₦airaland Forum

Age that comes with wisdom doesn't align with this man's condition.

AllahOfBlood:



Rohr was even better than that white vegetable currently now

Rohr probably wld ve left uzoho there

dankorode:
Make uzoho remain for bench like that, that new goalkeeper dey make me relaxe no be small unlike uzoho wet dey give person hypertension

And help the bench to carry their jerseys and water bottle

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??



Thomas Wadhouse was an 18th century English circus performer. He is most famously known for having the world's longest nose, which measured 7.5 inches (19 cm).

Omo see advantages, if he has ED, his nose can serve that purpose . Nature is very good

Jewessgratitud3:
Ma'am, I've tried Ginger but nothing. In fact yesterday I was on kunu that contains a lot of ginger throughout, still no relief.

I tried using birth control pills ( levofem) on someones recommendation last year but it got worse and extended my flow for almost two weeks non stop. So I stopped.

I've tried a few things, nothing seems to be working. My twin said she used to have it but after childbirth it stopped. I'm tired.

Desist from taking anything that contains sugar and drink ginger and clove tea

Felix6:
Musa is an investor not a philanthropist like mane.

Who told you he's not a philanthropist? Do you know how many houses he has gifted people or because you don't see news about him , doing philanthropy work like Sadio?

Realguyman1:
This guy is really doing great things for his people. Hope other African players can copy him and join in making Africa a great place for we all Africans

Plus there are some household he pays $100 every months o

Sad

A for useless AJEARO , he won't see this news and do the needful but will rather go after and drag Ghana must go bag with polithiefcians

thisweekng:
In a chilling account, a woman shared her harrowing near-death experience at the newly-opened Giwa Gardens Water Park & Resort in Lagos, shedding light on alarming safety concerns.

The incident unfolded during a family outing at Giwa Gardens, as the lady detailed, “This morning I went to Giwa Gardens Water Park & Resort with my family to have fun, and it did not end well.” What was supposed to be a day of enjoyment turned into a nightmare due to perceived safety lapses.

Describing the perilous conditions, she expressed concern about the inadequacy of pool depths for the water park’s long slides. Her daughter’s head collided with the pool tiles after a slide, prompting a warning that went unheeded. She recounted, “My daughter hit her head when she went on it and came back to tell me I shouldn’t go.”

Despite the cautionary tale from her daughter, the woman decided to experience the slide herself. Unfortunately, her encounter with the waterpark’s slide resulted in a direct impact of her forehead on the pool tiles, causing significant injury. She compared this incident to her previous visits to water parks worldwide, noting the absence of rubber padding in Giwa Gardens’ pools.

The first aid response to the injuries further added to the distress. “The staff did not even see it as a big deal!! It took them almost 15 minutes before I saw one who took me casually to the nurse. The first aid service is wack!!! No good plaster is available!” she lamented, highlighting the inadequate medical assistance provided.

In an effort to prevent further incidents, the lady promptly informed the park’s management about the dangers posed by the slides. However, her plea for action seemed to fall on deaf ears. “I informed the management immediately that the slides should be closed, up until I left it wasn’t closed!!!” she exclaimed.


The urgency of the matter led her to call upon the relevant authorities, tagging the Lagos State Government in her social media posts. In a plea directed at both the government and potential visitors, she cautioned, “@lagosstategovt Please go to @giwagardens and do the necessary quality control check before they kill people. Go to @giwagardens at your own risk.”

This alarming incident serves as a wake-up call for both regulatory bodies and the public, emphasizing the need for stringent safety measures and quality checks at recreational facilities.

This morning I went to @giwagardens @keji_giwa with my family to have fun and it did not end well
The pools are too shallow for the long slides,my daughter hit her head when she went on it and came back to tell me I shouldn’t go…I thought she was exaggerating,I went on the slide and hit my forehead head on the tiles in the pool ,I have been to at least 5 water parks in different countries,there is always a rubber laid in all the pools,my head hit the tiles directly and my lips caught into two.
The first accident I had was at the river,I tumbled in the tube and the back of my head hit the tiles,I left immediately with my daughter not knowing a bigger one was coming…
The staff did not even see it as a big deal!!
It took them almost 15mins before I saw one who took me casually to the nurse.
The first aid service is wack!!!
No good plaster available!
Am not here looking for attention,I am just trying to save another victim from this disaster.
@lagosstategovt
@lagosstategovt
@lagosstategovt
Please go to @giwagardens and do the necessary quality control check before they k## people.
Go to @giwagardens at your own risk
I informed the management immediately that the slides should be closed,up until I left it wasn’t closed!!!

https://thisweekng.com/lady-recounts-her-near-death-experience-at-a-newly-opened-waterpark-in-lagos-video/

Omg ! And I paid 19,500k for me and my child 😲🙄🥺 25 is the day . I am not going again what I ve as my account balance is more than 39k

Administration1:
Where DNA comes in, sadly this isn't a Netflix series

Our police Dem be OYA , they won't wear a handglove when carrying out such investigation

VinnyBaba:
I dont know him.😕

I only know of Dare Art Alade, who sang Carry dey go ft Tuface.😊😊

Does this make me part of Indomie generation?
Or Kulikuli and Garri generation? 🤨🤨😒😒

It makes you a "couldnt make a down payment of roasted corn and or Bolli(roasted plantain )

Kobicove:
We have Nairaland. Do you have SouthAfricaland or Randland?

