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Bakare has been MIA for awhile now, Buhari definitely needs credible men like him.

naija version of Drake and Madonna

one question: wat did u do wrong in the first place ?

MrFootball:
I like ellie goulding and emma watson and michele keegan! I like ellie goulding and emma watson and michele keegan!

Emma Watson is so fine 😍

EnlightenedSoul:
Hmm.
He's ridiculously insecure.

the dude is everywhere wen it comes to football.

being handsome definitely does it for me, wen I'm quiet it kills dem cause dey b "like dis guy no dey talk" and it makes dem fall, but take note as it takes time not rush rush like d confident guys do plus dis gets me classy gals.

So I was going through dailymail.com and saw this article (so to speak) and decided to share it plus: I'm a Chelsea Fan.

Arsenal
Jay Z - 6
Jay Z has been an enthusiast since
2004, when he was drawn in
particular by the 'beautiful football' of
Thierry Henry, and how the Gunners
play 'in a beautiful way'.

Chris Martin - 4
Coldplay frontman Martin attended
the Gunners' Premier League draw
with Manchester United in 2013 and
is said to be an Arsenal fan.

Kevin Costner - 5
Hollywood star Costner features the
North London club in his movie
Criminal and claims to feel a
connection with them, though admits
that he is anything but a die-hard
supporter.

Idris Elba - 8
Elba is an avid Gooner despite being
based in America, and is passionate
about raising his daughter to be one
too.

Spike Lee - 4
Lee was pictured in an Arsenal shirt
with Arsene Wenger and Thierry
Henry after attending a match back in
2004.

Zac Efron - 1
Zac Efron was pictured attending a
dull 0-0 draw with Chelsea in 2012
with a Gunners shirt on, meeting
Arsenal WAG Melanie Slade in the
VIP section.

Robert Pattinson - 8
Pattinson revealed in 2011 that he
misses Arsenal more than anything
else when living abroad, which he
has done throughout recent years.

The Queen - 5
In 2007 royal sources suggested the
Queen has been an Arsenal admirer
for over 50 years, joining her
grandson Harry and the late Queen
Mother in this act. (i find this interesting cause naija fans used to think she supports man united)

Piers Morgan - 9
Morgan is a high-profile Gooner who
can frequently been heard talking,
and moaning about his team on the
airwaves, mainly concerning Arsene
Wenger.

Aston Villa

David Cameron – 6
The incumbent Prime Minister is the
nephew of former Villa chairman Sir
William Dugdale, who took Cameron
to his first match aged 13. Cameron
is a lifelong supporter and took his
young son to watch them at QPR in
the 2011-2012 season.

Prince William - 7
In his younger days Prince William
attended a cup match, Aston Villa vs
Bolton, and has been hooked as a
fan ever since. The Prince was
handed a combative Villa shirt as a
gift in 2009 after visiting a football
club in Birmingham during his time
as FA President.

Tom Hanks - 3
Hanks started following Villa as 'their
name sounded quaint' and now
'relishes Aston Villa victories'.
Having seen them play in America in
2012, Hanks tweeted that going to
Birmingham for the first time to see
them play would be 'my dream!'

Burnley

Prince Charles - 5
Prince Charles told an audience at a
Windsor Castle that he is a loyal
Burnley devotee, emerging from a
consortium of his charities working
there. He has been to Turf Moor
multiple times.

Alastair Campbell - 7
Campbell has the Twitter handle
'campbellclaret' and regularly
promotes the work of the club in the
community.

Chelsea

Cara Delevingne - 2
Delevingne tweeted in January 2014
that she is a 'Chelsea fan all the
way!!' Moreover she confessed her
love for then Blues centre-half David
Luiz and took a selfie with him.

Charlize Theron - 1
Theron declared herself to be a Blue
at a charity football match in 2009,
though in 2011 she was seen at the
Emirates following Arsenal – traitor!

Ed Sheeran - 1
Sheeran attended Chelsea's 2-1 win
over Liverpool in 2013 with TV
presenter Christine Bleakley, fiancee
of Blues legend Frank Lampard.

Ellie Goulding - 1
Goulding helped Chelsea launch an
Under the Bridge events space
through performing at the official
opening, though it is unclear if she is
actually a true Blue.

Emma Watson - 4
£50m Chelsea signing Fernando
Torres tweeted a photo of Watson
attending a Blues fixture in
September 2013 with the captain
'Emma Watson is Chelsea fan!' (this just makes me love her d more)

Gordon Ramsay - 6
Ramsay took his son Jack to a trial
for the Chelsea under-14 side
alongside Brooklyn Beckham in
January 2013 and has been pictured
attending a Blues fixture.

