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Family / Re: My Younger Sister Disrespects Me Alot - Help A First Born. by Zombicmodz: 3:35pm On May 24, 2019
Nigerian parents of a certain generation are sick by default.
Most don't even know they're the worst parents in the world.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Set Her Massive Butt On Fire On Instagram (Photos, Video) by Zombicmodz: 11:02am On May 24, 2019
Please Nigerians say no to SILICONE.

Use natural safe effective enhancers..

Culture / Re: King Ademola Elegushi Celebrates 16th Wedding Anniversary With His Wife Sekinat by Zombicmodz: 8:50am On May 24, 2019
femi4:
He get, they are sluggish ni

Or the wife is killing them...
Some women have hostile internal environment.
Y sperm are fast swimmers but have a shorter life span than the sluggish but very rugged X spermatozoa.
The same man can produce boys with a different woman with friendlier environment.
Health / Re: HELP !!! NYSC Has Destroyed My Life. by Zombicmodz: 9:13pm On May 23, 2019
Jaqenhghar:

Thats a lie. Not a resident yet he has 2 houses. LOL. Maybe his father is rich and gave him the houses. As for Niggerian doctors you think its the pay that makes them not to work. Even if you dash the. A million every hour Niggerian doctors wont work

Depending on how lucrative your contract, Yes ! You can make a lot of money as a locum. Smart work..not necessarily hard work..
Health / Re: HELP !!! NYSC Has Destroyed My Life. by Zombicmodz: 9:08pm On May 23, 2019
falcon01:
damn. a dude i know got his leg paralyzed by been injected wrongly.

Your sciatic nerve could have been punctured. I walk with a limp till this day because of a similar 'accident'
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Punches A Police Officer Outside A UK Nightclub For Touching Him by Zombicmodz: 8:05pm On May 23, 2019
The police looks like a hobby Bobby...
Politics / Re: Electricity Generation Falls To 2,616MW, Six Plants Idle by Zombicmodz: 4:24pm On May 23, 2019
gratiaeo:
Fashola have failed Nigeria. Since APC took over government electricity situation worsened

Hahaha...is it the same fashola some of you will still clamour to vote in for president ? Just watch ! #zombienation
Crime / Re: Egypt, Ethiopian Airlines Running Drug Cartels In Nigeria, Says Dabiri-erewa by Zombicmodz: 11:41pm On May 22, 2019
Some of the replies here are really irritating.

Someone is mandated by the FG to do her job and some dementos are telling her to shut up.

Ms. Dabiri is aware of normal diplomatic conventions and the resulting effects of this revelation but surely she got clearance from her boss before coming out with this.

This is simply a press release. This is not the same thing as Dora akunyili confiscating and destroying products belonging to drug lords.

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Celebrities / Re: Toolz Oniru Reveals Her Favorite Sex Position by Zombicmodz: 8:29pm On May 22, 2019
#FRACTURE

#OF

#THE

#PENUS

Business / Re: Hdy by Zombicmodz: 1:37pm On May 22, 2019
EFCC is following this post..
Romance / Re: Lady Damages Her Private Part During A Pool Party (Photos) by Zombicmodz: 1:32pm On May 22, 2019
Graphic

Romance / Re: I Just Made My Pandoro And Ori Mixture With Little Money by Zombicmodz: 9:00pm On May 21, 2019
camobri:

u just wanna market your product by discrediting others

85% of the products on jumia and jiji do NOT work.

That's a fact.
Crime / Re: American Arrested For $8.5m Illegal Arms Deal With Nigerian Government by Zombicmodz: 8:58pm On May 21, 2019
Hahaha.....nairalanders ..

How Una go pass IELTS ?

From the responses here , The English language is not your forte.
Politics / Re: FG Orders Weapons, Ammunition From Slovakia by Zombicmodz: 11:25am On May 21, 2019
Rochasstatue:
Trash.
What kind of drivel is this?
Are you mentally challenged or just being mischievous?

Unfortunately, the problem is deeper than that.

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Romance / Re: Can You Date A Girl That Is Bisexual? by Zombicmodz: 11:17am On May 21, 2019
berbs:
Yes I can wink

Same here

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Crime / Re: Daniel Owolo, Covenant University N180M Fraud: What Actually Transpired by Zombicmodz: 9:50am On May 21, 2019
"Sanwo" is already become a notorious name and next level hasn't even started yet.

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Family / Re: Help! My 3 Yr Old Boy Is Too Stubborn. Doesn't Fear Cane by Zombicmodz: 11:47am On May 20, 2019
Screen him for Asperger's syndrome.

Talking from experience.
TV/Movies / Re: Folake Olowofoyeku Plays Lead Role In New CBS Show "Bob Hearts Abishola" (Pics) by Zombicmodz: 8:35pm On May 19, 2019
safarigirl:
Y'all just be getting the black women to fall for the least attractive white men angry


And her Nigerian accent is cringe-worthy, when they don't have us sounding South African or Kenyan, they get the most crude version of the Nigerian accent (which is usually some bottom level Yoruba accent for the UK), and pass it off as Nigerian, so that their white audience can laugh at the African accent.

This is a serious indictment.

But sadly true...

