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Family › Re: My Brother Ejaculated On Me While I Was Asleep: Please Advise Me Else... by Zombicmodz: 11:36pm On May 16, 2019

It started out well

Politics › Re: Akeredolu Returns From Thailand, Frowns At Illegal Cultivation Of Cannabis by Zombicmodz: 9:08pm On May 16, 2019

There's a huge export market for African grown cannabis

Romance › Re: Men Have Pains Too by Zombicmodz: 8:28pm On May 16, 2019

Many of us are not Superman..

Crime › Re: Meet Babatunde Folorunsho, The First Armed Robber Executed Publicly In Nigeria by Zombicmodz: 7:05pm On May 15, 2019

tiredoflife:
Well his case was unlawful used of a service pistol on a civilian
This is robbery in the law

Now fast forward to 2019 and count the number of uniformed men who get away with anything...

That's why they call it GOOD OLD DAYS

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Christianity Etc › Re: 4 Members Electrocuted In Celestial Church Of Christ In Osun, Two Die by Zombicmodz: 2:22pm On May 15, 2019

They were probably bare footed.

Rubber soles may have saved them.

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo: FG Can Seize Assets Even Without Corruption Allegation by Zombicmodz: 10:42am On May 15, 2019

Nice one osinbajo, let's start with APC members.

Crime › Re: Two Nigerians charged with Internet fraud in Singapore (photos) by Zombicmodz: 6:11pm On May 14, 2019

Whoever designed that NCAN logo is sick af !

Celebrities › Re: I Already Cut Off My Manhood - Bobrisky by Zombicmodz: 4:29pm On May 14, 2019

Guyman02:
Is transgender a crime in Nigeria?

That's my point

But homosexually is.

Politics › Re: Ondo To Focus On Marijuana Market - Akeredolu by Zombicmodz: 4:28pm On May 14, 2019

Curlieweed:
Now, a Nigerian leaders is actually thinking!

Kudos to you governor. I hope you walk the talk.

Akeredolu is the smartest governor of his generation of analogue leaders.

Celebrities › Re: I Already Cut Off My Manhood - Bobrisky by Zombicmodz: 4:23pm On May 14, 2019

He is not subject to 14 years imprisonment.

Unless he starts fucking girls..

Travel › Re: Should I Move To The UK Or Return To Nigeria? by Zombicmodz: 8:47am On May 14, 2019

You can return to Nigeria but have an escape plan in place...in case you see anything you don't like....don't burn the bridges you built back in Europe. You may need to use them again.

Celebrities › Re: Delnoi, Shan George's First Son Proposes To His Girlfriend by Zombicmodz: 8:29pm On May 13, 2019

It's captain caveman

Celebrities › Re: Duncan Mighty Advises Davido As He Poses With A Mclaren 570S (Photos) by Zombicmodz: 9:46pm On May 11, 2019

BOOOMNAIJA:
Why are his legs disproportional to his body, and head looking too big for comfort.....

Too much booze

Too much bleep

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Crime › Re: Passengers Fight On Top Of A Moving Train In Oshodi, Lagos (Pics) by Zombicmodz: 7:26pm On May 11, 2019

Is this MI8 or 007 action video ?

Politics › Re: Fulani Siddika Shahida: Ganduje Is Kano's Worst Curse - Sanusi Daughter by Zombicmodz: 3:24pm On May 11, 2019

Karma karmeleon

Politics › Re: The Moment Ganduje Shaded Emir Sanusi, Reveals Why He Created New Emirates by Zombicmodz: 1:59pm On May 11, 2019

It is very hard for intellectuals like Sanusi to remain silent in times like these

Health › Re: Sex Improvement Home-made Remedy: A Do-it-yourself Natural Remedy For Sexuality by Zombicmodz: 9:22am On May 11, 2019

Youthful

Romance › Re: Transgender, Angela Coleman To Marry Pastor Fiance by Zombicmodz: 10:13pm On May 10, 2019

SageMK:
Close your eyes and picture two sweaty hairy balls striking each other... Yes. That is what is going to happen on their honeymoon. But that's none of my business.

No no...I can't.. I refuse to picture that

Crime › Re: Emmanuel Aigbokhalode Balogun Drowns In Dome Hotel Pool (UNIABUJA Student) by Zombicmodz: 7:27pm On May 10, 2019

ayandee:
I think this is why the rich keep their children in certain schools meant for people of their class.

Still not a guarantee..

Celebrities › Re: Drake Acquires Private Jet 'Air Drake’ - Photos by Zombicmodz: 7:01pm On May 10, 2019

OladimejiRufai:
Wait....

This report says the plane costs at least 199 million dollars...

Wikipedia states Drake's net worth is 100 million dollars

Now someone should answer me..

Who is actually and seriously mad between us... Drake or Wikipedia or the OP or me

Somebody must be mad

Credit.

Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani Shares Eye-popping Photos by Zombicmodz: 3:41pm On May 10, 2019

Wow wow wow...!!!

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Health › Re: White Discharge From The Penis by Zombicmodz: 8:57pm On May 09, 2019

dungas30:
pls I need an urgent help, am having a whitish discharge and a mild pain from my penis. pls hep with the appropriate drugs to buy

Get tested for Chlamydia...

Doxycycline 100mg bd

Celebrities › Re: Ebi Onome Celebrates 36th Birthday With Bikini Photos by Zombicmodz: 11:21pm On May 08, 2019

paraltero:
You people are disgusting

Nairaland is a haven for bastard perverts

Family › Re: Caught In The Web Of Affairs With My Wife's Friend by Zombicmodz: 7:55pm On May 08, 2019

I don't know why I find this story very boring...

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