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Op u r kolo

U Don Pafuka

Coloradvantage:
senseless... post! you no get wahala... you are around 17 getting to 18!

The Post Is Senseless because U No Get Sense... Shei, Na U Born Me Abi?

Bluezy13:
How old are you

We Are Age mate.,, Have U Forgotten?

Hello Nairalanders, This Post Is For Guys Only But Ladies Fit Show O... I Was Gisting With Some Group Of Girls Concerning Guys Sha... One Of The Girls Said Do U Knw We Girls Are Fruits? Some Mango, Some Banana, Some Pawpaw, Some Apple And It Goes On Like That... But, Why Is It That Guys Can't Eat One Fruit? Must They Mix Those Fruits To Turn Salad?...

Dexter001:
Ya kwu Ohomorihi avo, azayi edahi.

Avo Edahi... Wao

Pynkylypz:
Ete odahi.. Wadahi ke?

Avo Madayi? Ewu Ur?

Dexter001:
Tao inya, etemeya?

Ete Odayi Sir.. Azayi Ur?

Pynkylypz:
Onye ene mivi ni o

Etemeya Inya

Pynkylypz:
Oku omorihi

Tao Inda

I Knw Of One State Which Is Kogi And After Kogi Is Still Kogi... Proudly Kogite Emi Ozi Anebira

Pls Doc, Am Havin A Yellowish Teeth.. Wat Can I Use To Make My Teeth White?

D Tin Taya Me O... Those Police Wan Blind My Eyes Wit Teargas Today, I Dy Inside Room I No Fit Breath.... I Feel For The Girl O... Year 1 Student Going For Her Exam... I Pray Make E No Result To Strike O.. But, Our Male Students Police Arrest Nko? God Purnish Dangote Truck

2shure:
Dnt be suprised to see oyedepo in hell fire. Scammers

And Dnt Be Surprise If He Makes Heaven On That Day... Idiot

This Fine Sexy Man Just Go Like That.. Na Wa O

Antoinemercer:
Why not post a video instead to prove the authenticity?

Doubting Thomas

pocohantas:
Happy Married Life in advance. Wishing you both the best...
Your wife is petite, enjoy its advantage in the other room

Hypothesis 1: You both met on NL.
Hypothesis 2: One of you initiated a PM...

Observation: Your most visited sections, Business & Sports.
I've been checking out that of other grooms, same thing.

Conclusion: Husband no [too] dey Romance section.

Recommendation:• For ladies seeking NL husband, check other sections. Business, Technology, Autos, Investment, Sports...etc
•If his posts connects with you and he has never commented about bae, you can send a PM.
•Protect the nunu, because after he administers, you're solely responsible for yourself.

Reference: Poco .J. Smith "Where To Find Husband On Nairaland." Disney Books (2014).

Hml once again...

No Need To Question U... U Re A Statistician

Hello... Pls, Am An Undergraduate Studying Statistics And Will Be Rounding Up This Year With My HND.. I So Much Have Interest In HRM.. How Do I Go About It?

Just Looking At Her Head, U Go Knw Say Na Wig She Wear... Who Give Her That Kind Ekuku Wig

God Have Mercy... Na D New Style Of Death Be Dis? People Just Dy Burn Anyhow Dis Days

zeusdgrt:
Nacking when you go enjoy too

The Enjoyment Na 50-50 Na.. Bt Y Him Go Run Afta Nacking

Cheating Nd Callin Off Relationship After Nacking

Sweet Family... Atleast The Guy No Deny Her!

Guys Like To Dy Shine Kondo Sha...

If Say I Go Learn Tailoring Since January Wey I Dy House because Of Strike I For Don Near Perfection Now O... Bello No Allow Me Graduate This Year Haba!... Bello, God Go Purnish U O..

shege45:
my brother i really admire u..i wish i cld gather up courage and do mine cus am rili depressed.after an incident i had abt 6 yrs ago(although i used cd bt fell ill a week later)and coupled with d fact dat am currently battling persistent typhoid, i rili nid to do the test buh am rili scared..am scared dat i might be segregated by my family. atimes suicide cums to my mind. if i treat my self of typhoid now,it comes back in weeks...am so tired.how i wish i could meet u face to face so that i.can be motivated to do it.

I Knw Is Nt Easy But U Just Have To Summon Courage To Do It... I Fell Ill Sometime Last Month And After Treating Malaria Nd Typhoid Ova Nd Ova Again, So I Decided To Do The Hiv Test.... It Wasn't Easy But I Made The Decision To Do It And To Embrace Wateva The Result May Be... Woke Up Dat Morning, Took Ma Bath nd Dressed Like Neva Before nd With A Smile I Went For D Test... Wow! It Came Out Negative! U Need To See Those Dat Came 4 D ART Looking Healthy.

redbeans:
zeezeegal-watches too much of 'king of hearts'. Now expects her admirer to be like Sadat. [overfeeding]

I Can Break Ur Jaw U Knw...

lonelydora:
A man for that matter.

I Tell U

Congrats Man... Not All Those Pussy Hunters Everywhere Claiming First Class In Bedmatics

If U Dnt Take Care Of Me Financially, Who Will?....