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Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi Shares No Makeup Picture - Banky W Reacts by ZoeyJ(f): 7:59am On Jul 06, 2019
She's on makeup, it's called nude

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Travel / Re: Sanwo-olu Wants To Jail Us All – Nigerian Reacts To The New Lagos Traffic Laws by ZoeyJ(f): 7:57am On Jul 06, 2019
Three months in jail for eating in my own car
Crime / Re: Suicide Rate By Country 2019: Nigeria Listed by ZoeyJ(f): 7:49am On Jul 06, 2019
Squlillaci:


Yes, our existence is all by chance. Any of my ancestors procreating with a different partner would have led to different generations of possible offsprings, my father and me not existing.
I could easily not have existed, and no one would have noticed.
The fact my existence is just one of endless possible outcomes shows that there is no individual/particular purpose to my existence.
There is no gain in continued suffering only to absorbed into the void of nonexistence when we die. Why not die now and save oneself from 100- years of existence suffering?
bruh
Phones / Re: What's The Best Data Plan For Heavy Users? by ZoeyJ(f): 8:29am On Jul 05, 2019
Ennyholar:


Instead of that why not try the Airtel binge plan. It works on all sim cards. You get 1GB for just 500. Have been using it for a while now.
1 GB is 350 oh....I did it one time
Phones / Re: What's The Best Data Plan For Heavy Users? by ZoeyJ(f): 9:57am On Jul 02, 2019
bigl:


Yes u can roll over.. every plan expire 1159pm that same day so beware of that. Even if u do it by 1130pm, e go still expire that same night.

And unused data rolls over till the next day. If u buy that same binge plan the next day, it gets added up to the rolled over data.

I've used this over time but I ditched them when I heard of mtn binge plan.

N100 for 250mb - 3 days validity
N200 for 1gb - 7 days validity
N1000 for 4gb - 30 days validity

dial *131*65# to use.

It still works till when i posted this! Infact, i'm using it to post this
doesn't work on all sim

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Reveals The Only Reason She Got Married by ZoeyJ(f): 1:57pm On Jun 27, 2019
alBHAGDADI:


incorrigible
/ɪnˈkɒrɪdʒɪb(ə)l/
Learn to pronounce
adjective
1.
(of a person or their behaviour) not able to be changed or reformed.
"she's an incorrigible flirt"


Romans 12: 2(KJV)
2 And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.
Did you say pronounce? didn't know nairaland now have an audio version
As for your second paragraph Matthew 19:6 "And so they are no longer two, but one flesh. Therefore man separate not that thing that God hath joined [together]"
I.e whatever they choose to do within the confinement of marriage is their business and no one else's. Stop being hypocritical

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Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Richest Nigeria Musicians And Net Worth 2019 According To Forbes by ZoeyJ(f): 12:42pm On Jun 27, 2019
noted.

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Reveals The Only Reason She Got Married by ZoeyJ(f): 12:39pm On Jun 27, 2019
demx:
I.T.K
lol
Celebrities / Re: Simi Reveals The Only Reason She Got Married by ZoeyJ(f): 11:31am On Jun 27, 2019
alBHAGDADI:


Where in the below verse is it written that there is an exception for married couples?

Deuteronomy 22:5 (KJV)
5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God.
You're incorrigible.

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Reveals The Only Reason She Got Married by ZoeyJ(f): 9:57am On Jun 27, 2019
alBHAGDADI:

Go and take those clothes off.


Deuteronomy 22:5 (KJV)
5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God.
they're married so what's your point exactly?

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Reveals The Only Reason She Got Married by ZoeyJ(f): 9:57am On Jun 27, 2019
Amagite:
Singer Simi has revealed that the only reason she married the love of her life, Adekunle Gold, is so she could wear all his clothes and never give them back.

She also revealed that's the reason Adekunle Gold didn't want to marry. Read her post below...

"only reason I got married was so I could wear all his clothes and never give them back. that's the only reason why he didn't want to get married. so love is compromise. compromise is her having her way."

http://www.amagitesblog.com/2019/06/simi-reveals-the-only-reason-she-got-married.html

Cc; Lalasticlala
Funny girl

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ZoeyJ(f): 9:55am On Jun 27, 2019
BankyGee:
Why na?
complicated ish

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ZoeyJ(f): 8:17am On Jun 26, 2019
BankyGee:
You sha pray for me in the church bah? undecided grin
lol didn't attend

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ZoeyJ(f): 9:58pm On Jun 23, 2019
BankyGee:
Yeah, thanks. And yours?
OK I guesss

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ZoeyJ(f): 9:52pm On Jun 23, 2019
BankyGee:

Okay, it's at the back of my mind now... I reserve the rest for now, until then by God's grace winkwinkwink
Amen Hope your weekend was good

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TV/Movies / Re: Yoruba Movie Industry Is Getting It Wrong by ZoeyJ(f): 9:36pm On Jun 23, 2019
who else has been getting 'bad gateway" since

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ZoeyJ(f): 8:56pm On Jun 23, 2019
BankyGee:
Yeah love... Thanks... When it's your birthday, just lemme know smiley
next year march

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Phones / Re: MTN Leaked Bundles? by ZoeyJ(f): 11:17am On Jun 23, 2019
teeono64:
Lemme try it. I will get back here soonest with my findings...
dabibliophile:
Now, this is some dope stuff right here.
Omomayo:
Guy you sure?
Make I go try am
dabibliophile:
Now, this is some dope stuff right here.
Why are you replying yourself

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Crime / Re: Randy Husband Impregnates Wife And Best Friend At Same Time by ZoeyJ(f): 11:07am On Jun 23, 2019
carter009:
ODE
Ode ni e.

