₦airaland Forum

GeeKudi:
. I don't even know the strategy to deploy to aid my fingers. I thought I was very fast this morning o.

By the way in a recent post you warned against the chasing of bus make they no dump monkeys on you.

This night, tomorrow morning and for some time I will be praying for God to send somebody to come and dump Japaul on me.

I thrive in this type of game and I know when to call off the chase.

I am not angry at the Japaulians and the Zichists for locking the door.
I know how we in Fortis Gold have wickedly barricaded the door of our own bus.

It's dog-eat-dog out there in the market, but thank God, we do it anonimously.

KarlTom:
@GeeKudi

Were you able to get any unit of JAPAULGOLD?

GeeKudi may not answer you for now.
He must be very busy right now incerting a new kind of internet speed, maybe Starlinks, to reach the Japaul bid queue faster tomorrow morn.

When there is hot scrambling like this, we suspend all brotherliness at the bidding area oo, and fight to outwit each other, thank God, anonimously.

presiade:
It’s simple science: saline water (e.g., seawater) dehydrate the body, so you quests for more as you drink it—it can kill. So never drink sea or ocean water.

Okay, well noted.

May we never be lost at sea.

mikeapollo:
So you have been ''drinking'' money like water!
God dey

Money making, that is.

But any Ijaw or Ilaje man HERE can help us confirm that salt water does not quench thirst.

mikeapollo:
All the multi-billions you have in your portfolio never do you? Haba!
I tire for you NSEMPA guys that want to overthrow Dangote and Adenuga.

Oga Aliko and Oga Mike themselves, why they no wan slow down small make we even come near, let alone catch up?
Money is like salt water, the more you drink, the more you thirst.
So they say, I've never been cast away at sea.

awesomeJ:
It's that tone of "the tax man will wait for you"
I don't think it portrays the best reaction.

Congratulations are what are in order to the boss.

The taxman is not an assassin.

The tax law is a legislation of the National Assembly. If implemented, the taxman will nab everybody unless you boycott the entire financial system.

So I'm not wishing him and his heirs bad if that's what it sounds like to you.

Tax paying is even a Biblical injunction. Jesus said we shouldl give to Caezer (Govt) his due.
But the Govt owes to God and man the duty to use tax funds so entrusted to it judiciously.

Don't cause me to start helping Oyedele in his ministry of selling taxation to Nigerians.

Shalom428:
I smell spiteful envy.

Shallow minded juvenile quip, that I quickly forgive because I have loved some of your posts in the past.
But don't dare to bring the word envy near this moniker.
I'm not doing badly myself, and there's no competition in destiny.

Wiser forumites took my post in the lighter mood. How have we not joked about the tax thing here?

awesomeJ:
Worry about your own tax implications.
Someone smart enough to make big sums in the market should know how to use the concessions in the tax laws to his advantage.

I can never have up to 5% effective tax rate no matter how many billions I make in the market.


Except the rewrite the law, and they won't.

Nothing to worry about. I'm a happy, patriotic taxpayer myself, and very proud of Sunrisepebble if he helps maximally to boost our revenue story.

Sunrisepebble:
Eight zero portfolio gain TODAY

Hmm, the taxman is proud of you.


If you like turn your portfolio to Heirs Holdings, the taxman will wait for you and/or your heirs.


The vulture is a patient bird .

Sunrisepebble:
My portfolio gained 8 zeros this week

Rome was not built overnight.

When you are wanaJo, you are big.

Greetings, CP, Happy New Year.

Streetinvestor2:
If u see #1 make u thank God

If it slows around 1.00 I will load more. Do you think I'm afraid of making money?

I mean, should I be afraid to seize a money making opportunity if it presents itself, or what. ?

Deadlytruth:
Same here with sub 1 m units. But this N5 hit will be a miracle. For me, once it his N2, jumpiing out follows.

Don't mind me, I will soften my stance along the way. That 5 na initial braggadocio from intoxication with happiness.

essentialone:
No, they have been on Suspension for the past 7 years.

This is how you know some of us old timers in this market.
A Gamble wagered 7 years ago that ended in a death-like trap.

Thank God it did not pass from coma to death;
From suspension to delisting like many did.

All this my celebration is for just a tasere sub 1 million units, not a fraction unit of which is for sale under 5, no fex...

essentialone:
only 2 units of Fortis Insurance has been sold today. Holders are not smiling at all...

It will become available from 1.00.

Will not reduce Zichis bid because it's too cheap, and ppl have money in this country.

They should support this return with at least one "manageable" Result.

yMcy56:
FTGINSURE

The father of the prodigal son in Luke 15 says:
"For this my son was dead but is now alive again" 😁

All this jubilation.
.
I'm sure you're heavily loaded. I'm also a witness.

Praise The Lord.

essentialone:
Fortis Global Insurance on Full Bid as predicted. 500% profit Rally is guaranteed from today moving forward...

