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Sports / Re: Nigeria U23 Vs Germany U23 Drop your Predictions.. by zeekeyboy: 3:24pm On Aug 14, 2016
Nigeria 100 Germany 99......we go still win sha

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Politics / Throw Back Picture by zeekeyboy: 1:12pm On Jul 28, 2016
The Emir of Katsina and his entourage admiring Hyde Park's traffic lights closel

Nairaland / General / Re: Puff Adder Killed At My Uncle's Uncompleted Building After Swallowing A Big Rat by zeekeyboy: 10:21pm On Jul 09, 2016
Snake and mods in nairaland
Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by zeekeyboy: 6:40pm On Jul 09, 2016
Crime / Re: Policeman Pictured With A Guy Smoking Weed (see Photos) by zeekeyboy: 5:53pm On Jul 09, 2016
looking like a Photoshop effect........... check it very well and see especially d hands
Celebrities / Re: Riot At Davido's Concert In Congo. One Of His Acts Was Raped by zeekeyboy: 9:27am On Jul 09, 2016
Your act got raped and yet it sounds owk to you, to d point of making a Joke out of it. The day this dude will have sense ehn.........

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by zeekeyboy: 6:10pm On Jul 05, 2016
jtwest:
By next month, there will be plenty moons for Nigerians- ibe kachikwu.

I have been saying the moon will disappear if we don't change our ways- Obasanjo.

We should not rely only on the moon, we need to diversify our objects of reliance- VP osinbade.

We will not take this! We shall not take this! We must not take this! Jega should find us our moon.- orubebe.

The moon is not missing, it only went for vacation out of the galaxy- femi adesina.

Oh moon! Where art thou! U shed lights at our backs as you lights our paths through the cold of the night, we shall miss you moon! Till we meet again- wole soyinka


More to follow......

burst my brain
Business / Re: AMCON After Mike Adenuga's Conoil Over N39bn Debt by zeekeyboy: 4:09pm On Jun 27, 2016
Starships4u:
con oil?? wap?? superstory?? this life?? papa ajasco?? wale adenuga?? why do rich men fuckup this much??

wale adenuga is different from Mike adenuga
Celebrities / Re: Five Things Wizkid and Davido Must Learn From Dbanj by zeekeyboy: 10:54pm On Jun 25, 2016
Pandorabox:
The op made a mistake I think; let me meticulously rephrase it for him.
Five things Dbanj should learn from Wizkid and Davido

Thank me later.


or better still " FIVE MISTAKES BY D'BANJ WIZKID AND DAVIDO SHOULD LEARN FROM
Crime / What Really Caused Ikorodu And Ogun Killings. by zeekeyboy: 9:11am On Jun 25, 2016
“The problem started when some SARS officers killed two of the militants last Friday in a hotel in Elepete. We gathered that the militants had actually gone to rob a place, but their faces were captured by CCTV cameras. When a landlord in Elepete sighted them in the hotel, he gave the police information of their presence in the hotel.
“The militants, on sighting the police in the hotel, tried to open fire, but the SARS operatives were quicker. The SARS officers killed two of them and arrested others, including the owner of the hotel. They took the corpses away.
“As a reprisal, the militants attacked Elepete village from Friday night till Saturday morning. They killed no fewer than 15 people. Today’s attack is a continuation and it appeared they reinforced.” The Olumushin of Imushin, Oba Taiwo Bamgbose, appealed to the Ogun and Lagos state governments to investigate the case and bring peace to the areas. He asked that the hotel owner, who was arrested by the SARS operatives, be released.
He said, “I am the one in charge of Elepete village. The place is completely deserted. We only heard that the militants came, but we didn’t see anything. There has been serious chaos, I want the government to intervene and rescue our people.
“I heard that the militants want to come to see me to help beg the government to release the corpses of their colleagues, but I have yet to see them; it is just hearsay.
“The government should investigate this matter properly. Who are the SARS policemen that invaded the hotel? The hotel owner, who was arrested by the SARS team, should be released to explain what truly happened in the hotel that Friday.”
The Police Public Relations Officer, SP Dolapo Badmus, confirmed the attacks, saying the police, with the support of some soldiers, repelled the militants.
She said, “The command, in the early hours of Monday, received a report that some hoodlums were trying to gain access into the communities. We swiftly moved in, with the support of the military. We were able to repel them. They retreated into the creeks. There is no record of death on Monday. The command is on the ground in the area. We are constantly patrolling the communities.”
http://www.punchng.com/militants-invade-lagos-ogun-communities-unleash-mayhem/
Jokes Etc / Lwkmd.......very Smart Joke by zeekeyboy: 11:19pm On Jun 24, 2016
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If you are intelligent, u will grab d joke

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Politics / Re: Ekiti State Workers Suspend Strike, Sign Agreement With Govt(Pics) by zeekeyboy: 6:09pm On Jun 24, 2016
zeekeyboy:
people are dying in ikorodu

i repeat people are being killed in ikorodu particularly agric axis........Mods go to crime nd see what is happening dere and leave all dis fayose stories
Politics / Re: Ekiti State Workers Suspend Strike, Sign Agreement With Govt(Pics) by zeekeyboy: 6:07pm On Jun 24, 2016
people are dying in ikorodu

