much. Enough! Open your eyes! Can't you see you're being foolish?
You are passing through the fears of unwanted pregnancies yet you are opening your legs to a coward who cannot stand before your father. And when you eventually gets pregnant, he would brutally advise you to abort it and you would timidly agree; then face the consequences later. What a shame! You may master the use of condoms but you can't master the punishment of your conscience.
Don't you know you are bringing shame to your family? Don't you know that you are cursing your mother by accepting to sleep with a boy (not even a man) without her consent? I cautioned a girl against sleeping around and she replied 'Sir, I don't sleep around; its only one boyfriend I have and am faithful to him'. What impunity! That's classified harlotry. And don't you know that sleeping with a man without your father's blessings is bringing a curse to your future? What happened to your cultural values? Somewhere in your heart you know he would use you and dump you; so why are you setting up yourself for a heartbreak?
I want to remind you that you are a lady and one day you may get married. And your husband would know that you are such a dirty bitch who sleeps with anything on trousers. The greatest gift a lady would give to her husband on the wedding night is her virginity not the certificate of best couple of the year on campus! The other gifts for the rest of her life are her care and character not her curves and complexion! Real men know this; so, get it screwed in! Those treacherous boys would call you 'sexy' and you would answer? Oh, sorry! They touch your breast and you would smile? They would ask you out and you would oblige? Oh, you are indeed a mistake.
Am not saying that you should be rude or never live a 'social life' but I want you to think deeper than you are currently doing. I want to turn your attention back to your books. You are not in school for breast exhibition. So, pay less attention to those boobs and give more attention to your books! You are not in school for cat walking show. You are rather here to show us the dignity of womanhood. You are here to prove to us that you are costly. So, why make yourself so cheap?
I am writing this with both love and pain in my heart and that's why am sounding stern. I want you to look beyond now and think of what advise you would give your own daughter when you become a mother. I hope I have not offended you...if I have, please repent. To the decent girls I have seen on campus: do not be swayed by these evil. Be consistent and keep celebrating your purity. I am always proud of you. And God is more proud of you.

NANS REJECT MOVES TO SUBJUGATE UNILAG
STUDENTS

“The future would have no pity for those men who,
possesses the exceptional privilege, of being able to
speak the words of truth to their oppressors, haven taken
refuge in an attitude of passivity, or mute indifference and
sometimes in cold complicity”. (Frantz Fanon)

It is most unfortunate that rather than finding progressive
prescriptions for demands of the agitating students, poor
welfare and hike in price of commodities, the school
management is scratching the issue on the head by
portraying the students as custodians of exuberance and
scapegoat of indiscipline, putting in place mechanisms to
subdue and incapacitate the students from exercising
their constitutional rights, not minding the root cause of
indiscipline to be injustice and inequality.
The suspension of University of Lagos Student Union
(ULSU) until further notice came to us in rude shock
despite the submission of our position and
recommendations to the investigative panel. We contend
the suspension or banning of students union has never
been and will never be the solution to proactive/vibrant
unionism. We advice the management give up on
effecting the suspension and other unrevealed plans to
further victimise or intimidate the union officer to have
opened up their poor academic, administrative and
domestic welfare.

Compelling students to sign undertaking and indemnity
form is laughable; students taking re-absorption oaths
requires clarification. The taming tactics imbibe by the
management reveals the underbelly as calculatedly
designed to paralyse effective’s student agitations,
clampdown student from their liberty and a capital
disrespect of the young adulthood. We are to face this
much, handcuff ourselves before law as we are expected
to keep mute on the rots and maladies of our grate
Akokite.

NANS DEMAND
Gone are the days of “bread and butter” unionism, the
current century cannot afford to breed a generation of
youths who are merely academic geniuses but who are
politically robots and ideological nonentities.

We demand the total reverse in suspension/dissolution of
University of Lagos Student Union (ULSU).

We reject outrightly the signing of undertaking/ indemnity
form and taking of re-absorption oath by any students.
We request a proper address of the students demands.
We call for a resolution meeting with the management.
It is in the interest of peace and progress; we like to plead
to UNILAG management to desist from scratching their
nose with the fangs of a viper.

Experience shows that fire burns! A goat does not bite
except when push to the wall. Nigeria students shall not
hesitate to mobilise to continually shut down activities of
the institution until our demands are met.
We however give a grace of 72hrs ultimatum for our
demands to be granted (which elapse on Thursday 28th
of April 2016) before we embark on our operation
#SHUTDOWNUNILAG.

Signed,
Comrade Sanusi Sulaimon
Chairman NANS/JCC Lagos axis
cc VC UNILAG
Dean students Affairs UNILAG
DSS Lagos command
NPF Lagos HQR/ Area C command
Governor’s office
Lagos house of assembly
All students
Media
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Lasu students are also ready for the movement



LASUSU STANDS WITH UNILAG STUDENTS' UNION:

Injustice somewhere, they say, is a threat to justice everywhere. GREATEST LASUITES! We all are aware of the attempts by the University of Lagos Management to subjugate and enslave the students of UNILAG. In this light, the National Association of Nigerian Students,NANS, has invited LASUITES,being the most militant but reasonable students in Africa to a peaceful protest at UNILAG on Thursday,28th of April, 2016. The protest is aimed at warning all University managements across Nigeria that, Students' Unionism is here to stay and together, we,all Nigerian Students say NO to :
1.Suspension of Students' Union bodies.

