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nnekamezor: Lol @ thank God he didnt tell d gals....hmmm d fear of d unknown or rada d known

. The fear of the known

Leave dat thing. Person wey God say go survive go survive

Thanks@ op but did u say "if u tend to get UTI drink plenty of water"

My dear u cannot avoid it, unless u wan dey 4 sokoto dey fry 4 lagos so the oil no go touch u

May we meet u means u re a stranger to them and they wish to know u but not ur biography. Ur work xperience/skills, ur certificate, a little abt urself(don't iclude family) and other necessary stuff. Don't go all the way

Hmm! I bedwetted till ma jss class. I was in a boarding school (boys and girls) and slept on the upper part of a bunk bed and wen it happens at night ma mattres would get soaked and drip to the guy below who would wake up and smack me although he was ma junior before I bought a mackintosh. Thank God he didn't tell the girls.

Aitee1: Just be urself wen the show begins come oct 5th...

Entertain us

No pretense

Get the diiiiiiiiiick if u're hornyyy

No straffing or fingerinnnnng/self service under the sheet

Forget all these holier dan thou peeps on nl

If they got the opportunity they'll do worse

. HOLY SHIT

Aitee1: Just be urself wen the show begins come oct 5th...

Entertain us

No pretense

Get the diiiiiiiiiick if u're hornyyy

No straffing or fingerinnnnng/self service under the sheet

Forget all these holier dan thou peeps on nl

If they got the opportunity they'll do worse

. HOLY SHIT

Will the logo cause the companys bankruptcy. Let them do it as they wish

Nollywood aint the problem, the world is the problem (change is constant)

Horayce: I'm pretty sure I'll be disappointed by the low level of nudi.ty the op keeps complaining about in these movies. Nigerian and Ghanian movies have a long way to go in making beautiful movies that reflect our lives(warts and all) so i really don't know what mr op is yacking about. There's not enough nu'dity/hotness for my tastes in home videos. Morality does not determine winners, our pockets do. The moment people decide to stop paying for those movies, producers would stop making/financing them, simple as that. Till then stop complaining about what u dont understand and let the market(supply/demand) do its job. You can vent ur frustration at the censors board or ignorant parents who don't understand how to configure parental controls on theire decoders

. There's not enough nudity/hotness fór ur taste in home videós; thank u for being REAL

HYPOCRISY, thatz the word. Produce 2 movies with the same storyline then add a sex scene to 1 and see which is gona sell most. This is Y hollywood are ages ahead of us. After some of us will go back to watch the spartacus or true blood we've finished watching. This is EVOLUTION. (Na becos say our actresses neva begin release sex tape)

Is falling under the anionting meant only for church members? Y don't the ushers fall

May God forgive me if I say anything against him; But this fallen under anointing looks staged to me. I've neva xperienced it even though I sometimes pray harder than those falling. I don't just comprehend

We are always gona see things like dis abt any man of God. Pple trying to damage their reputation. In the world we live in today,we can hardly differenciate good from evil especially in churches. There is always gona be skepticism abt where they(pastors) get their powers from. I try to d best of my ability not to condemn any so called man of God becos we don't know who is geniune. Let us jst hope dat God see his pple through. NB: I don't attend SCOAN.

Dis one be lyk punishment, even wen u dey primary I knw say na hundred ur teacher dey say make u stop

What women want differs :-XWhat women want differs

chizzy94: C'mon!
These people should put on their thinking caps. He's not GOD or JESUS!

Or are they trying to avoid the situation whereby these kids become professional footballers someday and the commentator would be like "Wonderful skills from Messi, and he passes to another Messi, wow! That was sublime from the other Messi."

its more of not to mistake identity in criminal acts

godG: Me I be fool once o. Yes.

There was this charming, kind, brilliant, and loving lady I had in school. One of the few ladies that changed my thoughts about things. We were close in part 1 but school happened and we didn't have time for each other again.

Here is the issue:

Fast forward. Part 3. She complained a lot that I didn't call her again; that I wasn't who I was and that I "used to be nice and lovely." In part 3, we talked it out and we started getting along like we used to. She would call me, told me EVERYTHING about herself and we had hangouts. Those that attended Ife can understand. Despite all these, I was like, "we are just friends." My bad roommates sensed her green lights and they were like, "Guy, you dey dull yourself, which other greenlight did you want?" Still, I was like we were just friends.

Part 4. She requested to be my dinner date and I obliged. She didn't even talk about money. She paid for hers, I paid mine. She was kind enough to take care of the tie I knotted. Before the dinner, we were already the gist in class. And I was always like "nothing dey, guys." Choi, my enemies!

Few nights to the dinner, based on what people were saying, she asked why we weren't dating and I was like "aren't we cool like this?" She told me a story of her friend who had a similar experience with a guy "just
like you and I" and how the guy "broke up" with the girl telling her that "I never asked you out." I got to my room in Awo and told my roommates only for them to curse and abuse me till daybreak. One of them was like, "Guy, make baba do this parol na since you be fool." After finals, we had wonderful moments together she did the spending at times.

After leaving Ife, like a few weeks later, she called to tell me she would be saying 'yes' to a guy she told me about then. That day, it was as if a spell was removed from me. I couldn't even cry because I knew I didn't deserve her heart. She is still dating the guy and my elder and younger sister, till today, ask about her.

You check for the greenlights. You need not tell me, I was foolish. I only take solace in the good moments we had.

***please, excuse all typos.

. True life story. Better make it seasonal(season 1, 2) e go make sense wella

This is why nollywood will never have a good romantic movie like the titanics and...

See wot science has done. Why in heavens name would he want to be a woman. Think he's just runnin from d responsibility of being a man, coward

Have u seen all the bikini body in africa