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OROZ:
Selling good cars

the 2007 Camry SE. More photos and price please.

Hello house!! I'm in port harcourt. I need a 2007/2008 Toyota Camry SE...4 cylinders preferably. Budget is 1.4m

OROZ:
I still dey wait ur call o

i did. You didn't pick up.

otipoju:
Mr scientist...you are a very very big slowpoke.
I made a comment, I dint involve or quote you.
As foolish as you are you quoted me, had nothing to say to counter my argument but to call me a fool. Na now you remember civility. slowpoke like you....the Dbanj that I call noisemaker happens to be one of my favourite artistes.

In terms of wealth, the fact remains that he is nowhere near these guys with the amount of bragging that he does...thats my point plain and simple.

I telll you again chicken head you are a very very stupid fellow. Only stupid people like you think they are better than someone else.

Which yeye school you go, which yama yama qualification you get wey somebody never get. I am sure that you are the first graduate in your family..thats why the thing still dey shack you.

As per seeing you in person...water and oil dont mix. You are too daft and crass for me to relate to.

Real men dont tell you that they will get you. They just do it and let results speak for themselves.

Learn to shut your trap and stop making noise .

you keep typing epistles. Doesn't change the fact that you're a foool. You're exchanging words with me coz of dbanj. While you're dedicating time and energy to use abusive terms, he's taking in millions. Get the fvck out of my mentions. Dunce.

otipoju:
When dem tell you to go class you go sey you wan go pluck cashew...you cant say anything because you never learnt how to talk other than say " fool" because it is an apt description of your miserable life.

better go find somewhere go siddon.

it would interest you to know that I am a graduate of Computer science. Like I said earlier, I wouldn't haggle words with you. I mean, apparently it's stvpid doing that. Your contemporaries are already making it big in life while rift-rafts like you come on civilized forums like this to display your art of idiocy. If you quote me again, then I'd have no other option than to believe you are a cursed asswiipè. Get a life bruh. Being an 'e-warrior' doesn't pay. You can't even approach me in reality not to talk of exchanging words with me. Your type would have long been forgotten in Kirikiri maximum prison, with the keys thrown into Bar beach. You nitwitttt.

sketcherJ:
Last year,the "koko" crooner and his team of koko holdings,manufactured a Product called 'kokogarri"and Since then he has been garnishing help from celebs in different kinds of sectors to endorse the product,even the big man himself Aliko Dangote endorsed it,but looking at this product from another point of view,all the pictorial endorsements are just overhyped,we think dbanj's koko garrri can't be a complete success,and just like ini's bread might soon be heading for the rocks if its not rebranded and repackaged,its not personal,here are few points dandywriter have to support this.

1.why and when do we drink garri

if you ask me I will tell you,garri is not everybody's best food,we only results to garri when we want to eat EBA,and we drink it when we have no better options,dbanj must have been banking on the fact that the poor are many in Nigeria,and their occasional food would be garri,he may be right though,but did he packaged"kokogarri" for the poor?no! The product was packaged and designed for d rich..or people who could afford three squarely balanced meals a day,and this is where he got it all wrong because the rich seldom takes garri,they only take it when they feel like eating Eba and when they go to special functions where EBA was served and this goes for some of us too..drinking?I don't think so when they got lots of cartons of golden morn,corn flakes,oats meal etc in their stores..why did we think dbanj's koko garri is for the rich?let's take a look at the the next point which is?

2.The price and availability of kokogarri vs the Price and availability of garri in the market

kokogarri 18kg is being sold for the price of #5000 at online stores, whereas garri is sold for #10 per cup in d market,and 10 cups popularly known as 'congo' is #100,you can get garri ijebu for as high as #150..now let's do d maths Dbanj's kokogarri 18kg price would fetch a total of 40/50 Congo's of garri in the market,the poor won't buy dbanj's koko garri ,why? Cos with #5000,a poor man who knows how to price very well would go to the market,buy garri,get meat,fish etc,buy soup ingredients, he would have a nice meal and still have change left ..you think the rich would buy it? a man who really works for money,and whether rich or poor would want value on his money,and would want to acquire more for little amount spent,(maybe dbanj didn't do economics in secondary school)in fact eatries,bukas etc won't also buy it,cos they too are looking for profit,and compare how many wraps of EBA they can make from 'kokogarri'and the quantity of garri they bought in the market at the same price..The kokogarri is not even available everywhere,out of ten stores,you might find it in only three.


