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RomanceRe: Why Ladies Should Respect Men by zerojoy(op): 5:37am On May 05, 2016
firstking01:
This is in pure equillibrum cool...you can never make a woman a "Mrs" if she doesn't make you a "Mr"...inotherwords, nomatter how you ended up with a woman, as far as she has given you a child, she has made you a "father".
Men are addressed as Mr. Even when they are not married but in the case of ladies is Miss.
RomanceRe: Why Ladies Should Respect Men by zerojoy(op): 5:32am On May 05, 2016
RomanceWhy Ladies Should Respect Men by zerojoy(op): 7:15am On May 04, 2016
All the Schools in the World can give you a Phd, Msc, B.Tech Bsc, Hnd, Ond, but only a Man can make you a Mrs.
RomanceRe: Why Girls Are No Longer Difficult To Catch And Sleep With These Days by zerojoy: 5:34am On May 03, 2016
That's because our economy is bad
EducationRe: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by zerojoy: 9:20pm On Apr 27, 2016
Guys help me out.. Any time i stayed under d sun 4 a long tym or when i did'nt take water my pee becomes yellow. Nd the way they ask ppl to stand under sun during screening and restrict candidates from taking water, will dat affect me during medical?
RomanceRe: 9 Types Of Nigerian Boyfriends!! A Must Read. by zerojoy: 7:29pm On Apr 13, 2016
I belong to none of the above, i guess i'm not Nigerian
PoliticsRe: Female Vigilante Member In Borno Helping Soldiers Fight Boko Haram by zerojoy: 7:22pm On Apr 13, 2016
SageTravels:
What a Man Can do.......................................
a woman can't do better
EducationRe: Uniport Protest: Police Kills Student by zerojoy: 6:56am On Apr 12, 2016
He must have misbehaved
EducationRe: Which Universities In Nigeria Has The Fastest And Slowest Academic Calendars? by zerojoy: 8:29pm On Mar 29, 2016
I know ATBU is among the slow
Christianity EtcRe: The Lord's Prayer In Jesus' Native Tongue by zerojoy: 8:20pm On Mar 20, 2016
lordnicklaus:
Yea! For those who want to understand more, I will now translate it word for word.



Abbwon - Our Father (Root word="abba" which means "Father." The suffix "won" shows first person plural possession and it means "our"wink

d'bishmaya - In the heavens (Root word="shmaya" meaning "heavens" or "sky." The prefix "d shows direction of action and the second prefix "bi" means "in" or "on"wink

nithqadash - Sanctified be (Root word="qadash" meaning "holy" or "sanctified" or "hallowed". The prefix "net" or "nit" means to "let something happen" or "let something be" i.e "nitqadash" means "hallowed be" or "sanctified be"wink


