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EventsRe: Create Your Football Squad by Zero2(m): 9:51am On Jun 05, 2009
[center]casillas[/center]

[center]alves       vidic      terry      van brochurst[/center]

 
     [center] iniesta        lampard      xavi[/center]

     
     [center] messi torres ronaldo[/center]

This team is the best and would defeat any other team with ease.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Xavi Vs Lampard Who's Better by Zero2(m): 9:43pm On May 19, 2009
Xavi and lampard are both great players but the midfield is Xavi's NATURAL HABITAT. lampard is very good at scoring but i think Xavi is a better mildfielder than lampard.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final:Chelsea(1) Vs Barcelona(1) [Agg: 1-1] On Wednesday 6th May by Zero2(m): 11:14am On May 04, 2009
BARCELONA WILL SURELY GET TO ROME WHETHER CHELSEA PLAYS ATTACKING OR DEFENSIVE FOOTIE..

BARCA TOO TIGHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final: Barcelona(0) Vs Chelsea(0) On Tuesday 28th April by Zero2(m): 10:59am On Apr 29, 2009
Chealse has really done well to have held barca goaless in 95 minutes they are the only side that have done that this season. Barca has scored at least one goal against all team this season except numecia in the first laliga game.

Barca has always amazed me with the way the play football. They play big clubs as if they are playing against clubs in nigeria universities. It was really a bad day for barca because chealse could have receive the worst defeat of their lives.

Barca plays extraordinary footie, they had all the opportunity of win the game. I must confess that there is no other club that plays better footie than barca at the moment. They style of play realy facinate me.

Barca diserves the UCL than any other club this season for they've really play socer the way it meant to be played.

Barca will surely make it through to the final because chealse failed to score against barca at camp nou. Barca will definately score at SB and this will surely take chealse out of the UCL this season.

I must comend chealse for defending well but that is not the way to play football. you might be lucky today what of tommorow. It is said that the best way to defend is to attack. Chealse can still be beaten mercelessly at SB if they play the way the played at camp nou because they where luck not to have concided more than four goals in that encounter.

Chealse please play well because people actually paid the hard earn money to watch you guys. Barca is just too tight for any club this season.

Barca and arsenal will make it to rome. and i see barca ripping the hell out of arsenal. Man u don't even think of playing barca because your's will be worst.

The only english side that could have given barca i little problem is no other side but liverpool. I will continue to say it any day any time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL Semi-final: Barcelona(0) Vs Chelsea(0) On Tuesday 28th April by Zero2(m): 11:24am On Apr 28, 2009
Chealse and barca encouter will definately end in surprise and shock. Chealse could receive the greatest defeat of their existence if they don't play with caution. Barca is playing soccer the way it's suppose to be played. The truth is any team can defeat barca if they can play 50-50 possession with barcelona. It's true that barca has a very porous and bad goal keeper but the question i have always asked and will continue to ask it that will chealse get hold of the ball because barca will definately hide the ball from them. bayern has more deadly and sharp attack than chealse but they couldn't play anything because they couldn't find the ball. That is exactly what will happen to chealse.
Everybody including chealse manager concentrates more on messi but i tell you there is a player that will do all the damages today and that player is INIESTA. he is more deadly but people don't easily see it. though it will be a very powerful encouter i see barca making it through to ROME. I must coment chealse for coming this far, it's not easy at all. I just pray they continue with thier present form next season, They could become champion. But they've come to the end of the road this season for the fact that they want to play with the best club in europe prenstly. barca is just too technical for chealse.

CONGRATULATION TO BARCELONA!!!

JUST TAKE HEART CHELASE, sometime is like that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Barca Who Will Win by Zero2(m): 1:31am On Apr 19, 2009
i don't see barca playing chealse as a big deal for barca will triumph over chealse with easy. Chealse could receive the greatest defeat of their lives if they play barca thye way they played against liverpool at the bridge. I see barca moving into the final and ripping off arsenal or man u without mercy. Barcelona is too hot for any club right now and with players like xavi, eto, henry, iniesta and the wonder kid (lionel messi) barcelona are unstopable. Chealse please play with caution so that the game will end only 3 or 4 nil in favour of barca or else barca will net goals as if they where playing basket ball. Chealse please be warn!!! mercy now wears LIONEL and no longer MESSI thus there won't be any room for mercy at all. Chealse fan take this warning to your coach for it's very important.
RomanceRe: Why Keep A Girl When You Could Have Them In Abudance by Zero2(op): 8:45pm On Apr 15, 2009
keyne:
@ poster
as ur name implies,ur brain mass is Zero cos u haven't heard of LOVE
Why are you trying to fake reality, You girls should stop deceiving guys because it is not good at all. I know that you are keeping more than one guy that is why you think i am saying rubish. If you think what you are doing is good then continue but don't forget that what you sow is what you reap. Bleep love, love is just a four later word that we all use to decieve one another. Though there is true love but it's very hard to find. I believe that true love existed in olden days but it's very rear at present.

