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dckelvin:
i think you are the one who needs Gods help.
can you hear yourself out & d type of question you are asking.
by the way how old are you?
can you imaging the way you reason?
smh

dckelvin:
bro all your questions are useless & baseless.
however,check other thread on nairaland.
questions like this has been answered.
thanks

dckelvin:
bro all your questions are useless & baseless.
however,check other thread on nairaland.
questions like this has been answered.
thanks

lalasticlala:
The highly endowed OAP who is on vacation abroad with her boyfriend shared these new pictures via Instagram..



https://instagram.com/p/3CdZxGE3YW/

omowumee:
Ko funny oooo

CountDracula:
Even goats wan dey sing these days

Ezenwammadu:
Why the worry Wike will come in next week and throw this charade through the window.

Rivers belongs to PDP.Rotimi should relocate and lick his wounds

safarigirl:
Mtv Africa Music Awards- MAMA

Twaci:
Congrats to u too sweery!

As for your eyes...they hunt me still

sandrahnaub:
Good. To. Be. Back
My gratitude goes to Nl pageants for d opportunity I was given, and
Nairalander's ur vote brot me dis farr
Congratulations
Tohpahz
Twaci
SubbieD
U deserve it Big time

kelvin100:
Jonathan is stupid.
How could he allow APC to be harassing this man?

MuguliciousMUGU:
Fashola would be like "what is this girl trying to do? Is this pinshure or picture or pics? OH it must be a DP... Let me smile small, but my wife would think am cheating on her"

Burger01:
The winner is supposed to be the winner that won. You don't win election by popularity. Tohpahz is the unbiased winner in this competition. It's glaring enough.

Incorruptible:
I really need your advise
Am 27 years. Working and studying. Am in 100 level.
Met this lovely babe that I love so much. My intention is to build the relationship for marriage. She calls me the father of her unborn kids.
This babe is so so romantic. She will be 20 in June. We kiss always. But we can't have sex cos she is a virgin. She pleaded we leave it till we get married. (Though that's her condition before agreeing to date me) . Though she also have fears like the pains and pregnancy.
I agreed to that cos I love her and want to spend the rest of my life with her
But the urge keeps coming. I have female friends who lurks around me. Am considering using them to satisfy my urge or possibly mastubation.
Your advise will help. Thanks

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Am waxing stronger
It won't kill a man, it makes him prepared for d worst

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Still recovering from ma ban

NLjega:
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Winner, Miss Nairaland 2015 Edition is none other than...
The Intelligent, Pretty, Sound, and Amiable.
TOHPAHZ!!!!!!

Nurse Tohpahz!!!!!


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akashi01:
An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic
and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
100k and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and
put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to
recover his money...
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember
anything"
Igbo man: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and
put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene. You gave this to
me last time for restoring my taste"
Igbo man: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give
me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a
week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Igbo man: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so
take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not
100k"
Igbo man: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me
20k"
You can't beat an Igbo man

Good morning famz!



Zeezarapture

Super1Star:
VANGUARD

ozoigbondu:
lslamist on lslamist madness is none of my business