Jason Statham - 1
Statham was pictured at a private
Chelsea FC party in California back in
2007, though has not yet been seen
at Stamford Bridge. (I particularly love this one)

Jeremy Clarkson - 10
Clarkson regularly attends fixtures at
Stamford Bridge, most notably when
crashing out of the Champions
League recently to Paris Saint
Germain. The fixture coincided with
the presenter being investigated by
the BBC, culminating in his Top Gear
contract not being renewed.

Mark Ronson - 8
Ronson describes himself as
'definitely a Chelsea fan', even
suggesting that 'I was probably going
to Chelsea matches before I was
even born'. The singer argues that
having 'gone through the era of Doug
Rougvie and Kerry Dixon' the club
'deserve this run' of success. (uptown funk for those who don't know him)

Marvin Humes - 9
Humes is a Blue and has already
claimed his child Alaia-Mai as one
too, despite his daughter being
pictured in a Manchester United shirt
alongside Tom Cleverley's daughter
Nevaeh Rose in 2013.

Omid Djalili - 7
A video was circulated online of
Djalili enthusiastically celebrating
Chelsea winning the penalty shoot-
out in their 2012 Champions League
final against Bayern Munich.

Sienna Miller - 5
Miller grew up near Stamford Bridge
and looks out for the Blues results
every weekend.

Will Ferrell – 7
Ferrell was pictured with various
Chelsea players on a pre-season tour
in Seattle before the 2012-2013
season and acted as an honorary
captain in the 2009 trip. The actor
has visited Stamford Bridge and has
been frequently spotted in a Chelsea
shirt.

Everton

Amanda Holden - 5
Holden posed in the new Everton
shirt after voting for their change of
club crest in 2013, tweeting her
positivity towards both the shirt and
the Toffees ahead of this campaign.

Nas - 4
Nas has been pictured with an
Everton shirt and is believed to be a
Toffee.

Justin Bieber - 1
Controversial singer Bieber was
pictured in a Toffees jersey but has
not declared his affection and has
also been spotted in a Chelsea shirt. (ashewo - d guy no know which one him dey support)

Sylvester Stallone - 4
Stallone attended a home Everton
match against Reading in 2007,
claiming the cheers from the 30,000-
strong crowd when arriving on the
pitch with a Toffees scarf turned him
into a fully-fledged fan.

Liverpool

Caroline Wozniacki - 6
Tennis player and former fiancee of
Rory McIlroy, Wozniacki is a 'huge
Liverpool fan' and 'loves football,'
often tweeting about the Reds. She
once warmed up for a tennis match
in a Steven Gerrard shirt.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt - 6
Celebrity power couple Jolie and Pitt
spent hundreds in the Liverpool club
shop in 2012 on merchandise for
their six children. This stemmed from
2001 when son Maddox fell ill and
was treated at Liverpool's Alder Hey
hospital.

Clive Owen - 3
Actor Owen was pictured with
Liverpool legend Ian Rush at a
Premier League encounter with
Queens Park Rangers in 2012.

Daniel Craig - 4
Craig met Steven Gerrard on a 2014
pre-season tour in the USA and
suggested the Liverpool captain
could made a decent 007 through
being 'a good leader'. ( oh come on even 007 too)

Dr. Dre - 6
Dr. Dre has been a Red since
watching them 'whup some poor
dudes four or five zip' back in 1988,
and considers finishing above
Manchester United 'the whole game
right there'.

Gary Barlow - 7
Barlow is a huge Liverpool devotee
who dreams of performing at Anfield
with Take That, only for tour
managers to suggest the venue isn't
big enough.

Lana Del Rey - 5
Del Rey watched from the Kop whilst
adorning a club scarf as Liverpool
beat Tottenham Hotspur 3-2 in March
2013 and considers the Reds 'my
team'. ( Lana y, u just broke my heart)

LeBron James - 4
The basketball star is frequently
pictured wearing Liverpool
headphones before heading out onto
court and has stated allegiance to
the Reds. He has visited Anfield in
the past.

Manchester City

Kevin Hart - 8
Hart is a Mancunian and the
comedian featured in an online video
scoring his penalty against
namesake goalkeeper Joe. ( oh no)

Michelle Keegan - 1
Keegan apparently switched
allegiances from Manchester United
to City when dating Max from The
Wanted in 2012. Whether their split
has changed this since is unclear.