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Health / Re: My Fiancée Has Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis (ALS), She Is Always In Pains by Zombicmodz: 2:12pm On May 19, 2019
JoannaSedley:
ALS and the presenting symptoms does not sound right. Who made the diagnosis?

Cold, pain and weakness..... Persistent Malaria, sickle cell disease, pernicious or aplastic anemia, fibromyalgia, heart disease to mention but a few. ALS is too extreme and no mention of the characteristic symptom of it was made by you either.
OP have you and your fiancée explored all the other possible differential diagnoses above ?
Celebrities / Re: Cassie Daniel: "Ladies If You Don't Spoil Your Man Someone Else Will" by Zombicmodz: 1:31am On May 19, 2019
Looking at her pictures already spoilt me..
Celebrities / Re: Hafeez Oladimeji Agoro: My Height Is A Blessing From God- Tallest Man In Nigeria by Zombicmodz: 12:59am On May 19, 2019
koyyes:


Well, if we are to go by the tale in the christian scriptures, it would just be a coincidence because the flood completely wiped out those nephilims so there couldn't have been any fragments of their genes lingering in anyone.

Only noah and his wife along with his sons and their wives survived the flood.

Again those nephilims were called 'mighty men of old'. It took the flood to make them go extinct. But those with gigantism suffer health implications if the excess secreted hormone causing the condition is not controlled.


Yeah sure we have pathological causes like Acromegaly.
But some giants are actually genetic. Sometimes a recessive gene may show up once in every generation...
I have a cousin with acromegaly, it isn't genetic. He was electrocuted by a washing machine at age 7 and stopped breathing for sometime before he was resuscitated and started to grow rapidly thereafter. His parents and siblings are very short as with his grandparents.

Another celebrity with an undeniable cases of Acromegaly is
Peter Rufai, former supereagle. He has all the textbook features.

There are 2 peoples referred to as biblical Nephilim.
Antediluvian and post-diluvian.
Celebrities / Re: Hafeez Oladimeji Agoro: My Height Is A Blessing From God- Tallest Man In Nigeria by Zombicmodz: 12:35am On May 19, 2019
lepasharon:


And what race was king Bashan? undecided

Og was a mutant. A child of the Nephilim.
Celebrities / Re: Hafeez Oladimeji Agoro: My Height Is A Blessing From God- Tallest Man In Nigeria by Zombicmodz: 10:46pm On May 18, 2019
lepasharon:


Ok so you think this guy is one of them?

The Nephilim definitely maintained their genes and you can see phenotypical expression of these genes in a small percentage of the human race.

This guy looks like a descendant of Og, king of Bashan as described in Deuteronomy 3: 11.
A real giant king, his coffin is on display in a museum somewhere.
Celebrities / Re: Hafeez Oladimeji Agoro: My Height Is A Blessing From God- Tallest Man In Nigeria by Zombicmodz: 9:33pm On May 18, 2019
koyyes:
They always have health issues and die early.

From the way he looks, you can tell the height is as a result of something abnormal that occurred in him.

It never should have happened and no, its not a blessing. angry

I was reading a thread in the religion section about how angels contaminated the human gene pool by sleeping with women on earth.
God sent a flood to wipe out the resulting mutants but it seems some of those genes survived.

A clear proof of this is the extra digit found in some humans...these people are also very gifted and stand out in many aspects of life. I don't think it's a coincidence.
Politics / Re: President Buhari 'Running' While Performing Umrah In Makkah by Zombicmodz: 9:19pm On May 18, 2019
akinhanger:
Buhari Can run......

His cattle never outrun him...
Celebrities / Re: Arnold Schwarzenegger Attacked In South Africa (Video). by Zombicmodz: 9:12pm On May 18, 2019
MediaLife:
If it was a white man that did this to a black man, internet go don full for WHITES ARE RACIST yen yen

I don't see this funny


But Schwarzenegger translated means BLACK NIGGER so what's your point ?
Business / Re: LIST: Dozie, Odili, Dasuki… The Billionaires Who Own MTN Nigeria by Zombicmodz: 7:15pm On May 18, 2019
thesicilian:
I just love silent investors.

If you had just 0.0002 percent of MTN shares you'd be very silent too....
Business / Re: Oyeyimika Adeboye, Cadbury Nigeria First Female Managing Director In 50 Years by Zombicmodz: 7:09pm On May 18, 2019
Danwakae:


EDO state

Oye - honour

Yimika - surround me

Both Yoruba terms.

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Health / Re: Man Almost Slips Into Convulsion After Taking "Colorado" by Zombicmodz: 6:51pm On May 18, 2019
So you will do these piss drugs and think it won't leave you with varying degrees of permanent brain damage ??

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Business / Re: Oyeyimika Adeboye, Cadbury Nigeria First Female Managing Director In 50 Years by Zombicmodz: 1:34pm On May 18, 2019
Danwakae:


She is married to a YORUBA

Check her first name
TRIBALISTIC, don't go and do ur own...wan wan

Oyeyimika ?

Is what tribe pls ?

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Celebrities / Re: WWE Legend Ric Flair Hospitalized In Atlanta by Zombicmodz: 8:34pm On May 17, 2019
Nature boy is now nature Pa..

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