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I still don't get why google advertise Google. I am just imagining people using google to ask google why they advertise Google. Lol


Back to my Question, WHY IS GOOGLE STILL ADVERTISING ITSELF


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Too much sauce, too much juice.

And d scamming continues

Tell us the radio frequency, time of the show and state in the country.

So that others can enjoy what makes your day.

The fear of unilag is the beginning of wisdom

NwaAmaikpe:

Please talk with sense

Lovely

nawa

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I will stop assuming jare

Share your close experience here.

This picture does not look like what we are made to believe.

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This thread is as confused as Nigeria

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NwaAmaikpe:



T is for Trouble T is for Terror T is for Thorn T is for Torture T is for Trauma T is for Tragedy T is for Trap T is for Temi Otedola.

Mr.Eazi is just in for the money. Dude is going through hell.

somebody's child

Good Evening sir. Please I am a student and I and my secondary school mates. Need your help and prayers for a good friend of ours. His name is
CHUKWUDALU OBIOMMANNA AKUJOBI

We call for you to help us save my friend . Dalu is suffering from End Stage Kidney Disease, that has He has been on Hemo Dialysis for this duration and now requires a STEM CELL TREATMENT for him to get back to health. All inquiries have been made and the treatment is scheduled to take place in a Chinese Hospital. He requires 56,000 USD (20 million Naira equivalent) ,as total cost of treatment for a successful STEM CELL TREATMENT in China.
Please sir would drop his mother's number for confirmation and her account number too. Thanks and God bless you
+79207164656
+23408188182477.



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2006660921 Good Evening sir. Please I am a student and I and my secondary school mates. Need your help and prayers for a good friend of ours. His name is
CHUKWUDALU OBIOMMANNA AKUJOBI

We call for you to help us save my friend . Dalu is suffering from End Stage Kidney Disease, that has He has been on Hemo Dialysis for this duration and now requires a STEM CELL TREATMENT for him to get back to health. All inquiries have been made and the treatment is scheduled to take place in a Chinese Hospital. He requires 56,000 USD (20 million Naira equivalent) ,as total cost of treatment for a successful STEM CELL TREATMENT in China.
Please sir would drop his mother's number for confirmation and her account number too. Thanks and God bless you
+79207164656
+23408188182477.



ZENITH BANK
AKUJOBI NORAH
2006660921

nawa

Nawa

1. Remember Further Maths (aka _Additional Mathematics_)
They warned you that it'd be tough so you committed to listening attentively from the very beginning...

2. ...things started very well. 2a+8a = 10a. Easy beans. You are happy. This thing is not so hard. You are following it. Very happy.

3. Then slowly, you don't see any number again, just letters fighting Jackie Chan on the board; Sin 0/Cos 0 = A/Bx find *x*.... ahan. You vexed!

4. You went back to your note, & started thinking, "at what point did I miss it? Why did the teacher eliminate numbers? Why is *"x"* important?"

5. You say ok, may be it is just this part. Then the teacher goes, find *x* if α%*¤< + & @%β^ = &^^# *x*.
You ask the teacher, _"please give us a clue Sir"_

6. In your head, you are thinking, "how can you tell me to find *x* when I can't even find all the things surrounding *x*?"

7. At that point, you start to dream about your blessed and assured *"F"* in WAEC. To avoid it, you look for a friend to explain better to you.

8. This time, you didn't even look for the girl you were tripping for to come teach you because this time...u really want to learn

9. You remember your parents, the school fees and the "F" you were already dreaming about. You didn't fool yourself. You looked for your guy.

10. You even bought that expensive Further Maths text book. That one where after page one, everything else is written in tongues.

11. You bought rechargeable lamp. Called your mum to bring more provisions because "I now read at night and I get hungry"

12. You mean business. You want to know how ordinary numbers suddenly changed to Chinese language before your eyes.

13. You friend is even kind. He started with BODMAS. He makes you understand nothing in Further Maths is beyond BODMAS. You are happy. Easy.

14. After two hours of learning, you got everything. Your friend should be a teacher you thought. He teaches better. Wow! You feel really good!

15. Back in the hostel alone, you picked two easy "problems," did wuru wuru to the answer. You checked the back for answer. Yay! You gorrit!