3. Garri's effects and Hazards

Many people are put off garri cos of the effects it has when you drink it too much,it is known to reduce eyesight,and the particles in it are also known to cause appendix etc,please don't tell me dbanj's kokogarri is different because its in a packet,it's just glorified 'garri ijebu'

4.Dbanj and the name

many celebrities think because they are popular,if they venture into other things apart from the ones people know them to be e.g (from acting to singing , from singing to manufacturing business,)will favour them,and there would be a high demand for their products,but they are wrong,they may be popular but as your popularity increases,so do your enemies,some people have no reason ,they just don't like your face,and even some of your fans like watching you on TV,but eating your products,?No,I don't think so..and the name koko garri is simply a turnoff..it doesn't add that business taste to the product.. Till today,many people think the product is just a joke

5.Other competitors in the business are
stepping up

The other competitors in the garri packaging industry are stepping up in their game by going to the grassroot to advertise their products,free taste etc, recently I saw a packet of packaged ,i was curious and bought it for #50 , I was surprised to see that the garri has sugar,milk,and kulikuli was sprinkled all over it, it was very sweet and I had to buy two more.

So what can dbanj do to save his 'kokogarri'?

1.To gather more profits, the best alternative for him is to reduce the kokogarri into very much more smaller packets(e.g 2 cups per 1 pkt)and sell at a very cheap/discounted rate,his profit would come in the long or short run.

2.Secondly,he should advertise more on local TV and radio stations, go to the grassroot, speak to the masses, sell to retailers etc the idea of celebrities snapping with the product and sharing the pictures on their social handles with some short captions may be part of it,but advertising a product is more than that,he should learn from dangote..

3.the name koko garri is simply a turn off, he should change it,and get more investors to invest in the business

But out of all materials you could package Mr.Dbanj..why garri?bros why? surely your advisers don't like you,or you didn't accept the good advice offered to you,there are other things you can package like palmwine,fruit juice,potato chips etc..

If dbanj don't rebrand and repackage "kokogarri" to make it available for the Masses, just like my friend said,he and his crew might up drinking the whole garri..


You think I am wrong in my assertions?alright, tell me,when last did you drink 'kokogarri'?

Lalasticlala

See more at http://dandywriter..com.ng/2015/12/why-dbanjs-koko-garri-cant-be-complete.html?m=1#sthash.f08V9AO1.dpuf

shut the hell up and gerrarrahere

otipoju:
Sorry ooo. Proffessor of Ignorance.

That you can call someone who can read and write an illiterate shows how empty your skull is. Try and read books instead of watching music videos all the time. it will do the spaghetti you have for a brain some good.

for a man who has no social skills but instead needs spanish fly to drug a woman to have stir up desire shows how really shallow you are. na you dey advertise motor na you dey buy am- confused entity.

you're deviating from the topic. Shows how ignorant you are. You're a fooool

I'm in port harcourt. I'm interested in this vehicle. 1.5m

otipoju:
were somebody...Dbanj na your papa ? you wey look like chicken feather wey dem put inside water

I don't haggle words with illiterates. You're just a stvpid foo/l.

otipoju:
na lie. This list is not complete.Where is Dbanj the noisemaker with his Koko garri enteprises.

stvpeed fooo^l

esonuu:
Dbanj is my padi but the way his pix floods the internet more dan other artistes dis days,am begining to wonder if he goes arnd begging big men to let him pose and take a shot wit them just for hyping tins

use your head. Dbanj has good business acumen. He's on a business trip with the former minister.

Just like asking; between God and Satan, who's stronger. Mo'hits jare!! They held Africa down for years.

suzziematini:
All these comments sha.......