My sister just stop your useless way of living it's very necessary. You didn't impress me at all. Your reply tells me that you are a lady with a very low IQ.
RomanceRe: Why Keep A Girl When You Could Have Them In Abudance by Zero2(op): 12:10am On Apr 15, 2009
Ziggy_mama:
Bro, me think u been goin out wit da wrong kind o girls to come out wit this statistics, undecided or is this a research for your final year programm??

besides yr mind is already made up nagatively . . . . now wit a mind set lik that,where on earth u gon get a good girl u can trust . . . . huh

. . .oh n u thinK guyz r mo faithful is it??. . . undecided ur datin plenty makes u innocent abihuh . . . wo in yr words I NOR FIT CHOUT.
Chairman,
nobody is saying you should date more than one lady. i am speaking from experience. and if you think your girl is different then let us investigate and see if she is actually innocent. Put on your thinking faculty and you will understand what i am talking about. I am not speaking from a negative view, i only made a factual statement. I just hope and pray your girl is among those 0.5% that atually keep one guy. It is true that guys are not better. The truth remains that a woman body is far different for that of a man. let me ask you a simple question. Which of these will be more painful to you:
You dad sleeps with a younger girl of your age and your mum having sex with a boy of your age. There is a great different between a hole and a pole. If only you understand what i mean by hole and pole.
RomanceWhy Keep A Girl When You Could Have Them In Abudance by Zero2(op): 11:19pm On Apr 14, 2009
Guys what are your reasons for keeping a single girl when you can actually have them in abudance? i have come to realize that no girl belong to any guy so if you are keeping a girl and thinks that you are the only one keeping her, you better have a re-think and make a little enquiry you will find out that you are not the only one keeping her. If you think you are the only one keeping your girl friend do a liitle research and let me know what you found. It is very obvious that only about 0.5% of girls that actually keep only one guy. From my little knowledge of mathematics it's very clear that 0.5% out of 100% is neglible and thus implies that nearly all girls involves in this kind of act. If there are 100 guys on nairaland who in one way or the other thinks that their girl friend belongs to only them by the time they go and make proper research, i believe only one or two of them will come out with a positive result. Guys think, this girls are just too bad and not good for us to keep. Girls are too badooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I nor fit chout
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UCL: Chelsea(4) Vs Liverpool(4) [Agg 7 - 5] On Tuesday April 14th by Zero2(m): 10:25pm On Apr 14, 2009
I am a barca fan but i want to say that liverpool is indeed good. Liverpool played perfectly well and i must comend the way they've actually played tonight. I think liverpool would have been a tougher opponent to barca than chealse. I must also comend the chealse team for being able to withstand all the pressure from liverpool, chealse also did well but i think liverpool is the better side tonight.
Chealse has to be very careful against barca because if they give such a porous defence to barca they will receive the shock of their lives because barca is very much ready to net as many goals as possible. The semi final is going to be tough but i see barca making it to the final. I am not saying this because i support barca but because barca plays better and deadly football than chealse at the moment. It is true that in the game of football there is nothing like impossibility but i think and know that barca will surely make it to the final with easy.
i don't think chealse have any defender that can stop messi or iniesta. Messi is just too good for chealse defenders. chealse never you guys play barca the way you've done against liverpol to night because barca is going to score goals as if they where playing basket ball. Chealse be warn!!!
SportsRe: 2009 Champions League Quarter Final Draw: Prons and Cons by Zero2(m): 4:57pm On Apr 10, 2009
