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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2021 Lagos State Teacher's Recruitment Begins by zeekeyboy: 7:47pm On Aug 27, 2021
wemimo88:


I doubt cos they don't even want to hear anything about statement/notification of result.

All they wanna see is certificate, but like I will always say, you should go and pray to God for grace

Thanks a lot.

Did they ask of TRCN?
Travel / Re: Container Crashes Into BRT Terminal At Agric, Ikorodu by zeekeyboy: 10:49am On Jun 27, 2020
You see this agric bustop ehn, na only God no wetin dey that junction.

Lalasticlala !!!

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Education / Re: Best of Nigerian Universities Drone Shots by zeekeyboy: 7:42pm On Jun 02, 2020
Basic123:

bro,I know what I am saying.
I have been to Unilag and OAU and I saw there drone pictures

You no happy say UI dey first 5......wetin you want make Unilorin con talk

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Education / Re: Best of Nigerian Universities Drone Shots by zeekeyboy: 7:39pm On Jun 02, 2020
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Education / Re: Best of Nigerian Universities Drone Shots by zeekeyboy: 7:11pm On Jun 02, 2020
ProfDview1:


Dt one na branch

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Education / Re: Best of Nigerian Universities Drone Shots by zeekeyboy: 6:57pm On Jun 02, 2020
I agree with your ranking.

Buh op you no try oh, unilorin start am them no fit make top 5. Naso unical go chuk nose for big men fight, e no end well. Uniben just jejely respect themselves.

Las las no be by University or by book or first class na by grace oh.

Lalasticlala come and see something

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Education / Re: Best of Drone Shots UNILAG (Day & Night Photos) by zeekeyboy: 10:40pm On May 30, 2020
Peppermintflav:

I cant see the swimming pool, is it still functional?

There is no swimming pool at Newhall. You get that at sports center or guest house.

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Education / Re: Best of Drone Shots UNILAG (Day & Night Photos) by zeekeyboy: 10:16pm On May 30, 2020
chukasson:
they have done ABU, unilag, oau, etc....who and wen will they do my own Alma mater@ UNIVERSITY OF BENIN, Uniben

Uniben drone shot that looks like an agricultural site
Education / Re: Drone Shots Of The University Of Ibadan (the First And Best) by zeekeyboy: 10:12pm On May 30, 2020
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Education / Re: Best of Drone Shots UNILAG (Day & Night Photos) by zeekeyboy: 9:58pm On May 30, 2020
lablonclacla:


Naim make the mods no wan push am go Frontpage yet. Very biased set of people. This has been here since yesterday and yet they quickly posted zaria.

I'm also surprised it isn't on FP yet......maybe they are reserving the best for the last. grin

Where is lalasticlala sef undecided
Education / Re: Drone Images Of Osun State University, Osogbo. by zeekeyboy: 9:55pm On May 30, 2020
Make i no talk grin

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Education / Re: Roof Shot Of The University Of Calabar by zeekeyboy: 9:53pm On May 30, 2020
Lalasticlala come and see oh grin
Education / Re: Best of Drone Shots UNILAG (Day & Night Photos) by zeekeyboy: 9:45pm On May 30, 2020
spinna:
laaag baby..greatest akokites..lemme help y'all...clockwise from the top of first pic: Senate building, main auditorium,faculty of engineering, mariere hall, bookshop, water treatment facility, art block and art auditorium, law annex, law faculty, bus. admin faculty, guest house, lagoon front, library. So many crazy adventures in all corners of these places. Nothing like lag..if you know you know

Greatest Akokites!!!

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Education / Re: Best of Drone Shots UNILAG (Day & Night Photos) by zeekeyboy: 9:40pm On May 30, 2020
Why is this not on front page yet?? undecided

Lalasticlala!!!! Your attention is needed here
Politics / Re: Court Suspends Oshiomole As APC Chairman by zeekeyboy: 3:55pm On Mar 04, 2020
Egungun be kiaful, na express you dey go!!
Sports / Messi And Family Already In Paris For The Ballon D'or Awards Ceremony by zeekeyboy: 3:44pm On Dec 02, 2019
The official Barcelona fcb twitter handle just showed clips of the 5 time ballon d'or winner setting foot in paris for the ceremony which is slated to hold this evening by 8:30pm.

Reports have it that he has been tipped to be the winner of this year's edition, making it the sixth award for him and making him the first footballer to have six to his name.

This is coming after his sterling performance against Atletico Madrid last night.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZILja3bhyY

https://mobile.twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1201532644334415872

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Politics / Re: 'arrested’ Buba Galadima Surfaces At Atiku’s Press Conference by zeekeyboy: 12:51pm On Feb 28, 2019
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Politics / Re: I Will Be The Winner And I Will Congratulate Myself - Buhari by zeekeyboy: 8:22am On Feb 23, 2019
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Sports / Re: Vincent Enyeama Wants To Play Again, Set To Return To Football by zeekeyboy: 4:58pm On Jan 11, 2019
Owu na bastard

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Politics / Re: Amaechi's Vote Of No Confidence On Buhari: The Implications And Consequences by zeekeyboy: 10:13am On Jan 08, 2019
Last time i checked, this is where?

