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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 6:25pm On Feb 16

Shalom428:
I smell spiteful envy.

Shallow minded juvenile quip, that I quickly forgive because I have loved some of your posts in the past.
But don't dare to bring the word envy near this moniker.
I'm not doing badly myself, and there's no competition in destiny.

Wiser forumites took my post in the lighter mood. How have we not joked about the tax thing here?

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 6:10pm On Feb 16

awesomeJ:
Worry about your own tax implications.
Someone smart enough to make big sums in the market should know how to use the concessions in the tax laws to his advantage.

I can never have up to 5% effective tax rate no matter how many billions I make in the market.

Except the rewrite the law, and they won't.

Nothing to worry about. I'm a happy, patriotic taxpayer myself, and very proud of Sunrisepebble if he helps maximally to boost our revenue story. grin

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 5:20pm On Feb 16

Sunrisepebble:
Eight zero portfolio gain TODAY

Hmm, the taxman is proud of you.
grin

If you like turn your portfolio to Heirs Holdings, the taxman will wait for you and/or your heirs.
grin

The vulture is a patient bird .

grin

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 8:04pm On Feb 13*

Sunrisepebble:
My portfolio gained 8 zeros this week

Rome was not built overnight.

When you are wanaJo, you are big.

grin

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 4:32am On Feb 09

Greetings, CP, Happy New Year.

shocked

Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 5:44pm On Feb 05*

Streetinvestor2:
If u see #1 make u thank God

If it slows around 1.00 I will load more. Do you think I'm afraid of making money?

I mean, should I be afraid to seize a money making opportunity if it presents itself, or what. ?

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 4:18pm On Feb 04*

Deadlytruth:
Same here with sub 1 m units. But this N5 hit will be a miracle. For me, once it his N2, jumpiing out follows.

Don't mind me, I will soften my stance along the way. That 5 na initial braggadocio from intoxication with happiness. grin

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 4:08pm On Feb 04

Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 1:08pm On Feb 04

essentialone:
No, they have been on Suspension for the past 7 years.

This is how you know some of us old timers in this market.
A Gamble wagered 7 years ago that ended in a death-like trap.

Thank God it did not pass from coma to death;
From suspension to delisting like many did.

All this my celebration is for just a tasere sub 1 million units, not a fraction unit of which is for sale under 5, no fex... grin

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 11:50am On Feb 04

essentialone:
only 2 units of Fortis Insurance has been sold today. Holders are not smiling at all...

It will become available from 1.00.

Will not reduce Zichis bid because it's too cheap, and ppl have money in this country.

They should support this return with at least one "manageable" Result.

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 11:36am On Feb 04

yMcy56:
FTGINSURE

The father of the prodigal son in Luke 15 says:
"For this my son was dead but is now alive again" 😁

All this jubilation.
.
I'm sure you're heavily loaded. I'm also a witness.

Praise The Lord.

Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 10:57am On Feb 04

essentialone:
Fortis Global Insurance on Full Bid as predicted. 500% profit Rally is guaranteed from today moving forward...

Where is that, it's not trading on Morgan.

But let it happen.

Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 8:52am On Feb 04

zendi:

What I expect between now and next trading is acquisition miracle news.

Short of that, dark is come to the stock.

Above posted ystd after bad Result.

Now, the master of oratory roars.

You can't beat Chuka in this game.

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 5:09pm On Feb 03*

emmanuelewumi:
Revenue of less than N150 million in 17 months, admin expenses of N1.2 billion. Admin expenses is higher than revenue.

Operating loss of about N1.8 billion

What I expect between now and next trading is acquisition miracle news.

Short of that, dark is come to the stock.

grin

Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 1:07pm On Feb 03

Valthegreat:
https://nairametrics.com/2026/02/02/sterling-holdco-2025-full-year-unaudited-profit-jumps-98-to-n90-7-billion/

Why is sterling bloody today despite this news?

Bank stocks don't do solo rallies.

Who is not doing well ?

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 12:29pm On Feb 03*

EDUECO:
But I thought ACCESSCORP is not increasing in price ?

So how is Access Bank now a good candidate for investment?

Because it's laggardness relative to it's peers has made it sexier to value hunters.

Do you think you're the only eye on Access because we joke about gambling and the jijoing of Lekos?

Edueco, alias "Dividend History". grin

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 3:55pm On Feb 01

emmanuelewumi:
You ought to know by now that my writings are directed to investors who invest with facts and figures.

But I started by agreeing with you, in my first line.

Then I proceeded to tell you how we jijoists dance to the music.

Investors and traders know what they're doing, and make money.

Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 3:00pm On Feb 01*

emmanuelewumi:
I will write about the negative vibes others can write about the positive vibes of Oando

Shareholders fund is negative N553 billion

Debt is N3 Trillion

Finance cost is N59 billion

Working Capital is negative N3.2 Trillion

Net operating cash flow is negative N147 billion

Free Cash Flow is negative N259 billion.