when i said that barca was going to defeat bayern so many said i was talking rubish. I said that ribery would become a defender in the clash, they also said that i have time to type rubish. Shame to all those who predicted bayern will qualify for the semi final. It is true that it is not yet over but i am very sure that it is over because we are still going to defeat bayern away. Barca play better away than home, thus if barca could defeat beyern 4-0 at home then barca could score bayern more goals playing away. I know it's not going to be easy but all i know is that barca will defeat bayern again. It is obvious that the champions league belongs to barcelona for they deserve it. I don't support barca for any other reason but for the simple reason that they play the best football on earth. Barcelona is going to do more harm to chealse than they've done to bayern if they meet in semi. Chealse could take the greatest defeat of their lives if they are not very careful. barca is going to crush any club that will get to the final at rome be it man u, porto, villarrel or arsenal. Send this warning to all club managers that will make it to the semi that LIONEL MESSI now wears LIONEL and no longer MESSI thus there is no space for mercy at all. They should also watch out for INIESTA and XAVI they for they are the play makers. INIESTA is just too much. HENRY and ETO are very much ready to score as many goals they could get. All i want to hear is MESSI this guy is simply the best player at the moment. Barca is too hot chealse be warned!!! barca 4 live.
SportsRe: Best Striker In Europe? by Zero2(m): 11:00am On Apr 06, 2009
Comparing eto with any other striker right now is like comparing the power of a lion to an ant. Eto has always being a very skillful stiker. He never fades and he is very consitent. Eto is just too much and every other striker is negligable when compared to samuel eto. Eto is really making africa proud. He is the best striker prenstly without any doubt. Eto you too muchoooooooooo. Africa is proud to have a striker like you. The only players that could be compared with eto right now is no other person but mankinwa and ogbeche grin grin grin because this guys day score goals like say tomorrow no day. Mankinwa personaly scored 28 goals in two matches grin while ogbeche scored 48 goals in 3 marches grin. nigeria and africa in general is proud of mankinwa and ogbeche. I am not joking at all grin grin grin grin
SportsRe: 2009 Champions League Quarter Final Draw: Prons and Cons by Zero2(m): 12:23am On Mar 26, 2009
An average nigerian talks rubbish under normal condition, thus i don't blame most of you that paste rubbish, just because it's free to paste. Some peoplw that paste all this rubbish don't even know anything about soccer or probrably just start watching football last year. It is fallacious to think or say that barca can easily be beaten by any team this season. barcelona has been a great team and would always remain a great team. It is a fact that barcelona plays the best football on planet earth. I don't think there is any team that can win games with somebody like valdes in thier goal post. Barca is the only team that doesn't share possesion with any other team, they must always take atleast 55% no matter the nature of the march or opponent. Barca has produced more world best than any other club. Barca has scored more goals than any other club in the world. There is no saeson that a barca player would not be among fifa three best players. At present barca has the best forward on earth.Barcelona is second in uefa five years ranking. Barca must score against any opponent with the likes of henry eto and the wonder kid (lionel messi). The only club presently that can withstand barca is no other club but liverpool. Bayern have very good players and they play very good football but the problem is will they get hold of the ball because barca will definately hide the ball away from them. Ribery will become a complete defender that day after all barca did it against man u when ronney became a defender. Barca has what it takes to beat any club mostly interms of midfield and attack. We are going to teach liverpool how to play soccer because we will definately meet at semi. The final is going to be barca against man u or villareal. Mark my words. It is only good players that supports barca, barca don't harbour criminal and "agberos" like some clubs do. Great players have graced barca than any other club. Ronaldo, ronaldinho, rivaldo, romario, marodona, just to mention but a few. I support barca because i love good football. Barca is a graet club and a treat to any other club. barca 4 life, bayern no reach play.
SportsRe: 2009 Champions League Quarter Final Draw: Prons and Cons by Zero2(m): 5:00pm On Mar 20, 2009
arsenal vs villarrel i see villarrel making it to the semi

