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Sheep Have a High Rate of Homosexuality Homosexuality is an inherited biological trait in some members of the animal kingdom, and nowhere is homosexuality more rife than among male sheep. By some estimates, almost 10 percent of rams prefer to mate with other rams rather than females. Lest you think this is the unintended result of human husbandry, studies have shown that the behavior of these sheep is reflected in a specific area of their brains, the hypothalamus, and is a hard-wired rather than learned behavior.
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Male Honeybees Lose Their joysticks While Mating Everyone talks about colony collapse disorder, which is devastating bee populations worldwide, but not many people seem to care about the peculiar plight of the individual drone honeybee. Before a queen bee can assume her exalted title, she begins her life as a virgin bee and must be inseminated by a male to step up to the throne. That's where the unfortunate drone comes in: In the course of mating with the heir apparent, the male's penis rips off, still inserted into the female, and he flies off to die. Given the gruesome fate of male honeybees, it's no surprise that full-grown queens deliberately breed them for use in their "mating yards."
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Female Chickens Can Eject Unwanted Sperm ![]() Female chickens, or hens, tend to be smaller than roosters and often can't resist less-than-desirable males insistent on mating. After the act, though, enraged or disappointed females can eject up to 80% of the offending male's sperm, allowing for the possibility that they might then be impregnated by roosters higher up in the pecking order.
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Barnacles Have Enormous joysticks You might imagine that an animal that spends its entire life tethered to one spot has a relatively sedate sex life. In fact, though, barnacles (one shouldn't say "male" barnacles since these animals are hermaphroditic) are equipped with the largest joysticks, relative to their size, of any creatures on earth, as much as eight times longer than their bodies.
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Male Porcupines Urinate on Females Before SexOnce a year, male porcupines cluster around available females, fighting, biting, and scratching one another for the right to mate. The winner then climbs onto a tree branch and urinates copiously on the female, which stimulates her to go into estrus. The rest is somewhat anticlimactic: The female folds back her quills so as not to impale her partner, and more routine insemination takes only a few seconds.
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Antechinus Males Copulate Themselves to Death The antechinus, a tiny, mouselike marsupial of Australia, would be almost anonymous except for one odd fact: During their brief mating season, the males of this genus copulate with females for up to 12 hours straight, stripping their bodies of vital proteins in the process and dismantling their immune systems. Shortly afterward, the exhausted males drop dead, and the females go on to bear litters with mixed paternity (different babies have different fathers). The moms live a bit longer to nurture their young, but they usually die within the year, having had the opportunity to breed only once.
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Female Kangaroos Have Three Vaginas Female kangaroos (all marsupials, for that matter) possess three vaginal tubes but only one vaginal opening, eliminating any confusion on the part of their mates. When males inseminate females, their sperm travels up either (or both) of the side tubes, and about 30 days later the tiny joey travels down the central tube, from which it slowly makes its way to its mother's pouch for the remainder of its gestation.
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Male Alligators Have Permanent Erections The males are endowed with permanently erect joysticks, layered with numerous coats of the stiff protein collagen, that lurk inside their cloacas (chambers that contain digestive and reproductive organs), then burst out suddenly. ![]()
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More like a bizzare animal porn but they're facts. If you think porn’s messed up then frankly you should check out some of the dubious sexual practices that go down in the animal kingdom. Grab a seat The male walrus has the biggest penis bone in the animal kingdom – 66cm https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/037.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=480%2C360 |
MedoUnboxing:The video is cool but no visuals. Just you and you. At least you should include them. It keeps users glued to viewing |
This is actually the problem. I don't know how to express myself on this. BBK electronics like I'd always emphasize, generally are culpable. Sales agents just advertise the aesthetic of the devices they are selling. The real specification that makes these phones usable in the long run is oblivious to them despite the existence of spec sheets. They are usually well dressed sha. Thanks Inquisitive media |
Ejiphill09:Pixel 4a. Ask those wey dey compare if dem don use pixel phone snap before. |
Edited: Sorry bro |
[quote author=Nevot post=119131541][/quote]This stuff is not funny again bruh |
These are remarkable biro sketches. Well done bro |
Sorry nairaland doesn't support gif
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DesChyko:Can they do that during dry seasons? Or does it even work? |
Alright. But Nairaland sha Wetin be this now? |
BigDawsNet:God abeg ![]() |
Thanks... Though I hate Poco phones for absolutely no reason ![]() |
kingsonJR: ![]() Congratulations, but you seem to understood his point by half. "People" |
Shoes come in sizes so do affiliate marketers and the bad actors who don't actually make money off what they're advertising but off you, off your gullibility! SMH ![]() There is no fast game to hunt in the real sense. You're sadly the meat . For you to make real money off anything, it requires that you understand the principles and intricacies, this could take a long time except you're lucky in cases like crypto but I can assure that you'll learn more lessons that will establish the fact that your quick luck was far less important than understanding the basics. Whether crypto, YouTube or AFL marketing it takes real time to start making cool money but for you to have a worthwhile ride not smooth, you need to understand the terrain and things are get done. People go as far selling crypto testnets to people as real tokens make real money and leaving the noob in desert by blocking them. You need to post a handful of reasonable videos on YouTube to get seen it's not a rocket science. The real challenge comes in when you start asking these folks real questions they bombard you screenshots of payments and videos of testimonies without really answering the question. There is so much to say! |
Irupetepete:I don't even have issues with the epistles but his punctuations. They're making the whole thing uninteresting to read. |
Rozross:If you have questions ask. Don't just conclude. |
atheistandproud:That's it. It is what it is. Dem no wan who go spoil market for them |
Ehn ehn... make una stop this nah SouthSouth1914 dodoatirice If you both want taunt us say you get money we no get dey. You fit run giveaway for us. Share 50k give 10 people. 500k LFG |