Working for the banks, as you once put it.

As for us Oandites, we shall continue to jijo it, collecting our redistributables and wishing for one massive oil bull to come one day and help us wipe all the problems away.

In fact, all these negatives are why it remains affordable and jijoable.

You can't jijo Aradel because it's price has gone beyond frequent gyrations.

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 7:50pm On Jan 31

debeey87:
ETRANZACT needs to correct properly

The post was about CWG.

Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 4:25pm On Jan 31*

yMcy56:
I expect the result of CWG to be celebrated here but see the kind way you praised them with bad mouth 😺 🤔
If someone should follow some of the comments here, such will end up missing positioning in good stocks 😊

Small time, we'll wonder how the companies with little or no revenues are doing well on the exchange compared to solid ones...

Meanwhile, CWG has performed excellently well, no wonder the share price keeps going up steadily.....

I'll wait for analysis of the analysts outside this forum...

@ Currentprice, compliment Sir......
We needed the new fair price of this stock pls....thanks sir..🎉🙌

https://doclib.ngxgroup.com/Financial_NewsDocs/45933_CWG_PLC-_YEAR_END_-_FINANCIAL_STATEMENT_FOR_2025_FINANCIAL_STATEMENTS_JANUARY_2026.pdf

The performance is impressive, everybody agrees. But the price has ceased to be sexy enough to move us like those who got SCOA before the pumping started.

Sorry if this comment reads like a joint work of Nosa and Agba. grin

Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 6:50pm On Jan 30

chimex38:
Lol..School teaching fit also be mission work

You're quite right.
There are missionary schools all over the place.

Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 5:20pm On Jan 30

Agbalowomeri:
He changed his moniker from INTENDIN

You took this from my mouth.
I was about to say he reminds me of one old intendy.

Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 5:05pm On Jan 30

chimex38:
Retiring as a classroom teacher/ pastor or passive lecturer could also be in the books.

You aint out of the woods yet.

Pastor still possible, yes, as volunteer missionary work.

Classroom teacher ruled out.....how much they go pay me?

Unless na Elon Musk private school, wey go pay in dollars. grin

Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 6:31pm On Jan 29

Agbalowomeri:
You must be 21

Na only GenZ fit understand my drift

Given your reputation, your drift is not difficult to understand.

My first son is 22, but I could snatch his girl friend if not for the grace of self discipline. grin

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 4:25pm On Jan 29

SonofElElyonRet:
No. You too dey explain

Ojukwu wrote in the condolence register that Awolowo was the greatest President Nigeria never had.

In my case, I'm alive and and strong, but it may be from the above that I am the greatest teacher, or pastor, that Nigeria has missed.

Those people are great at explaining.

grin

Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 2:30pm On Jan 29*

emmanuelewumi:
You too dey explain

It seems my life is like that.

If I start eating in a restaurant 5 mins before you enter, I will still be eating by the time you leave. Reason: I must chew every grain of rice properly whereas some people seem to just roll the rice around a bit in their mouth and swallow.

At home, and in restaurants, people joke that I splash too much water about on the table in the process of washing my two hands properly before and after eating eba or other swallows, not out hygiene consciousness but just personal habit of wasting time trying to get things perfect.

I don't know how a psychologist would analyse these things.

I was never a teacher, who knows how I would have wasted time to explain things to my students.

Okay, look at all I've just typed in response to your little remark instead of responding with a short one-liner like Agba.

grin

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 1:33pm On Jan 29

Has SCOA been chosen to market Tesla autonomous vehicles, plus Optimus robots, in Nigeria?

Or is it the Chinese makes, or what?

There is no smoke without fire, insiders help.

grin

Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 1:27pm On Jan 29

emmanuelewumi:
You too dey shalaye

I checked out the bolded and it does not seem positive.
It could mean, "you too talk", but I will let it pass. grin

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 12:39pm On Jan 29

BabsO2:
With this development the price will likely not go beyond the previous high for a while. And will likely not fall below the PO price. Perhaps a few deeps below if there are desperate exiters, but based on prior trends this bearish streak is currently weak.

Chuka should do something fast.

Zichis is coming!

Business is not easy.

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 12:11pm On Jan 29

emmanuelewumi:
You too dey shalaye

Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 9:58am On Jan 29

BabsO2:
My guess is a fluid situation where an agreement needs to be reached with the original sellers to buy back (hold) more of what they are selling. If so they will need to come to an agreement / arrangement of controls for this situation for right now and in the days and years ahead.

The sign that it was not going well was when they extended the offer period.
Never mind they implied it was to give the whole world that was scrambling for it the opportunity to participate. grin

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Investment › Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by zendi: 9:22am On Jan 29

BabsO2:
Relax, cooking ongoing. Share price still strong is a good positive signal. There is a high likelihood of good conclusion. Relax let them take their time. Monitor share price.

The main question to me is the situation now of the big acquisition that should have concluded by Dec end. Is there any kind of cooking that will help them seal a transaction they have no funding for?

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