man u vs porto, man u will scale through

liverpool vs chealsea it is a very difficult game but i see liverpool making it to the semi

barca vs bayern it is definetely going to be barca, berca are too strong for any team.

the final is going to be between barca and any of man u or villarrel because villareal is a very strong side. remenber man couldn't beat them in the group stages.

The champions league belongs to FC BARCELONA for sure. They are the best for now mostly with players like messi, iniesta, xavi, eto and henry barca are unstopable this season.

i don't think any english club would be able to withstand barca this season, if there is any english club that will give barca a little problem then it is liverpool. Man U will conceived the highest number of goals amongst the four english club if they play barca.

If you doubt me wait till may 27th 2009.
BusinessRe: INCREDIBLE Investment scheme exposed! by Zero2(m): 9:20pm On Mar 15, 2009
In life one has to be very careful but it is known that too much of everything is bad. It is good to be careful but it becomes bad when you are too careful because it can cost you a lot. So many nigerians are pessimist. So many of us has trown away good oppurtunities all in the name of carefullness, fear and doubts. Opportunities are enveloped with risk. This is one reason why the rich gets richer and the poor gets poorer. It is good to take calculated risk. You want to make money but you don't want to take risk. There is nothing like clear or pure opprtunity, it always comes with risk. One actually need to take calculated risk for him/her to succed. I would have made it long before now if i knew all this things then. I was once like you that thinks everything online is scam. So many nigerians uptill this moment thinks forex is scam and people are making good cash from forex on daily bases. You need quality information to actually survive. I am leaving confortably well because i learnt how to take calculated risk. believe it or not you can never make money be it online or offline without taking calculated risk. risk is part of us and the earlier you know this the better for you. For example a friend of mine told me of a program where you register with #5000 and earn #19000 when four other persons registers under you. He was skeptical and afraid. the most surprising thing is that he uses the site to fund his liberty reserve account, which he uses to trade forex. I was like if you actaully buy liberty reserve from this site and you buy up to $500 at time why then are you afraid of their program. it sound stupid. I took my time and studied how the program works my self. I registered with #5000  and i have recieved  payment of #19000 4 times and i am waiting for another payment. I got involved because I saw things that conviced me. the main thing that conviced me was mainly my friend and the fact that you don't need to refere any person. My friend just registed now after i have collected over 4 payments. This program is still running and people are earning form it. Visit www.nairaliberty.com. Nobody is destined for poverty. you are the architect of your success or failure. Never blame any one for your downfall. learn how to apply the principles of calculated risk and you will surely make it in life. i am a living withness. You have to spread you hands into so many things for you to make good money online. I am into FOREX, FIXED ODD and INVESTMENTS. I do so many other things online. The lord has actaully blessed us with the internet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Barcelona Fans Thread by Zero2(m): 7:26pm On Mar 15, 2009
There is no need to be afraid, barca is too hot for any club right now. Barca is going to score up to 4 goals tonight. Messi will score 2 goals tonight. I so much believe in my club. i love barca and will always love barca because they play the best and most interesting football on earth. Madrid is no treat at all. We are still going to finish the league with at least 12 points cleared. Barca for live,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Uefa Club Rankings Latest by Zero2(m): 4:04am On Mar 14, 2009
This is the correct table, don't mind the poster. I think he is jealous of BARCELONA and MANUTD by removing them from their original position and placing them below standard. This is complete wickedness and absolute jealousy. I don't know which team you support, but please try to be truthful and fair it's very necessary. Celebrate with the winning teams for it is not easy to be a winner. If it's easy your team should have been placed 1st and you wouldn't have tempered with the official rankings. Don't try this next time or you go wundooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo  grin grin grin grin