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Gets Cozy With Justine Skye In The Studio by zeekeyboy: 5:49pm On Jun 24, 2016
people are dying in ikorodu right now undecidedpeople are dying in ikorodu right now
Crime / Re: Militants Invade Elepete, Igbo-Olomu In Ikorodu, 50 Killed - Africanspotlight by zeekeyboy: 5:41pm On Jun 24, 2016
unfortunately, this has been happening for days but has been under reported.......... pls am in tears. whoever has connection should please report it

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Crime / Re: Militants Invade Elepete, Igbo-Olomu In Ikorodu, 50 Killed - Africanspotlight by zeekeyboy: 5:29pm On Jun 24, 2016
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Crime / Re: Militants Invade Elepete, Igbo-Olomu In Ikorodu, 50 Killed - Africanspotlight by zeekeyboy: 5:28pm On Jun 24, 2016
embarassed embarassedIn d name of God.....pls let this get to f.p........ people are dying embarassedIn d name of God.....pls let this get to f.p........ people are dying
Crime / Militants Invade Elepete, Igbo-Olomu In Ikorodu, 50 Killed - Africanspotlight by zeekeyboy: 5:22pm On Jun 24, 2016
No fewer than ‎50 persons were feared killed on Thursday night when militants invaded border town communities between Ogun and Lagos.



NAN reports that the areas affected are Elepete and Igbo-Olomu, a border community in Ikorodu North Local Government Area.

According to a source who pleaded anonymity, some of the victims were landlords who kept watch over the communities, due to incessant armed robbery attacks witnessed recently.

‎The landlords were said to have set bonfires in strategic points, just as oncoming militants mistook them for law enforcement agents and thereafter, went on a shooting spree.

The source disclosed that 30 bodies have been accounted for, at various points, just as others are being searched for.

He added that many residents have fled the communities for safety, saying that only the Nigerian Army, the Navy and the Airforce could tackle the menace of these criminals.

“They attacked the communities around 11p.m on Thursday night. We were outside keeping vigil over incessant armed robbery attacks.

“We had bonfires in some areas and the militants, having sighted the fires, started shooting at anyone they saw.

“They came out from the creek. The whole communities have already been deserted. We need the presence of the Nigerian Army, Airforce and Navy to curtail the excesses of these militants,” he said.

Another source, who simply wanted to identified as Mrs Tawa, said that schools in the areas had been shut while business activities have been paralysed.

Mrs Tawa said that residents of the affected communities are fleeing their houses and that the whole areas already deserted.

However, the Ogun State Police Command said only two people were killed by suspected militants who have been laying siege on the community.

The Police PRO, Olumuyiwa Adejobi said that the militants came from the creek to attack innocent residents and fled back.

Adejobi, a Superintendent of Police, said the Police would keep investigating and fish out the perpetrators.

“Two have been confirmed dead. The militants came again and attack the community. We will only continue to try. They came yesterday and attacked and went back to the creeks,” he said.


http://africanspotlight.com/2016/06/24/50-killed-as-militants-invade-ikorodu/
Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 6:01pm On Jun 21, 2016
Someone now Tells you lets go and protest

Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 6:01pm On Jun 21, 2016
pachman:
lol,true though. You didnt post pix of how students were slyed anyhow, we were meant to have test on friday but we didnt have due to protest and then exam that has been obj all these years.. Them knack us theory! Chai.. Result came out..hmm out of 107 computer science students that wrote the exam,stats show that 2 had a,6 had b,3 had c,then 44 f.. Nice one though i fell into d

Dem do us strong thing big tym
Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 5:51pm On Jun 21, 2016
Someone now Tells you lets go and protest
Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 5:49pm On Jun 21, 2016
Entering hostel your things hav gone

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Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 5:46pm On Jun 21, 2016
10. Monday ;u refuse to sign....... your mates say they too won't sign

Friday: All your friends hav signed even faculty president

Remaining only you!!!!!!

Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 5:43pm On Jun 21, 2016
10. You start hearing of indemnity form

Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 5:42pm On Jun 21, 2016
8. After waiting for two weeks @ home yet no sign of you resuming

Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 5:37pm On Jun 21, 2016
7. And finally you are allowed out

Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 5:36pm On Jun 21, 2016
6. You now get to gate and ulsu closes all entrance out

Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 5:33pm On Jun 21, 2016
5. You were jejely packing your stuff then some of your friends start saying "we stand with ulsu" . We no dey go anywhere

Fashion / Re: Okojie Lydia Eseoghene Wins UNIBEN Miss Photogenic 2016 by zeekeyboy: 5:02pm On Jun 21, 2016
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Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 4:52pm On Jun 21, 2016
5. You are jejely packing ur stuffs nd your friends are like "we no go go anywhere " i stand with ulsu

Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 4:50pm On Jun 21, 2016
4. Waking up from sleep on friday nd you are told to vacate the hostel immediately

Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 4:47pm On Jun 21, 2016
3. School is getting rough buh you want to watch film

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