Ask him if the DStv is owned by a black south African? And ask him if there's any bank own by a south African here in Nigeria just as we have in south Africa

Besuccesful:
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Make the mixologist 120k
I ve a good and well experienced mixologist for you

superCleanworks:
Why do they have to ruin the colour Purple for everybody? why?
No, this can't be happening. 😒

Thank God they re not touching color blue. Because color blue is next to white before master Jesus and that is why they can't go near it.
Im proud I represent color blue . See how mancity is winning anyhow

Lance008:
Konji 😂😂😂😂
Which kind dirty be that Na
U steal fowl u no kill am chop u Dey fvck am
Aboki 😂😂😂😂

And na cockerel he dey Bleep oo

Postinor:
wow, how do you walk around short people, especially when people start calling you 'dogo'which means tallest,it is very annoying

Dogo isn't an insult , it's a word use for something or anything tall . So it is not an insult if anyone calls u dogo

ijustdey:
https://leadership.ng/delta-governor-oborevwori-to-unveil-africas-tallest-christmas-tree-in-delta/

Another clueless efulefu don enter Asaba government house again .
Na Dem Dem what do I know sef

EDUECO:
Why not charge ₦‎60,000( ₦‎60,000 × 130 passengers will give ₦‎7,800,000)?

₦‎250,000 ×6 passengers just gave the airline ₦‎1,500,000

The manager of this airline is clueless just like a typical Nigerian politician!

I don't think the owners will listen to expert with the above mathematical analysis . They re greedy imagine how many cleaners salary this can pay let alone administrative staff like account despatcher cabin crew members .

N3TRAL:
The headline should read "White South African", "Boar" or "Dutch".

Black South Africans are too broke to afford a Nigerian company. The only way they hope to takeover Nigerian companies in their country is through violent xenophobia.

Shame on them.

Or through petty stealing like e. G
Coffin
Pot of hot pap on fire ( aka fufu)
Stealing of drinks
Stealing of Gstring panties during any xenophobic attacks
Add yours please and let it flow

ricson11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2TM76XmU7w

The moment burglars were forced to drink the alcohol they stole from a store in South Africa

SA and petty petty thieving re like 5&6 they maintain the first spot globally for petty thieving .
Imagine during the last xenophobic attack someone was seen carrying coffin on his head , others were found stealing couch . Very bad

AndikanEssien:
That's a young lady using a filter that makes her look old. They are only catching cruise on social media. If you check their page you'll see videos of her as a younger lady. They've been married for long and are based in Germany

Don't mind the lazy op who can't verify news before reporting them

Newsmic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC_WRYEAJUk



https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0JeltEI53X/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

All dis fake and lazy bloggers who don't do their due diligent properly before uploading their news . OGA that guy's is older than his wife . It's early aging that caused the woman looking older than her husband. Go into their profile and watch old videos when the man married her young or when they were young

Asawoboy:
See as second on left girl relax

Na dos b1tcg start sex at the age of 11 torto don become lagoon anything fit pass am 🤔

OmoFiditi:
Dem go soon dey use sand cook. Let them keep voting like buffoons.

Poor voters are the most useless.

E b like sey u no know sey Hausa dey cook with sand
All their food if sand no dey den no b Hausa woman cook for north .

Berekete

dre11:

•House investigates cancellation of visas granted 264 Nigerians by Saudi Arabia



https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2023/11/15/fg-18-out-of-deported-saudi-arabia-passengers-have-criminal-records?amp=1

Nlfpmod

Says who ? 😂 Laughable

God1000:
I'm surprised the government has not come out to condemn the vicious act meted out on the NLC president

Bro who do you blame , labour or fed government?
If Ajero had taking his stand like oshiomole we won't be here today . After oshiomole we ve never had a good NLC president
All of them are corrupt
This is a case of When you dine with d devil

thaoriginator:


Osihmen, make thunder ⛈️⚡ no go strike you

Tell Barca to stay off, come to Madrid if you like your sef

E go chop bench tire , btw where do want Jude, vinikjr and Rodrigo to stay ? 🙄🤔

Men mant . Strong man don fall

50/50