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Crime / Re: Randy Husband Impregnates Wife And Best Friend At Same Time by ZoeyJ(f): 4:50am On Jun 23, 2019
"I still love my husband and value our marriage for the sake of our kids. I am willing and ready to forgive him and restore peace in our broken home.”

chaiiiii modern day slavery

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ZoeyJ(f): 4:46am On Jun 23, 2019
BankyGee:

Thank you soo much queen... No need for apologies, I understand smiley
smiles � hope you had fun

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ZoeyJ(f): 3:57pm On Jun 22, 2019
BankyGee:
BankyGee is feeling thankful smiley with pu7pl3, Nayo08, Ayanfe29, daddytime, Hayqiu010, greatme2good, wizi44, otiwisdom, PrinceGeorge1, dimelo, donielord, ZoeyJ, HerCuteness, Centino, topher052 and 2,278,076 others...
¡Feliz cumpleanos a mi!
Happy Birthday to me!
Translated from Spanish
ooooooooomggggggg ��� Happy birthday in arrears . sorry I wasn't here yesterday. Accept my apology pleeeeeeease

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Business / Re: Advice: Which Business Can I Start With 50k And Make Good Profit As A Guy by ZoeyJ(f): 3:46pm On Jun 22, 2019
Fairly used cloth business and the price of each bale goes in the range of #50,000 to #150,000 depending on how much one has.
THE BENEFITS OF OKIRIKA USED CLOTHES BUSINESS
A bend down business has numerous watery benefits here in Nigeria for those people that ventures into this type of business.
It is very Less Expensive and. bend down business is regarded as one of the lucrative business ventures one can easily engage into because the demand for this type of business is on high demand. Eventually, people do not always wish to spend much on anything now considering the economy of the country now; but still while purchasing with the least money, they want to get the best quality of their money .
I'm gonna venture Into it too as soon as im done saving for it

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Nairaland / General / Re: Mention Your Best Friend On Nairaland by ZoeyJ(f): 7:17pm On Jun 17, 2019
BankyGee:
You should smiley
cheesy blushing

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Nairaland / General / Re: Mention Your Best Friend On Nairaland by ZoeyJ(f): 9:03am On Jun 17, 2019
BankyGee:
Mention one person you can call your best friend on Nairaland. Leddem feel special!

Format:
Male best friend
Female best friend

Let's go

Mine are:
pu7pl3(m)
ZoeyJ(f)
Aww I feel special cheesy cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Dashes 5 Twitter Followers #500K by ZoeyJ(f): 10:51pm On Jun 03, 2019
hmm
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ZoeyJ(f): 8:22am On May 14, 2019
BankyGee:
Guys, is it true that chatting with a fat girl consumes much data? undecided
Coz I'm still wondering why 3GB data will finish in 3hrs on chatting only angry
Nayo08, otiwisdom, ZoeyJ, HerCuteness come and judge this o grin
TO BE CONTINUED
grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by ZoeyJ(f): 4:30pm On May 07, 2019
BankyGee:
Guys, is it true that chatting with a fat girl consumes much data? undecided
Coz I'm still wondering why 3GB data will finish in 3hrs on chatting only angry
Nayo08, otiwisdom, ZoeyJ, HerCuteness come and judge this o grin
TO BE CONTINUED
lol

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Romance / Re: Marry Quick So You Can Give Birth, Man Advices Ladies by ZoeyJ(f): 8:41pm On Apr 28, 2019
marry quick and give birth to kids you won't be able to take care of abi

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Celebrities / Re: Janemena Celebrates Fiancé's Birthday With Sexy Video, Celebrities, Fans React by ZoeyJ(f): 8:40am On Apr 24, 2019
What would her parents say when they see this

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Celebrities / Re: Man Beat up Two Policemen After They Use Taser on His Wife. Video by ZoeyJ(f): 8:21am On Apr 24, 2019
The real ride or die
Family / Re: My Married Jobless Elder Brother Is Sucking My Mum Financially. Help! by ZoeyJ(f): 3:46pm On Apr 23, 2019
IdreamOfUnicorn:
stupidity is still evident in your supposed intelligence.
You are clearly the one that is a dunce
Lol you're modifying your post multiple times to appear savage, but your iberiberism is just too evident.
savage

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