Dbanj did make a big mistake by leaving don jazzy.
He was thinking he is now a grand master and is ready to take on the world with high hopes on Kanye West.
Now his songs re struggling on sound city and his beats sounds like the primary school marching drum near my house. meanwhile don baba j is re branded........

anything concerning dbanj, you flat heads must bring up the jazzy factor. Don't you ever get tired?

kingreign:
Stop over speeding, its wrong, its illegal besides, I no trust Peugeot's brakes system. All Peugeots I've test driven none have a brake system that gives me confidence.
Besides, I've seen with my own eyes as a Hummer number (Toyota hiace bus) which was fully loaded tried to over take a peugeot 406 in Zuba, both of them started racing, an unfortunate student of College of education crossed the road, the bus and the peugeot stepped on their brakes, the bus came to a halt, but the Peugeot brakes locked, sliding the car till it hit the girl who died on the spot, and then the car stopped some yards. On sensing the danger, he zoomed off.

there are so many factors involved. His brake pads must have been exhausted, low hydraulics or something. Coz I know how good the ABS system of a 406 prestige is. It's excellent. He probably didn't apply the brakes properly. In such situations, you pump the brake pedal, not placing your foot on it until the car halts.

Yongi99:
bad guy! I use to do over 120km/h each time i enter that GEJ by-pass, but now am careful, because the road has started developing portholes.

that road is a death trap fam!! I know 4 guys who have crashed their cars there.

Moments after I reduced my speed from 180km/hr (goodluck Jonathan bypass,Calabar.) second was in a Kia Optima, 2010, ogoni-ph

Davidsylva:
all his tracks all reek of mediocrity,pls who else supports me?

boy, get a life. Thanks.

martinsaba:
Don jazzy wasn't the one that produced why me for dbanj, please do your research well, thanks

what do you mean? Jazzy produced it.

D'banj already big as at then. 2008.

DjAndroid:
Wow. It has been serving me effectively. I even put it up for sale sometime ago when I saw a 407. But later I changed my mind. Longest time.
See the pictures below.

boss. Thought you had sold it? I'm still interested. Buzz me.

D'banj should be on this list.

Stvpid

obinnajr:
OGA TITUS ( DBANJ ) SHOW SELF... WHO INVITE AM FOR MAVINS/GLO SHOW... ABI HE WAN RECONNECT AGAIN



AND STUP1D GLO PEOPLE THROWING MONEY ANYHOW TO STARS WHO ALREADY HAVE WHEALTH.... WHILE WE THE SUBSCRIBER ARE NOT GETTING COMMON FREE MEGABYTE TO CHECK LATEST ONLINE.... TUFIAKWA ....... BLIND COUNTRY

the 10 people who liked your post are dumfvcks. Dbanj was the first Glo ambassador. Mavins can't come close to where Dbanj is. Sue your brain for non-support.

iamkingzlee:
I soo much hate 'Ketchup' ehhhn

he doesn't have the look of a superstar. Not at all.

autotrader014:
were is ur location boss? Car is available for inspection

I'm in port harcourt... Drop a number I could call so that I could inspect.

autotrader014:
Clean Nigerian used Peugeot 406 for cheap sale. Car is in perfect working condition. N650k

I'm Interested in this 406. How do we deal?

Coolest; D'Banj, Don Jazzy, Eva. (2)Wackest; Ketchup , pukado, selebobo Bracket

Hello everyone? I had a 406 with EW10 engine but it crashed terribly. I want to get another one. So far, I've seen a very neat prestige 406 but it uses an XU10 engine. How reliable is this engine variant?

hyfr:
an injury can heal, you are a scar to them you can never be healed

parasite. Move away.

Adebayooooooo:
D'banj be like "Bro timaya, I want to ask you a favour as a friend. Abeg helep me beg oga Don.
Timaya goes: "ok I'll try. But it no go easyoo."
D'banj goes: "Dat's ma nigga. Oya come make I give you 1 bottle"

the kind of thoughts roaming in your cranium after you must have smoked weed from Congo.