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Romance / Re: Healthy Supplements by Zombicmodz: 1:22pm On Apr 10, 2019
Whey powder
Health / Re: Quality Body Building Supplements, Where To Get Them by Zombicmodz: 1:21pm On Apr 10, 2019
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Business / Re: Jack Dorsey Eats Once A Day, Fasts On Weekends, Walks To Work by Zombicmodz: 9:41am On Apr 10, 2019
MKULTRA:
You go soon join Steve jobs cry

Steve Jobs died from pancreatic cancer.
Some say the cancer was as a result of protease inhibitors (ant-hiv medication) and was infected by a gay partner in the 80s.

However, they are both illuminati pawns and Dorsey doesn't even seem to be thinking for himself aka mind control.
Romance / Re: I Am So Ashamed, My 14 Year Old Son Slapped Me by Zombicmodz: 8:11am On Apr 10, 2019
Some things are stranger than fiction
Health / Re: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Has Given Me HIV by Zombicmodz: 7:28pm On Apr 08, 2019
Chronic cough syrup of over 3 weeks is usually a reason to rule out TB via AFB screening.

Dry cough for 3 months may not be hiv.

I've coughed 6 months from chronic bronchitis which is now settled.

Look for other symptoms like diarrhoea, weight loss, scabies and stubborn ENT infections.
Business / Re: POS Transaction Failures Threaten Cashless Policy by Zombicmodz: 8:46am On Apr 08, 2019
Not just pos , mobile app too.
Celebrities / Re: "Catching A Vibe" - Tiwa Savage Shares Sexy New Photo by Zombicmodz: 11:34pm On Apr 07, 2019
Fresh Brazilian wax
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Drives Convertible Ferrari In Abuja by Zombicmodz: 6:21pm On Apr 07, 2019
Orpe7:
This one don dey chop better hausa man prick

In the wrong hole, most likely..
Romance / Re: Sucking Breast To Make It Big Exposed by Zombicmodz: 3:37pm On Apr 07, 2019
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Health / Re: My Mother Has Fibroid, I Need Solutions To Stop It Permanently by Zombicmodz: 10:50pm On Apr 06, 2019
If your mum has completed her family size. Then there is always an option of subtotal hysterectomy.

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Celebrities / Re: Man Wants Princess Vitarah's Nudes, To Pay $200 by Zombicmodz: 7:34pm On Apr 06, 2019
So ?
He's a pervert.
He even looks like one.

NEXT !
Crime / Re: Man Kills Fiancée For Mocking His Small Joystick In Austria by Zombicmodz: 4:29pm On Apr 06, 2019
Mehnnn ...the wahala small joystick can cause eehh.. !

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Health / Re: Help!! Weed Has Damaged The Brain Of My Brother. by Zombicmodz: 2:30pm On Apr 02, 2019
jumper524:
There's this cousin brother of mine who has been into this weed stuff of a thing for over two years now.
he's a very calm and responsible boy that he managed to keep it secret for years now.

During this ASSU strike combined with holiday he seemed to go into the act full time that made me suspect him(my family detest smoking and drug abuse of all kind) so he still managed to keep it hidden.
fast forward to Sunday this week morning.
They called my dad who's highly respected in the family informing him about how my cousin was misbehaving insulting everyone in the family.
we went there together with my DAD and we were more than surprised about the information we Got.
this guy was talking to everybody anyhow, he even beat a small boy of about 12years and was claiming the boy has witch and he wants to show the boy that he's stronger than him. this my cousin bro is about 22years of age.
he was even talking to my dad without respect warning his uncles and elder brothers that he would deal with all of them.
that Sunday we took him to our home since his claims that day was that his brothers were the ones looking for his trouble.
he went in took his bath and eat.
after eating, we let him sleep for sometime with high hopes that he would cool off.
he did eventually cool off after waking up but was over reactive to things. he was full of confidence that we all just had to let him be and comply with him at that moment.