Where is that, it's not trading on Morgan.

But let it happen.

zendi:

What I expect between now and next trading is acquisition miracle news.

Short of that, dark is come to the stock.

Above posted ystd after bad Result.

Now, the master of oratory roars.

You can't beat Chuka in this game.

emmanuelewumi:
Revenue of less than N150 million in 17 months, admin expenses of N1.2 billion. Admin expenses is higher than revenue.

Operating loss of about N1.8 billion

What I expect between now and next trading is acquisition miracle news.

Short of that, dark is come to the stock.

Valthegreat:
https://nairametrics.com/2026/02/02/sterling-holdco-2025-full-year-unaudited-profit-jumps-98-to-n90-7-billion/

Why is sterling bloody today despite this news?

Bank stocks don't do solo rallies.

Who is not doing well ?

EDUECO:
But I thought ACCESSCORP is not increasing in price ?

So how is Access Bank now a good candidate for investment?

Because it's laggardness relative to it's peers has made it sexier to value hunters.

Do you think you're the only eye on Access because we joke about gambling and the jijoing of Lekos?

Edueco, alias "Dividend History".

emmanuelewumi:
You ought to know by now that my writings are directed to investors who invest with facts and figures.

But I started by agreeing with you, in my first line.

Then I proceeded to tell you how we jijoists dance to the music.

Investors and traders know what they're doing, and make money.

emmanuelewumi:
I will write about the negative vibes others can write about the positive vibes of Oando


Shareholders fund is negative N553 billion

Debt is N3 Trillion

Finance cost is N59 billion

Working Capital is negative N3.2 Trillion

Net operating cash flow is negative N147 billion

Free Cash Flow is negative N259 billion.

Working for the banks, as you once put it.

As for us Oandites, we shall continue to jijo it, collecting our redistributables and wishing for one massive oil bull to come one day and help us wipe all the problems away.

In fact, all these negatives are why it remains affordable and jijoable.

You can't jijo Aradel because it's price has gone beyond frequent gyrations.

debeey87:
ETRANZACT needs to correct properly

The post was about CWG.

yMcy56:
I expect the result of CWG to be celebrated here but see the kind way you praised them with bad mouth 😺 🤔
If someone should follow some of the comments here, such will end up missing positioning in good stocks 😊

Small time, we'll wonder how the companies with little or no revenues are doing well on the exchange compared to solid ones...

Meanwhile, CWG has performed excellently well, no wonder the share price keeps going up steadily.....

I'll wait for analysis of the analysts outside this forum...

@ Currentprice, compliment Sir......
We needed the new fair price of this stock pls....thanks sir..🎉🙌

https://doclib.ngxgroup.com/Financial_NewsDocs/45933_CWG_PLC-_YEAR_END_-_FINANCIAL_STATEMENT_FOR_2025_FINANCIAL_STATEMENTS_JANUARY_2026.pdf

The performance is impressive, everybody agrees. But the price has ceased to be sexy enough to move us like those who got SCOA before the pumping started.

Sorry if this comment reads like a joint work of Nosa and Agba.

chimex38:
Lol..School teaching fit also be mission work

You're quite right.
There are missionary schools all over the place.

Agbalowomeri:
He changed his moniker from INTENDIN

You took this from my mouth.
I was about to say he reminds me of one old intendy.

chimex38:
Retiring as a classroom teacher/ pastor or passive lecturer could also be in the books.

You aint out of the woods yet.

Pastor still possible, yes, as volunteer missionary work.

Classroom teacher ruled out.....how much they go pay me?

Unless na Elon Musk private school, wey go pay in dollars.

Agbalowomeri:
You must be 21

Na only GenZ fit understand my drift

Given your reputation, your drift is not difficult to understand.

My first son is 22, but I could snatch his girl friend if not for the grace of self discipline.

SonofElElyonRet:
No. You too dey explain

Ojukwu wrote in the condolence register that Awolowo was the greatest President Nigeria never had.

In my case, I'm alive and and strong, but it may be from the above that I am the greatest teacher, or pastor, that Nigeria has missed.

Those people are great at explaining.

emmanuelewumi:
You too dey explain

It seems my life is like that.

If I start eating in a restaurant 5 mins before you enter, I will still be eating by the time you leave. Reason: I must chew every grain of rice properly whereas some people seem to just roll the rice around a bit in their mouth and swallow.

At home, and in restaurants, people joke that I splash too much water about on the table in the process of washing my two hands properly before and after eating eba or other swallows, not out hygiene consciousness but just personal habit of wasting time trying to get things perfect.

I don't know how a psychologist would analyse these things.

I was never a teacher, who knows how I would have wasted time to explain things to my students.

Okay, look at all I've just typed in response to your little remark instead of responding with a short one-liner like Agba.