wetin be cant thou talk? you nkooo! dem cellotape ya lipsss?.

before nkor, na true naow ;d

CHIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I DON FAINT ORAKU YOU GO KILL PERSON O/ CHINEEEKE. I LIKE THE LAST WAN.

them don start. chatroom >: you guys just turned a beautiful thread to a chat rooM , HMMP ABEG! AM OUT

abeg which kine dry topic be this?  bia jenny and co  log on to yahoo messanger chatrooms bikonu.

i was a jammbite way back still feeling cool. boarded a bus and the driver lost control of the bus on bridge. there was this oniresi (cooked rice peddler) sitting beside me wit a big cooler of hot rice on her lap. the bus somersaulted and there was silence for a while but what broke the silence was my shrilling screaming voice.'' ' OTUWATER! OTUWATER! OTUWATER! my gawwwwd the woman's cooler of hot rice had tumbled unto my laps. it was a third degree burn, as for the laps , i thank God today, i still wear hot pants.

THIEF HABA. MY ADVICE IS THAT YOU SHOULD JUST TELL THAT USELESS MARRIED MAN OFF, COS THEY ARE NOT WORTH THE STRESS AND ITS ONLY FOR A WHILE. HE WILL ONLY WASTE YOUR TIME. WELL YOU SEF BE THIEF TO DATE A MARRIED MAN.

AM LAUGHING AND FARTING MYSELF. OOOPS SORRY. AND YOU NO HOW NIGERIA MESS CAN OOOOZE. EBA, FUFU, OFE NSALA, OFE ONUGBGU, GBEGIRI ATI EWEDU. TUWO, KULIKULI.

ENJOY THE AROMA.

COME , FBI, CIA, MASSOD, SEARCH LIGHT.

WETIN CONCINE YOU. IS IT YOUR TIN SHE IS USING TO CHEAT? ASK ZAKKY AZZEY WHAT HIS TORCHLIGHT HAS DONE?

ADVICE YOUR BODAAA TO WORK HARDER.

try and weigh the equation. love or infactuation or lust
what do you enjoy when you are wit these people. money, sex or what?

its impossible to love 2 people at the same time. there must be a reason why you are loving.

solve the equation.