                                       04/05      05/06     06/07    07/08     08/09   Ranking

1 Liverpool Eng                     28.1140 15.8855 27.3250 24.5750 21.4885 117.388

2 FC Barcelona Esp               15.4875 32.1285 17.8000 27.7750 19.4125 112.603

3 Chelsea Eng                       23.1140 15.8855 26.3250 28.5750 18.4885 112.388

4 AC Milan Ita                     29.8000 24.0710 26.3855 16.0500 14.2250 110.531

5 Manchester United Eng      15.1140 10.8855 25.3250 32.5750 18.4885 102.388

6   Arsenal Eng                  17.1140 29.8855 16.3250 21.5750 17.4885 102.388

7 Sevilla Esp                     14.4875 28.1285 28.8000 18.7750 10.4125 100.603

8 Bayern München Ger           18.1140 16.0875 18.9000 22.7000 21.0875 96.889

9 Olympique Lyon Fra             22.2855 23.1625 17.0000 13.3855 15.0000 90.833

10 Internazionale Ita             20.8000 22.0710 15.3855 16.0500 13.2250 87.531

11 Werder Bremen Ger          15.1140 13.0875 22.9000 15.7000 15.0875 81.889

12 Villarreal Esp                  20.4875 22.1285 3.8000 15.7750 17.4125 79.603

13 Real Madrid Esp             16.4875 15.1285 17.8000 14.7750 14.4125 78.603

14 AS Roma Ita                    6.8000 17.0710 19.3855 19.0500 16.2250 78.531

15 PSV Eindhoven Ned           23.4000 12.5165 16.6425 17.0000 6.2330 75.792

16 CSKA Moscow Rus              26.0000 9.0000 11.3250 6.2500 18.8500 71.425

17 Sporting CP Lisbon Por       24.6330 3.1000 8.6165 18.5855 13.3285 68.263

18 FC Porto Por                12.6330 8.1000 14.6165 15.5855 16.3285 67.263

19 Zenit St. Petersburg Rus    10.0000 19.0000 1.3250 23.2500 12.8500 66.425

20 AZ Alkmaar Ned             26.4000 12.5165 17.6425 7.0000 1.2330 64.792

21 Benfica Por                    12.6330 17.1000 17.6165 12.5855 4.3285 64.263

22 Juventus Ita                    21.8000 21.0710 2.3855 2.0500 16.2250 63.531
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Cl:fc Barca Vs Lyon, Tuesday 11th March 8:45pm Nigerian Time by Zero2(m): 5:15pm On Mar 09, 2009
it is going to be a tough match but i so much believe that barca will come out victorious. Barcelona will net up to 3 goal against leon. leon might stuggle to net only 1. I see the game ending 3-1 in favour of barca. 2 goals from lionel messi. No shaking barca is back again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manutd Vs Inter (1-0) by Zero2(m): 5:00pm On Mar 09, 2009
Manutd Vs Inter (1-1) or (1-2). It is very clear that ManU is out of champions league. The League belongs to no other club but barcelona. They are playing the best football at the moment. They have the best chance of winning the trouphy. They have eto, xavi, iniesta, henry and the most dangerous and deadlest player 'Lionel Messi'. I respect messi because the guy just too muchoooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
RomanceRe: What Would You Do If Ur Best Friend Rapes Your Sister by Zero2(m): 10:45am On Jan 17, 2009
what he has done is quite detestable, left for me i'l make him face the consequences of his action. he commited too many sin at a time. He fornicated, raped and lied. Don't you think that guy is the devil we've been looking for all this while. Ya he must be the devil himself.

@poster let me ask you one question. If you are giving the opportunity to deal with the devil, what will you do to him? Do exactly or even worst to your friend what you would have done to the devil.

That guys is evil, infact change is name to evilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll grin grin grin
WebmastersRe: Please Help Out With This Php Script by Zero2(op): 11:09am On Jan 12, 2009
OmniPotens:
check your mailbox at about 15:00 for the script. I pray you learn well and faster too. Keep it up!

Cheers!
Thanks so much for the encouragement. I promise to learn well and understand every aspect of php. Hope where i am learning from is ok. www w3schools.com. if there is any other site that has what the site that i am learning from presently doesn't have Please let me know. Thanks and don't forget to send me the script.
WebmastersRe: Please Help Out With This Php Script by Zero2(op): 10:02am On Jan 12, 2009
@omnipotens,

It is just a contact form that contains Three testfield and one testarea ( html form). You can creat any form that looks like that and creat the php script for it. I have a very sound knowledge of html. Just creat the php script for that kind of form and send it to me, I will sure understand it. If possible you can send me both the html and php codes. Please do test it before sending it. I am very greatful and will ever remain greatful to you and @dhtml. You guys are good and discipline teachers. I am doing fine with my php tutorials, I am progressing from one topic to another and i am really enjoying it. When i am through you and @dhtml will test me with some questions that is if you guys can. Thanks once agian.
WebmastersRe: Please Help Out With This Php Script by Zero2(op): 2:59pm On Jan 11, 2009
I'm reading php from the scratch. I just took a short break so as not to confuse everything. I want to really thank you guys DHTML and OMNIPOTENS. I am a very fast learner and i will become perfect in a very short time. I have seen that php is not even as difficult as i taught. I am really taking my time to learn. I have always wanted to learn right from the past, i only asked for that script because i needed to use it urgently. Please send me the sript if you can i still need it. I will understand the script better by the time i am true with my php tutorials. I need it urgently that is if you @omnipotens or dhtml can send it to me. I have seen that php has got so many script, thus having a form content to email script is noting. Just send me the i need to try it to see if it is my host that is having the problem. Please send it to [email]pmann4real@yahoo.com[/email]
WebmastersRe: Please Help Out With This Php Script by Zero2(op): 4:04pm On Jan 10, 2009
OmniPotens:
Just opening new threads. Three now. All saying the same thing. One closed and two open.

What do I do here?

I still maintain especially in this year that there should not be a post me code affair if the person is not willing to learn. Unless he/she starts learning, then a consideration can be accepted.

This is geared towards helping ourselves become stronger in the industry and not chaffs.

The more you learn, the better you become, the more experienced and more pay you charge and become more of a man in the nearest future.
But I am very ready to learn is just that there is nobody to encourage me here. I promise not to post this problem any more on niaraland. You have given me a challange. I am very sorry for posting my problem on nairaland in the first place. I think it is time to fight for myself and i know that i will surely get the solution to my problem no matter how long it takes. Some day i will become perfect for practise make perfect. I thank all those who tried to help and those who think they are God.
WebmastersRe: Please Help Out With This Php Script by Zero2(op): 12:27pm On Jan 10, 2009
I am not using wamp serve to test it. I am actually using an online host to test it. It worked at first but stoped working after a while. Please help me if you can.

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