shmuk - Your name (Root word="shem" meaning "name." The suffix "uk" is used to show second person singular possession and means "your." The prefix "uk" is in the Galilean dialect. Other dialects make use of "ak" or "ok" to refer to the second person possessive pronoun i.e "shmuk" in other Aramaic dialects is either "shmak" or "shmok"
ok let me grab a pen
FamilyRe: Am I Being Insensitive? by zerojoy: 8:17pm On Mar 19, 2016
angiemartinez:
That will not work as she usually brings two of daughters over, they alternate it. Have gone out countless times to dissuade her, all she does is call any of her daughters to come over
May be in a new environment she wouldn't like it, even if she decide to follow u to d new place dont give her time to adapt d environment, just leave immediately and also stop giving her enough money.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NewS...vice President Osibanjo Goes......... by zerojoy: 7:41pm On Mar 19, 2016
Reminds me of Namadi Sambo
PoliticsRe: Proof INEC And APC Are Working Together In Rivers (pic) by zerojoy: 7:39pm On Mar 19, 2016
La'ila Igwe must here this.
EducationRe: What A Jambite Has To Say About Dibu's Speech On Jamb 2016 by zerojoy: 7:34pm On Mar 19, 2016
Ok we will see if we can share this link with him
Christianity EtcRe: The Lord's Prayer In Jesus' Native Tongue by zerojoy: 7:30pm On Mar 19, 2016
Are you sure?
FamilyRe: Am I Being Insensitive? by zerojoy: 7:23pm On Mar 19, 2016
Okay this is what you should do, immediately after parking to your new location go for a honeymoon with ur hubby or if he is busy at work then visit ur family or relative for like two weeks. (just go on a 2weeks trip) but make sure u tell her earlier o. She will start making plans on going back.
RomanceRe: Black Is Really Beautiful.my Younger Sis Just Proved It Wit Dis Pic 18+. by zerojoy: 7:08pm On Mar 19, 2016
Bensondrums:
i noticed ok bt d debate about fair girls superior t dark girls in beauty prompted dis..bt guy i nor fit fall for my sister na i fine pass her wellawink
you never see handsome guys with worwor ladies? So tell me.. Would u advice ur sister to marry a black dude?
RomanceRe: Black Is Really Beautiful.my Younger Sis Just Proved It Wit Dis Pic 18+. by zerojoy: 8:23pm On Mar 09, 2016
Op so all this while you didn't notice ok dont fall 4 ur sis o
CrimeRe: NSCDC Arrests Two With Fake Naira Note (photos) by zerojoy: 11:13pm On Mar 05, 2016
Why didnt they fake dollar wey dey scarce. Naija ppl sef and fake packaging; fake money, fake jamb result, fake change fake everything
RomanceRe: See This : First Aid For Stroke Patients by zerojoy: 7:11am On Feb 19, 2016
If you try that in Nigeria and the victims failed to survive your people will say you are a ritualist
RomanceRe: How Often Do You Have Sex? by zerojoy: 7:01am On Feb 19, 2016
Twice in a decade
PhonesRe: Airtel Introduces New 3gb Data Plan by zerojoy: 6:12am On Feb 18, 2016
MoNickk:
I don't trust airtel abeg... subscribe 3gig n it'll finish within 2 weeks,no Instagram,just bbm n opera mini. stupid netwrk
thats because u went for a cheap plan trx android plan
PhonesRe: Good News: NCC Moves To Crash Price Of Internet Data Subscription by zerojoy: 6:02am On Feb 18, 2016
Yauwaaa
CrimeRe: Have You Ever Been Scammed Before??? Share Your Experience. by zerojoy: 9:58pm On Feb 15, 2016
I have been scammed so many times especially on fixed matches. They aint real if i can get someone that wil help me punish dem i can provide their names nd bank details
EducationRe: Buhari Expresses Concern On Ranking Of Universities by zerojoy: 10:31am On Jan 24, 2016
Nigerian Universities think its the toughness that makes them best
EducationRe: Why You Must Avoid Carryovers At All Cost As An Undergraduate by zerojoy: 8:10am On Jan 22, 2016
Now that there is no E, carryover is no more a strange thing
EducationRe: How To Read And Understand by zerojoy: 8:05am On Jan 22, 2016
Nice one. Also read as if you are going to lecture someone.
EducationAn Open Letter To The Vice Chancellor Of A.T.B. U, Bauchi By A Student by zerojoy(op): 6:36pm On Nov 13, 2015
An open letter to Vice
Chancellor of Abubakar Tafawa
Balewa University Bauchi,
Prof. Saminu Ibrahim
‘Death is not the greatest loss in
life; the greatest loss is what
dies inside us while we live’, Sir
you are killing the passion of
‘going to school’ in the heart of
young population in northeast
region. Let me go straight to
the point;
Sir, what is imperative for you
to know now is that 90% of
your students are not only
unhappy with most of your
decision but characterized it as
unproductive and too
unsympathetic. When the news
of 166 % increment on
registration fee reach me i
thought it was just one of the
normal jokes student use to
crack among themselves,
because i never expect that
from you in this critical
economic situation, Sir permits