That night we slept in our house in my room together. at around 12am he woke me and told me(authoritatively) to relocate to the other room that he wants to pray.
I heeded to him not to provoke him after some few hours he called me again with high command ordering me to come which I did, he said I should stand still where I am and that I should tell him what time it was. I was trying to approximate the time and tell him he said that I should go back and check my phone which I did considering his situation.
he then said I should set alarm at 5:20 am so he can wake to subhi prayee(morning prayer), which I did.
after about every 30min till daybreak, he just walks in to my room to check time till that 5:20 when my alarm rang which he then woke the whole family for prayer.
he was walking to the mosque that morning with hands widely opened and full of confidence.
Monday morning we both were suppose to return back to school on Sunday evening but had to postpone till Monday cos of the situation.
he left my house as early as 8am claiming he has lecture by 10am that morning.
we both reside in different campus so I can't really tell much about his school life though.
this morning I was called that he refused going to school and that he was misbehaving again even adding me to his list of beefs. he claims no one can force or stop him and he was arrogant to the whole people in the community.
I called and asked if he smoked again and they claimed he didn't smoke since that Sunday morning and they've been watching him since then.
we later did some findings and found out that he bought this weed from a different supplier.
the boy who introduced him to this supplier is my neighbour who is a well known drug and weed abuser.
the guy has been in multiple situation fighting with his parents whenever he smokes.

pls and pls nairalanders, I would like you guys to proffer solution as we wouldn't like to take him to psychiatric except the needs be.

Pls help push to front page let the world see the negative effect of this drug and also help me with solution..

More likely to be a case of schizophrenia.
He would soon report to you that he's seeing and hearing things that are not there.
try to make him go cold turkey.
Take him to facility far away where he won't have access to cannabis. The place need not be a psychiatric home.
Just a place where one or two strong hands can manage him.

Let him exercise and engage in physical activities there for the next 6 months.
Luck may shine on him and he could be healed from the addiction but if not, you'll have a long term problem on your hands.
I'm currently managing someone in the same predicament and theres improvement but his status is fragile. Wrong company and bad friends could easily restart the problem.

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Celebrities / Re: Alex’s Fans Drag Vandora For Calling Her A ‘man Thief' by Zombicmodz: 10:36pm On Apr 01, 2019
Instead of all this bbn rubbish. These people should just act an orgy blue film m2m m2f f2f and put it on dvd. I will buy.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Brunei Gay Law: Gay Sex And Adultery Punishable With Death Penalty by Zombicmodz: 5:42pm On Apr 01, 2019
Well balanced law...
Gays will get theirs
Self righteous fornicators will get theirs too

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Politics / Re: Nigeria To Introduce New Taxes To Increase Revenue – Minister by Zombicmodz: 10:55am On Apr 01, 2019
holuphisayor:
Don't vote APC they won't hear.
Next level please.
Romance / Re: Girls Can Take Anything by Zombicmodz: 8:53pm On Mar 30, 2019
fakeprophet:


I can't f***k with condom. will personally take you out, know ur HIV status before diving

Those things are hideous and they give false sense of security. Especially those gold circle ones

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Celebrities / Re: Rapper Cherry Spotted At NYSC Orientation Camp by Zombicmodz: 2:10pm On Mar 30, 2019
noisy45:
This type of lady go fit BDSM

Yes, pefect physique.
Romance / Re: Girls Can Take Anything by Zombicmodz: 1:55pm On Mar 30, 2019
Apination:
Na Wa o..... People still dey skin dive in this age and time undecided

Condoms are simply a waste of time for me.

How will you cum if you can't feel a thing ?

If I can't verify your health status or you can't give me BJ I'm out.

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Career / Re: Lady That Supplies 500 Buckets Of River Sand Daily By Head In Kogi (Photos) by Zombicmodz: 1:24pm On Mar 30, 2019
generationz:
please is there an affordable machine that can do this work easier and faster ?

Yes it's called a dredger .

A small used one will cost you about $180k.

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Family / Re: My Husband Threatened To Divorce Me Because Of His Friend. by Zombicmodz: 12:12pm On Mar 30, 2019
Your husband is a caveman.

Have a male child for him you will see his attitude would change.
Politics / Re: Who Remembers This Guy. He Is Now 70. by Zombicmodz: 10:50pm On Mar 29, 2019
adelee777:


They were like human caricatures. Used to watch it from early 80s to mid 80s.My dad loved it. I hated it (apart from the opening theme) cos it aired just before Brazilian Soccer (which used to start by 10pm Sunday nights on NTA 10. Hated any program that preceded Brazilian Soccer, Big League Soccer and Soccer in Germany, as those programs seemed to stretch the time I had to wait before watching my football.

If you remember Brazilian soccer then u should remember FANTASTICO..
Celebrities / Re: Shade Ladipo Sacked By Silverbird Today For Being Controversial by Zombicmodz: 8:52pm On Mar 29, 2019
Richdad50:
shocked

Emotional, partisan, and liberal hacks have taken over journalism in the country. They claim they are journalists who fight for truth and equality but you and I know that they are fake.