16. Back in class, the teacher is not even writing letters that you know again, he has gone Greek on you. Tetha, Beta, Alpha...argh!

17. As if that wasn't evil enough, he combines them, "tan _tetha_" "cos _tetha_" and he draws one snake that look like _*S*_ like this.......!!!

18. That was the point the *"F"* in your dream became flesh and formed tears on your face. You suddenly understood why Jesus said "it is finished"...You must call mummy and tell her you want to start provision selling business.

19. Then something in you said, don't call her. She will think you are an _*Olodo*_ if you don't do "Science class". So you didn't bother.

20. You simply just gave yourself brain. Ran faster than _light_ to see what was happening in *Art Class*

21. They were teaching them _"the Macpherson constitution"_ and what made the _"Clifford constitution"_ different.

22. Then they spoke about the _"Motion for Independence"_ and the _"1979 constitution."_ You felt at home.

23. Next day, you take the Further Maths text books and all the big books that look like it and put it on OLX. *Sell them all !!!*
LOLzzz

24. This is a true life story of real people who were really brilliant but had no business in "Science Class" but *"had"* to be there... just to form _Alagbará_

25. Society insists; smart people are in Science Class. The others join Art Class. This is tragic and really this ought to stop soon!

26. There are no dumb people. You are smart at what you thrive at and most of us thrive at something...

27. That I can't thrive at what you thrive at doesn't make me dumb. Usain Bolt will outrun LeBron James on the track. But in basketball? ..James wins !

28. To this day, some of you still judge yourself based on what your friends are achieving. Please, judge yourself against yourself alone!



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Lol

Lala come UP here and move this thing UP to it's permanent site.

I'm sure you will enjoy this. One word in the English language that could be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep is *UP*.Read until the end... you'll laugh.

This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is *'UP'*. It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].
It's easy to understand *UP*, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake *UP*?

At a meeting, why does a topic come *UP*? Why do we speak *UP*, and why are the officers *UP* for election (if there is a tie, it is a toss *UP*) and why is it *UP* to the secretary to write *UP* a report? We call *UP*our friends, brighten *UP* a room, polish *UP* the silver, warm *UP* the leftovers and clean *UP* the kitchen. We lock *UP* the house and fix *UP* the old car.

At other times, this little word has real special meaning. People stir *UP* trouble, line UP for tickets, work *UP* an appetite, and think *UP* excuses.

To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed *UP* is special.

And this *UP* is confusing: A drain must be opened *UP* because it is blocked *UP*.

We open *UP* a store in the morning but we close it *UP* at night. We seem to be pretty mixed *UP* about *UP*!

To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of *UP*, look *UP* the word *UP* in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes *UP* almost 1/4 of the page and can add *UP* to about thirty definitions.

If you are *UP* to it, you might try building *UP* a list of the many ways *UP* is used. It will take *UP* a lot of your time, but if you don't give *UP*, you may wind *UP* with ( *UP* to) a hundred or more.

When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding *UP*. When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing *UP*. When it rains, it soaks *UP* the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry *UP*. One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it *UP*, for now...... my time is *UP*!

So, did this whole thing, crack you *UP*?

Send this on to everyone you look *UP* in your address book... or not... it's *UP* to you.

I'm sure so many newbies in nairaland would have thought of this question

Well, lala is an individual just like you and me. He is a moderator in nairaland forum.

What else do you know about lala? Feel free to drop your comment.




Don't think i will forget He loves _ _ _ _ _ _

Good morning.

Scary

Partnerbiz:
Well, in our laws, a woman can never rape a man. Biologically too I think it's impossible. Or how can a dicck remain erect without consent and excitement.
This is different from the vj that is always open.


Most peepe who claim to have been raped wanted some actions too.

Go to school....... No.

Look at the result now

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Lady pat i really appreciate the wonderful work you have been doing. Honestly first i thought it was a scam but going through all the comments all i see is commendation and appreciation from a whole lot of different people. Well done ma.

I also want to get my license. I'm a student, university of lagos precisely and i really need a license to work partime to assist me nd my siblings financially. My only constrain is just money but by his grace before the year runs out i should be able to get it. Already saving towards it.

I am telling you this so that when i am ready to process it, you would remember that student customer

Once again Well done ma.