Liam Gallagher - 9
Former Oasis frontman Liam is a
prominent Citizen who regularly
attends home matches.

Noel Gallagher - 10
Noel is often openly discussing his
affection for the Citizens, whether it
be on Match of the Day or signing a
guitar for Gary Neville 'M.C.F.C'.

Manchester United

Alexandra Burke - 4
Singer Burke felt like she was on
'cloud nine' after watching the Red
Devils during a break between gigs
on her 2011 tour. Rio Ferdinand
described her as a 'proper lil fan'.

Danny O'Donoghue - 6
Script frontman O'Donoghue often
tweets during United matches giving
his live reaction to events, having
been a Red Devil since childhood.

Drake - 1
Drake has been pictured in
Manchester United regalia with Rio
Ferdinand, though he has also been
snapped in Manchester City and
Chelsea merchandise across recent
years.

Eva Longoria - 1
Longaria tweeted 'Go Manchester'
after an evening in the town with
now unsettled Red Devils striker
Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez,
currently on loan at Real Madrid.

Jamie Dornan - 5
Fifty Shades of Grey star Dornan
publicly declared himself to be a Red
Devil in April 2014.

Justin Timberlake - 6
Timberlake met ex-United midfielder
Alan Smith, who invited the singer to
a match, causing him to be hooked
ever since after 'falling in love with
the whole experience'.

Megan Fox - 4
Transformers star Fox has been
pictured in a United shirt celebrating
a goal from Javier Hernandez in
2011, though has yet to confirm her
the Red Devils as her team.

Miley Cyrus - 4
Cyrus was spotted wearing a Red
Devils jersey in Birmingham during
her 2014 UK tour. ( they can have her)

Olly Murs - 9
Murs is a zealous Manchester United
fan and recently expressed his belief
that David Moyes deserved more
time to succeed as manager of the
club.

Rachel Riley - 8
Countdown numbers expert Riley is
from a family of Mancunians and
grew up near Old Trafford, naturally
making her an enduring Red Devil.

Rihanna - 1
Rihanna describes United as 'my
team' and is 'into football in a good
way,' referring to their players as 'so
talented and crazy', though has been
pictured in many other top teams'
colours.

Usain Bolt - 9
Olympic 100m champion Bolt has
specified his 'dream' to play for the
Red Devils and has repeatedly
requested a trial with the club.

e don too much so I had to cut it.
Cc: Lalasticlala

www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3022753/From-Toffee-Justin-Bieber-Hammer-Katy-Perry-famous-fans-Premier-League-club-Sportsmail-s-comprehensive-guide.html

according to punchng @MobilePunch
Buhari wins in Abuja
Barracks 717 registered
voters, APC - 280, PDP -
213 votes. #
Nigeriadecides

profjones:
no result yet

thanks but do u have any idea y ?

pls help me check my brother's jamb been trying for awhile now nothing, 55222628gf thanks.

pweetychyka:
It doesn't matter! Harp and Orijin r one family. The DIAGEO family, the makers of Guiness, Harp, Orijin, Guiness Malta e.t.c. It makes no difference if he drinks orijin or any other brand under the DIAGEO Guiness Family!
Orijin.... D peoples drink.

read my previous post in relation to ur point between kle4d and i and get my point.

kle4d:
I get you bro.
He might be an ambassador of the Harp brand and not the Parent- Guinness.
Though both harp and orijin carry that Guinness Logo just like Bora, Jetta, Passat, Tuareg etc carry the Volkswagen Logo.
Thanks man.

thanks for understanding bruv.

kle4d:
But shae harp and orijin na both Guinness?

Crime dey so?

never knew dat but u can also look at how endorsements are done because u wer asked to endorse a particular product (Volkswagen) doesn't mean u can do d same to its other products (Bentley, fiat, ducati etc) cause Volkswagen own dis cars and more, hope u get my point, thanks for d info tho.

DickDastardly:
Errrrrmm.......Orijin no dey dat village?

d dude is a harp ambassador, if em carry orijin na problem b dat oh.

LogoDWhiz:
Hmm. Interesting!

But has this tips worked for u?

haven't been in dat situation b4, saw it on punch news website decided to share it.

I was indoor all day, didn't do shiit but watched TV.