me to take little analysis of the
funds to be realized as result of
your increment.
Assuming ATBU have 10,000
student and all are returning
student, what was increase to all
returning students is 25 000
which is 168% of 14 500 Naira.
Now multiplying 25 000 by the
number of the student the total
increment to be realized every
session will be 250, 000 000.
Yes two hundred and fifty
million! this is a surplus on the
Normal 145 000 000 you
generated on school fees
‘alone’ , Now the total amount
you will generate in school fees
next session will be 395 000
000 roughly, excluding
accommodation fees. Taking
duration of session as 12 month
even though you are yet to
design a sessional calendar with
12 months because the last time
i check the first calendar design
under your administration was
13month which is April 2015 to
May 2016 for 2014/2015
academic session. Dividing the
total surplus on school fees
which is 250million by 12month
you will have an IGR increment
of 20.8million Naira to meet
your expenditures every month,
this is excluding what you are
generating now and above all
excluding what you receive
from FG monthly.
To be candid your increment is
too much Sir, Haba! Haba!. Sir
had it been you are not from
Northeast region or Northern
Nigeria in general we would
have rally to our community
elders and traditional rulers to
inform them that the struggle
they have been doing for years
to convince core northerners in
going to school someone from
somewhere have come to
destroy it. But the most
disgusting is that you are
among us and aware of
everything going on. Aren’t we
aware that Northeast is the most
region which is economically and
educationally backward that we
all even deserve scholarshiphuh
A report from African
Development (Afri.Dev.info) on
information 2015 shows that
52.4% of Males and 61.1% of
females in North-eastern Nigeria
are uneducated (cannot read
and write), and above all the
lingering insurgency that have
frustrate us and have made
more than 2million to be
internally displaced persons
which majority are women and
children. Sir do you consider all
these before taking your
decisions??
While economic and financial
experts such as Emir Sunusi
Lamido Sunusi are putting
pressure on President
Muhammadu Buhari to remove
subsidy so as to enable him
generate more funds in running
the affairs of the nation the
president has refuse to second
because of the sympathy for
the masses, he said; Until we
crate alternative such as jobs,
easy transportation among some
other social amenities we will
continue to subsidies oil for our
people. Is not that PMB don’t
want to remove subsidy in order
to save much but on
considering the current
economic situation he has to
halt that decision to sometimes
not now.
However much we wanted to
restructure infrastructure and
finance our recurrent and capital
expenditures we must consider
the situation of our students
and their sponsors. Sir, i want to
bring to your notice that you
are indirectly killing the zeal and
passion of many youths in your
catch-main areas that are willing
to go to school. We are
internally displaced persons sir,
some of our parents were killed
due to insurgency. Many among
us struggle by ourselves to
generate what we normally
spend in the university which
includes fees and feeding.
Please revert your decision, we
beg you in the name of the God
you worship to consider the
economic situation and reduce
that increment. Many of us are
from less privileged families and
not sons and daughters of
professors, Doctors, lecturers or
civil servants.
Sir, i fear how posterity will
judge you by increasing 168%
of school fees in a school
situated in a conflict affected
area, a region where even the
international communities are
passionately willing to bring aid
to us, i don’t think we will be
able to combat and mitigate
youth radicalization and
extremism with this kind of
decisions taken by the head of
public institutions situated in
northeast. Please find other
means to generate money to
run school affairs not to be
levied on student alone please,
please revert your decisions and
drastically reduce this amount.
‘Whoever wishes to foresee the
future must consult the past;
for human events ever
resemble those of proceedings
times. This arises from the fact
that they are produced by Men
who ever have been, and ever
shall be, animated by the same
passions, and thus they
necessarily have the same
results.’ -machiavelli

Abdullahi Auwal
Abubakar Tafawa Balewa
University Bauchi.
Jokes EtcRe: PICS: Guys Vs Ladies, How They Differ by zerojoy(op): 9:22am On Aug 18, 2015
#9 How Was Your Date?
#10 That Hot Girl

Jokes EtcRe: PICS: Guys Vs Ladies, How They Differ by zerojoy(op): 9:20am On Aug 18, 2015
5 Getting Hair Cut & Styled
6 Wearing Just A T-Shirt
7 Checking-Out 'The Other
8 Louis CK's Insight

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