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RickRichards:
That was meant for pretydiva.

Ok. Sorry abt dat u can continue hittin on her

queenzibah:
welcome the queen.....comment leta

Welcome her majesty

Born to make it in naija. Aint going anywhere

ddippset:
genny is beautiful, omotola is pretty.

So what's the difference

Wuuworld:
My dick know her nyash and pu5sy by name....with the help of my vaseline,I bleep her like mad...

Thank heavens @tlast I don see who I better pass

RickRichards:
I've wanted to do this for a while now: False! False!! False!!! I feel so good right now.
Nice legs though.

U dey see double? Which legs

dsauce:
Hi pals, I purposely opened a new acct for this cos of d sensitivity. Please i need ur candid advice on this issue.

A cousin of mine got a crate of soft drinks and found out dat one of d 7up has a very big COCKROACH corked inside.

He showed it to a Pepsi distributing van, he was begged to give dem the bottle and give him about four crates in return.

A thought came to my mind and i told him "Man we are educated individuals, we can get a substantial amount of money from dis company if we follow d right procedure.

Maybe by threatening to sue them to court for improper Good house keeping (GHK) during production and total disregard for consumer health safety by getting d services of a lawyer who will first write them of d situation or report to NAFDAC (last option though cos dis means making money for corrupt politicians to steal ,cos we know NAFDAC can't fine them for nothing less than several millions of naira).

As anyone ever done dis n got good money from this companies or gat advices to give.

NOTE:: pls don't castigate us, since d govt cant help us,we av to utilize d slightest opportunity to hit big time.

Someone call EFCC!! This is real yahoo yahoo. EhHhhh! So na this format u dey use abi

chi4ik:
my brother I prefer not only jail but death sentence!!!! meanwhile I blame GEJ for this....

Ù dey madt?

Blood of God!! Its happening again, am gonna have nightmares. Ojuju calabar

teeboo:
Pls is it right for ur husband to put on only boxer in d house wen female visitor is around? To me It looks seductive,by putting on only boxer 1 can actually size up d size of his john thomas, I use to fight him not to come to living room with only boxer wen we ave visitor,I tink he sees notin wrong in it

Did I not warn u not to bring up our private discussion on nairaland? Go and pack ur bags its over!!!

Its totally abnormal even wen its male visitors. Does he wear the boxer alone or ...

Airforce1:
Broke people always think they have an opinion.



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Can't wait

This ur album sef na 2020 e go comot. U go fit give ur guy one cD to market for u in my area

Nawa o. Maybe I should give it a try. But op u sure. Say my prayer point no go divert to smthn like 'O God, pls let ma dick get into miss minaj's hole

Looks like a fine art class or igbo class where they say bring the things u can see in a shrine

This was when the economy of Nigeria was good and naira had value

Can't think of a name but the woman is doing this becos she does not want her frnds to laugh at her. Looks like the man was forced into the marriage

aariwa:
I wonder what they were saying cos Messi does not speak or understand english while ebube on her part does not hear or understand spanish

U mean ebube is deaf?coz u said she can't hear spanish

Damn! This girl don meet stars and am still hear. *Dashes into the room, pack my bags and heads to the airport* My pix with Ronaldo and jennifer aniston,jennifer lawrence and angelina jolie coming soon

Its all down to complacency from the home team

Well op go tell that to MIA KHALIFA. But this doesn't concern we VIRGINs. #Team2timesaday

farano:
***yawns**

I dey tell u

Ishilove:
Goat is ewu.

It's the pronunciation that differs. Frog is pronounced 'ehwoo'

Ok I got that

Thanks op. Always wondered what the cucumber slice used in spas are for

Ishilove:
In Ukwuani language:

Chicken = Okuku

Duck = Odogume

Ostrich = Okpor

Antelope = Nwagbagada

Horse = Enyinye

Rat = Mbuka



Dog = Ekite

Cat = Buusu

Sheep = Aturu

Lion = Eduke

Monkey = Enwe

Snail = Inokpo

Snake = Ifu-gboko

Lizard = Oganezhi

Wall Gecko = Ochu uno

Frog = Ewu

Tortoise = Akpulosa (pronounced Akpurosa)

Black Ant = Akpisi

Mosquito = Enwu

Worm = Ndidi



Cockroach = Ochicha

House Fly = Egiji

Cricket = Ebuzu

Millipede = Ariri

Rabbit = Erunke

Owl = Ogbome

Shrew = Nkapi (Mole-like rat that is known for its pungent smel.ì)

Frog- ewu in ukwuani? Wat then is goat

nzeaji:
If its my kid, he could be hurt.

I would clean him the f***-up first and confirm he's not hurt.
Later I'll negotiate a time with him to discuss punishment option.

Oyinbo method

So op dey get wild imagination jst like me

greatgod2012:
If he didn't dress like that, will you be talking about him and his dressing now?

So to him, you're helping him to accomplish his mission.

Nice thinkin

Men of God/pastors génerally feel they are impeccable and don't like to be corrected especially by a church member

Miss chicken relaxing in a jacuzzi with a mohawk

Hmmm! Eniola nawa o

Reekado dressed like one dude in my street

When genevieve came up the stage to present an award, I was like OMG DAMN!!!