So i was reading tru punch articles and came across this, hope it helps "those guys".
Developing romantic feelings for someone who only sees the
relationship as just being friends can be frustrating. These
tips will help you escape the friend zone
Ask for a date :
Asking to go out on a date will suggest you do not just
want to remain in the friend zone. This could take a lot
of convincing as the person may not be used to going
on a romantic date with you. Be patient and look for
ways to convince the person. Also, do not expect things
to drastically turn out the way you want after the first
date. Be consistent and keep at it. Also, keep an open
mind and do not feel bad if things do not work out.
Improve yourself :
Increase your chances of leaving the friend zone by
improving yourself or looking attractive. For a lady, it
might be losing some weight or wearing slight or more
make-up. Guys could consider toning and firming up
their muscles. Attraction plays a huge role and one way
to get what you want is to look attractive for that
potential partner.
Make a move :
Action they say, speaks louder than words. Except one
practices what is being said, one will still remain in the
friend zone. Make a move to get out of the friend zone if
you want to enjoy a romantic relationship. Make plans
and put things into action and proper perspective. Also
bear in mind that not all friendships will lead to a
romantic relationship, so do not be disappointed when
things do not work out to your taste.
Value the person :
Some people get stuck in the friend zone because they
value the relationship more than the other person.
Valuing the other person gives you a guide to the
relationship and lets you appreciate the strengths of your
potential partner. The individual has to come before the
relationship. If there is no person to crush on, there will
be no relationship to build.
Start early enough :
The best way to avoid being in the friend zone is to
make your intentions known from the outset. Make it
known to your friend that you are interested in him/her.
This may be difficult especially for a lady because of
societal values. Pay attention to things around them and
compliment them when necessary. They will get that clue
of interest and follow suit.
Take some time off :
People may prefer to keep others in the friend zone
because they are used to having them around or tending
to their needs. There is a popular saying that absence
makes the heart grow fonder. Take some time off, but
engage in meaningful activities. Chances are that a friend
who keeps you in the friend zone may want to step
things up when they start having you around again
because they miss you.
Create competition :
Your friend may value you more if he or she thinks he/
she could lose you to someone else. Go out, make other
friends and do not restrict yourself to the person. People
usually sit up when they know they have competition.
But be careful with this as competition could spark up
some jealousy. It is natural for partners to get jealous of
someone they love and too much of it is not healthy.
Reciprocate gestures :
You may not be the right choice for someone who wants
to take a friendship to the next level if you always take
and never give back. Be grateful for gifts you receive,
and when you have the opportunity, give back. Don’t
stop at that; be attentive and affectionate. This
encourages them to spot the qualities they would want
in a potential partner.
source: http://www.punchng.com/spice/relationship/escape-the-friend-zone/

depends on ur taste cause series plenty, I'm currently watching outsourced (comedy) its nt new sha, try "tomorrow people" (action) and I don't think season 5 of game of thrones is out.

This Afcon is seriously making sense unlike d previous ones, der is something abt it I just love.

didn't Olamide insult Linda ikeji for posting a story that his (Olamide) girlfriend was pregnant ?

Ehimenboy:
I don't accept any rankings if it's not from Webometrics or NUC!!!

spot on, that's how they go about forming useless rankings and fake stories, yeye blogs.

its not compulsory but not many men would want to marry a lady dat isnt ready to bear his name, if u dnt want it dnt get married, its not by force.

go and meet d second lady since u claim u intend to love her and apologise no one can refuse an apology from d people dey like den go and see d first lady and clarify wat ever form of relationship u have wit her and let her know u guys are just friends nothing more or are u sleeping wit her ?

post utme form is on sale, u can get it at any zenith bank branch, just in case u didn't know, for more info check d skul website.

EmergeA: Please,when will the post utme form be sold out?

dude u have to chill cause first semester isn't over yet so my guess is u have to wait till like November.

Emyo: you are so full of ingnorant. What is a past question? Did i say present or future question? Go back to that your ricketing hamlet, ask of you old dripping english teacher and ask him the use of a past question. Bottomless bottom calling himself a human, skulless bombo

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i have nt seen anyone who has ever used a ksu past question and it has been useful b4, d questions one will b given will b diff so stop extorting people wit lies, its pathetic.

hod898: Tch, I was only joking too. I just wanted to pull yr legs.
Here, I started with pray which is mostly used in ancient England, although it's still been used today.
2. Impersonation- a man can't certainly impersonate the Queen--she's a woman!
3. Boundaries- how can you overstep yr boundaries when yr profile pic clearly shows that you are a Nigerian, and judging by that probably did a copy and paste because the first words were all aligned to the left which means u used a phone whose browser's setting view is on 'mobile' view.
Chil man, I just figured what your temperament is using your way of thinking, answering to contradiction, and your profile pic.
BTW, it was a funny letter.

I get u now and yeah it was a copy and paste I saw it on fb.