2. Victimization of Students' Union leaders.

3. Embezzlement of funds meant for Students' welfarism, infrastructural development and

4.Authocratic and draconian administrative techniques.

TOGETHER : WE STAND!!!!!!!!!
divided : we fall!

ALUTA CONTINUA, VICTORIA ASCERTA!!!!!!!

Abinde MOTUNRAYO (SHE-SPIRE).
LASUSU PRO 15/16.
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mynd44, lalasticlala......... abeg lets hear what people have to say on this.

Education experts and lawyers what's your take on this?

What do you think?

Do they deserve this?

Does unilag SUG have to be dissolved because of a peaceful protest?

Though the fonts are tiny cos of the pictures........ u can zoom it to get a clearer view

What do you think?

Do they deserve this?

Does unilag SUG have to be dissolved because of a peaceful protest?

Though the fonts are tiny cos of the pictures........ u can zoom it to get a clearer view

bettercreature:
Low electricity current doesn't have anything to do with PHCN,it has to do with your transformer and distribution cables or power lines
OR if there are many trees in your street
OR if the load on your transformer is more than it's capacity
Tell the elders in your street to cut all the trees and make sure the distribution cables are well seperated
Check the power line and your transformer as well

Bros......its not transformer, its nt cable, a staff told us they are trying to manage light.......he said he didn't know it waz dis low

Over to you guys hows the light situation in your area??

Cus i dnt know what to call dis one.......my m5 screen light even under extreme battery saver am, bright pass am

Lalasticlala help us here do the needful....... abeg

More pics

For two weeks now......... The light situation has been pathetic. We can't charge,infact my wall clock minute hand is rolling faster than d fan.

This is not fair nd am sure in their control room it will show dat we are enjoying light. Mind you its not a matter of transformer cus its affecting every area

Jst take a look @ the kinof light we are enduring

Cc lalasticlala........do the needful

The Police Service Commission has received
705,352 applications from candidates
seeking employment into the Nigeria Police
Force.

A breakdown of the applications showed
that 202, 427 applicants have successfully
applied for the position of Cadet Assistant
Superintendent of Police, 169,446, for the
position of Cadet Inspector and 333,479 for
the position of Constables.
A statement by the Head, Press and Public
Relations, PSC, Ikechukwu Ani, on Tuesday
in Abuja, explained that the commission
planned to recruit 500 Cadet ASPs, 500
Cadet Inspectors, 1,500 Specialist Officers
and 7, 500 Constables to meet President
Muhammadu Buhari’s approved 10,000
new entrants into the Force.

It said that the PSC Chairman, Dr. Mike
Okiro, confirmed that the application
process has been smooth and transparent,
adding that the commission was committed
to making the recruitment exercise a huge
success.

The statement read, “The Police Service
Commission has at 7.30am on Tuesday,
April 19th, received 705,352 applications
from applicants who are seeking
employment into the recently advertised
10,000 vacancies into the Nigeria Police
Force.

“President Muhammadu Buhari at last
year’s National Security Summit had
approved the recruitment of 10,000 police
men into the nation’s Police Force to
reinforce the Nigeria Police for better
service.”

Okiro, according to the statement, said the
PSC would continue to make the process of
the recruitment transparent and assured
the applicants of fairness and equal
opportunity “since the commission is only
interested in recruiting for the police the
best brains in the society.”

It further stated that Okiro was excited by
the huge interest shown by Nigerians in
joining the police force.

Source; punchnewspaper

lalasticlacla............mynd44.

Hundreds of students of the University of Lagos blocked the
major road leading to the institution’s main campus at
Akoka yesterday to protest against epileptic power supply
and poor water supply.
The protest was held at different sections of the school,
including the Senate building and the Assembly Hall where
the Vice Chancellor, Prof. Rahman Bello, was hosting a
number of dignitaries for 2016 First Award Winners’ Lecture.

While the programme was on, the protesting students laid
siege at the entrance of the Assembly Hall, rebuking the vice
chancellor and other management staff.
One of the protesters who identified himself as Bimbo
narrated how difficult it had been for some of them to get
water for basic
needs. He said for a number of days, the students had been
experiencing power outage.

“We don’t have water to bathe nor wash our clothes. Power
outage has even worsened our plight. All efforts to get
management to share in our plight have proved abortive.
What else can we do? So we resolved to stage the protest to
draw management’s attention to our plight,” he said.
Another student, Chuks Johnson, described the VC’s hosting
of the First Award Winner’s Lecture as insensitive.

“They know we are hurt, yet they can’t even listen to us. All
they can do is to organise a programme and expect us to
keep quiet. That won’t happen. The VC must come out and
address this issue,” Johnson said.
Daily Trust correspondent observed that the VC could not
show up to address the students who later dispersed when
efforts to enter the Assembly Hall proved abortive as
security operatives locked the entrance doors.
Efforts to also get the varsity’s spokesperson to react
proved abortive.


http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/unilag-students-protest-against-water-power-outage/141365.html

Lmao

Maturity is when u ignore nd move on........ur fans will fight for you.


Or simply reply God bless you.....sheeekenah

Dry

if only fuel dey............ E for beta no feul no light no money nd d best tin to giv us is apology





only God's kingdom can bring an end to all human nd nigerians woe

lol.......dahs naija 4 u.......meanwhile black out in unilag