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Storms The South East, Bags Endorsement From MAN by zeekeyboy: 7:37pm On Dec 19, 2018
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Crime / What To Do This December When You Meet Masquerades Anywhere In Lagos by zeekeyboy: 1:45pm On Dec 19, 2018
If you commute around Lagos on foot, there is a 60% chance you’ve been stopped by Masquerades known in this part of the world as Egun, not because your face looks familiar but just for money.

The festive season means it’s time to see 50 shades of strange and my brother my sister, these masked guys are out there with their coat of many colours and scary looking whips.

Just last Sunday, I was returning from my place of worship with my friend and we met one of these masquerades.

He had this multicoloured costume with little seashells dangling at both sides. We were so lost in our conversation that we didn’t notice until he was up close and we couldn’t dodge him. With his croaky voice he said in Yoruba, “ fine boy give me money” I signalled to him with my hand that I didn’t have money to give and he shouted back “ they won’t flog you with a diabolic cane o” I showed I was serious about not giving him money so he left to find some other victim.

Most people are frightened by these guys so let’s run through things you should do if you encounter them.

What To Do

1. Don’t Panic.

Why else would someone walk on the street with a cane? Obviously, it is to intimidate, so as soon as they see fear in you, you are game! Try as much as you can to remain calm, if you are calm, you most likely won’t catch their attention.

2. Find Alternative Route.

If you think being calm might be impossible, then be on the lookout for an alternative route. This though would mean that you’d have to be observant so yes, cut down on using your phone while walking, don’t let it kill you like your mother said it would.

3. Be Respectful.

Most times, nobody wants trouble, so if you can’t avoid these masquerades and they eventually approach you, be respectful. You don’t have to start telling them how wrong what they are doing actually is or how jobless you think they are. If you don’t want to part with your money, a simple no will do rather than trying to prove a point.

4. Avoid Body Contact.

Let me warn you, these guys will try to touch you. Yes, I see them do this and it is freaking annoying. They’d try to hold your hand, or even put their arm around your neck. To avoid this, insist on keeping your distance even when they are speaking with you, my brother, it is December o. You’re better safe than sorry.

5. Avoid Physical Confrontations.

We would honestly advise you to avoid physical confrontations. Please and please, no shoving, no punches, no slaps. Trust me, you don’t want to do it. Yes, they claim to have diabolic powers, while we can neither refute nor confirm that claim, we warning against trying to find out. You just may sadly end up playing yourself.
You definitely would know when masquerades are on a ceremonial procession or have simply gone rogue, but like with every other thing in Lagos, smart thinking saves us a lot of stress.

It’s the festive season guys, it’s another time to stay sharp.

https://lagoscityreview.com/2018/12/19/meet-masquerades-anywhere-lagos/

Celebrities / Re: Toyin Subair And Anita Gupta, His Indian Wife (Photos) by zeekeyboy: 11:41am On Dec 18, 2018
What GTB and FG did to this guy ehn

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Sports / Re: Jose Mourinho Leaves Manchester United by zeekeyboy: 10:57am On Dec 18, 2018
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Business / Re: No Respite For Stock Market As Index Falls Further By 0.63% by zeekeyboy: 7:45am On Dec 17, 2018
Buhary..............Buhari buru BO LY NY NU BI................

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Crime / Re: Policeman shoots passenger On East-West road over explanation on tinted permit by zeekeyboy: 7:52pm On Dec 12, 2018
Very very fortunate it was not the chest or head.

Ps.....the victim still get strength to dey call. Maybe it's a bullet scratch......buh dah blood use style plenty.

Wah do i know? lipsrsealed

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 5th December 2018 by zeekeyboy: 9:26pm On Dec 05, 2018
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Phones / Re: Huawei Has Confirmed It Is Developing It’s Own Kirin OS To Replace Android by zeekeyboy: 7:10am On Dec 02, 2018
We dey wait for naija OS grin

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Politics / Re: Subsidy Fraud: Lawan Demanded $3m Bribe, Otedola Tells Court by zeekeyboy: 7:01am On Nov 29, 2018
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TV/Movies / Re: Ray Emodi, Joy Emodi's Son Features In ‘Heaven On My Mind’ As Saraki Endorses by zeekeyboy: 1:08pm On Nov 19, 2018
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Politics / Re: Is Oshiomole Now Atikukated? (video) by zeekeyboy: 7:05am On Nov 15, 2018
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