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Sports / Re: Nigeria U23 Vs Germany U23 Drop your Predictions.. by zeekeyboy: 3:24pm On Aug 14, 2016 |
Nigeria 100 Germany 99......we go still win sha 6 Likes |
Politics / Throw Back Picture by zeekeyboy: 1:12pm On Jul 28, 2016 |
The Emir of Katsina and his entourage admiring Hyde Park's traffic lights closel
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Nairaland / General / Re: Puff Adder Killed At My Uncle's Uncompleted Building After Swallowing A Big Rat by zeekeyboy: 10:21pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
Snake and mods in nairaland |
Politics / Re: Nigeria has finished me!! by zeekeyboy: 6:40pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
Crime / Re: Policeman Pictured With A Guy Smoking Weed (see Photos) by zeekeyboy: 5:53pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
looking like a Photoshop effect........... check it very well and see especially d hands |
Celebrities / Re: Riot At Davido's Concert In Congo. One Of His Acts Was Raped by zeekeyboy: 9:27am On Jul 09, 2016 |
Your act got raped and yet it sounds owk to you, to d point of making a Joke out of it. The day this dude will have sense ehn......... 6 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Was A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like by zeekeyboy: 6:10pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
jtwest: burst my brain |
Business / Re: AMCON After Mike Adenuga's Conoil Over N39bn Debt by zeekeyboy: 4:09pm On Jun 27, 2016 |
Starships4u: wale adenuga is different from Mike adenuga |
Celebrities / Re: Five Things Wizkid and Davido Must Learn From Dbanj by zeekeyboy: 10:54pm On Jun 25, 2016 |
Pandorabox: or better still " FIVE MISTAKES BY D'BANJ WIZKID AND DAVIDO SHOULD LEARN FROM |
Crime / What Really Caused Ikorodu And Ogun Killings. by zeekeyboy: 9:11am On Jun 25, 2016 |
“The problem started when some SARS
officers killed two of the militants last Friday in a hotel
in Elepete. We gathered that the militants had actually
gone to rob a place, but their faces were captured by
CCTV cameras. When a landlord in Elepete sighted
them in the hotel, he gave the police information of
their presence in the hotel. “The militants, on sighting the police in the hotel, tried to open fire, but the SARS operatives were quicker. The SARS officers killed two of them and arrested others, including the owner of the hotel. They took the corpses away. “As a reprisal, the militants attacked Elepete village from Friday night till Saturday morning. They killed no fewer than 15 people. Today’s attack is a continuation and it appeared they reinforced.” The Olumushin of Imushin, Oba Taiwo Bamgbose, appealed to the Ogun and Lagos state governments to investigate the case and bring peace to the areas. He asked that the hotel owner, who was arrested by the SARS operatives, be released. He said, “I am the one in charge of Elepete village. The place is completely deserted. We only heard that the militants came, but we didn’t see anything. There has been serious chaos, I want the government to intervene and rescue our people. “I heard that the militants want to come to see me to help beg the government to release the corpses of their colleagues, but I have yet to see them; it is just hearsay. “The government should investigate this matter properly. Who are the SARS policemen that invaded the hotel? The hotel owner, who was arrested by the SARS team, should be released to explain what truly happened in the hotel that Friday.” The Police Public Relations Officer, SP Dolapo Badmus, confirmed the attacks, saying the police, with the support of some soldiers, repelled the militants. She said, “The command, in the early hours of Monday, received a report that some hoodlums were trying to gain access into the communities. We swiftly moved in, with the support of the military. We were able to repel them. They retreated into the creeks. There is no record of death on Monday. The command is on the ground in the area. We are constantly patrolling the communities.” http://www.punchng.com/militants-invade-lagos-ogun-communities-unleash-mayhem/ |
Jokes Etc / Lwkmd.......very Smart Joke by zeekeyboy: 11:19pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. If you are intelligent, u will grab d joke 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Ekiti State Workers Suspend Strike, Sign Agreement With Govt(Pics) by zeekeyboy: 6:09pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
zeekeyboy: i repeat people are being killed in ikorodu particularly agric axis........Mods go to crime nd see what is happening dere and leave all dis fayose stories |
Politics / Re: Ekiti State Workers Suspend Strike, Sign Agreement With Govt(Pics) by zeekeyboy: 6:07pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
people are dying in ikorodu 3 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Gets Cozy With Justine Skye In The Studio by zeekeyboy: 5:49pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
people are dying in ikorodu right now people are dying in ikorodu right now |
Crime / Re: Militants Invade Elepete, Igbo-Olomu In Ikorodu, 50 Killed - Africanspotlight by zeekeyboy: 5:41pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
unfortunately, this has been happening for days but has been under reported.......... pls am in tears. whoever has connection should please report it 26 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Militants Invade Elepete, Igbo-Olomu In Ikorodu, 50 Killed - Africanspotlight by zeekeyboy: 5:29pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
j 1 Like 3 Shares |
Crime / Re: Militants Invade Elepete, Igbo-Olomu In Ikorodu, 50 Killed - Africanspotlight by zeekeyboy: 5:28pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
In d name of God.....pls let this get to f.p........ people are dying In d name of God.....pls let this get to f.p........ people are dying |
Crime / Militants Invade Elepete, Igbo-Olomu In Ikorodu, 50 Killed - Africanspotlight by zeekeyboy: 5:22pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
No fewer than 50 persons were feared killed on Thursday night when militants invaded border town communities between Ogun and Lagos. http://africanspotlight.com/2016/06/24/50-killed-as-militants-invade-ikorodu/ |
Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 6:01pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
Someone now Tells you lets go and protest
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Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 6:01pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
pachman: Dem do us strong thing big tym |
Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 5:51pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
Someone now Tells you lets go and protest |
Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 5:49pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
Entering hostel your things hav gone 1 Share
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Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 5:46pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
10. Monday ;u refuse to sign....... your mates say they too won't sign Friday: All your friends hav signed even faculty president Remaining only you!!!!!!
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Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 5:43pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
10. You start hearing of indemnity form
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Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 5:42pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
8. After waiting for two weeks @ home yet no sign of you resuming
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Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 5:37pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
7. And finally you are allowed out
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Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 5:36pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
6. You now get to gate and ulsu closes all entrance out
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Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 5:33pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
5. You were jejely packing your stuff then some of your friends start saying "we stand with ulsu" . We no dey go anywhere
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Fashion / Re: Okojie Lydia Eseoghene Wins UNIBEN Miss Photogenic 2016 by zeekeyboy: 5:02pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
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Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 4:52pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
5. You are jejely packing ur stuffs nd your friends are like "we no go go anywhere " i stand with ulsu
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Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 4:50pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
4. Waking up from sleep on friday nd you are told to vacate the hostel immediately
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Education / Re: 10 Things UNILAG Students Will Admit During School Closure by zeekeyboy: 4:47pm On Jun 21, 2016 |
3. School is getting rough buh you want to watch film
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