Good riddance to a sponge who will only lather the soap that will hurt your eyes. Congratulations to Siverbird Group. You don't put a squirrel in your pocket else it will dig a hole into your pants.

Richdad

LOL ! I poured my drink on my trousers reading this..

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Celebrities / Re: Bisola Aiyeola To Anto Lecky: "Don't Bite The Finger That Fed You" by Zombicmodz: 5:18pm On Mar 29, 2019
femi4:
She has proof. Ebuka ended the conversation stylishly. She was out, then back in. She knew what others didn't know

A show that can field fake housemates Jon & Ese
Is that not a scripted show ?
Celebrities / Re: Bisola Aiyeola To Anto Lecky: "Don't Bite The Finger That Fed You" by Zombicmodz: 5:05pm On Mar 29, 2019
Maybe Anto is guilty of one thing which is
Overstating the obvious.
Romance / Re: I'm 29 But Look 13, I'm Depressed, The Disrespect Is Too Much! Please Help Me by Zombicmodz: 11:27am On Mar 29, 2019
lilmaydee:
I am 29 years old but if you see me, you wouldn't believe me, because I look like a 13 year old boy.

People naturally disrespect me because of this. There was a time I and my nephew were living together, he is well built and as such dates ladies older than he is.

So one day, a lady came to visit him, she met me at home and asked of him which I told her he wasn't around. Then she called him on the phone. But what pained me most was that she said " hello baby, I'm in your place now but I met one small boy who said you weren't around. My nephew had to call me back to apologized and also told her that that's his uncle oo, but the silly Lady just said how come he looks so small.

I can't approach mature ladies, for fear of being embarrassed. All these small girls, that I decided to ask out, after one week will begin to disrespect and cheat on me. Even employers do exploit me. I remember, one employer like that that said what does a small boy like me wants to do with money, just because I told her I can't accept the amount she offered to pay me.

Please how can I put on more weight and look more mature, that is, look my age, because people don't respect me a bit.


In secondary school I was also small for age.
I read books , bought weights ate like a horse...very little changes ...that was the 1990s.
Fast foward to 2019 : Now we have advanced formulas like whey powder...
More mass equal more respect...that's what my bodybuilder customers tell me..
Just get busy with this.
Call me in my signature to get yours.

Romance / Re: Masturbation Has Ruined My Life by Zombicmodz: 10:45pm On Mar 28, 2019
annford:
You need to always engage your mind. Think positive thoughts and carry out positive activities. Disadvantages of self-service are just too many. Some of them include but not limited to; Terrible weight loss, insufficient sleep, restlessness of the mind, constant headaches, disfiguring of the male organ, possibility of becoming infertile, mood swings, sexual aggression, looking older than one's age, premature ejaculation for a man or even unnecessary delayed ejaculation, constant need to ejaculate, anger issues and so much more. Masturbation isn't a thing anyone ( male or female) should engage in. Sex is a feeling'. feelings come and they go. you need to stop it now so you don't find yourself running to Doctors or Fertility Clinics when you're married cos that thing has rendered a lot of men incapable of fathering children.

Please let's not promote FABLES here.
Masturbation DOES NOT CAUSE INFERTILITY.
Regular ejaculations help get rid of old spermatozoa nearing the end of their life span making way for new juvenile sperm cells.
As long as hypothalamic and pituitary axis plus testes are functioning ok. A man can always make up new healthy sperm.
No fertility doctor prescribes abstinence as a method for raising sperm count. That is an archaic school of thought which was discarded ages ago.

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Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Cut His 67th Birthday Cake With His Wife, Others - Photos by Zombicmodz: 9:12pm On Mar 28, 2019
OgogoroFreak:
Why is that fallen "8" always on his cap? Does it mean he is going to die around eighty years?

They should watch ambode's hand very well oh. Make he no go put something for cake cos the thing Jagaban do am still dey pain am for body.

That's the symbol of infinity.... money will never finish

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Politics / Re: You Can’t Increase VAT, Tinubu Tells FG by Zombicmodz: 3:53pm On Mar 28, 2019
Just afraid of civil disobedience and revolt in Lagos.
Celebrities / Re: FFK Reacts To Onwuzuligbo Nneka Miriam Who Died Due To Buttocks Enlargement by Zombicmodz: 9:33am On Mar 28, 2019
Safety !
Peace of mind !
Economical !
Results !

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Romance / Re: Curvy Tanzanian Model, Sanchi Floods Instagram With Nearly Unclad Photos by Zombicmodz: 7:04pm On Mar 27, 2019
Xaos:
Ooooh! Thunder fire that evil white towel! cry


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AMEN brother !!

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