₦airaland Forum

Clear conscience fears no accusation.

May this increment favour me and my family.

MrProlific95:
clown.... go n ask Ambode

Ambode is a Yoruba man, Fubara na Rivers man. The difference clear like DSTV.

EreluRoz:
Same goes for babydaddys, infact they are not an option at all. They'll always go back to sleep with their babymamas all in the name of " I want to bond with my kids and be in their life"

Baby mamas should learn to close leg when baby daddies approach them.


Closed legs, No kpansh.

God will continue to bless Mazi Okafor and his Law.

A single mother is a recipe for disaster.

If love carry you go marry single mom wey her baby daddy still dey alive, you go see shege.

100 monikers, 1 poster.

Vijuchoco:
Chai!
God go help you find the one wey go show you shege except the non virgin do you bad..
Remember say God himself pure, even Joseph wey stand as papa pure small.. Are you pure at all.

Make you still remember say na immaculate conception o according to the story, no sex was involved

All these ones no concern me, I dey look for virgin. If you have anyone around you, please recommend. Na first grade virgin I want o, tam tam.

No be all these ones wey dey collect kissing and smooching.

Vijuchoco:
Lol.. Abeg no break up with am o. Wetin don happen don happen biko

I can't live with knowing saviour of the world can never come from my waist cos of the woman I dey with. No way...I'm done. Make I go search for virgin abeg.

As a man, be very careful of the kind of woman that will birth your child or children.

It's more peaceful to have your sperm in your waist or nylon than to give it a community borehole to procreate for you.


A word is enough for a fool.

This life is somehow.


Same person enjoying your show is still same person wey dey clear for road make you go roast yourself.


Life na jungle.

Dear God, I know I'm a sinner and sometimes I can be stubborn, but, please don't make me be so foolish to be unarmed and be challenging someone with gun.

Amen 🙏

Vijuchoco:
No 6 got me

6. They have a higher chance of bringing a saviour into the world

Na so

That number 6 carry weight. I'm even thinking of breaking up with my non virgin Nigerian girlfriend because of that number 6.

ThatFairGuy1:
Israeli slave.

I guess your own version of Bible preaches genocide, killing of women, children and innocent men.

Continue slaving Mr Gideon, Lord of chosen strengthen you to be slave forever

Ghetto politician, leave my pastor alone. He's not the cause of hardship in Nigeria. Channel your frustration to the right source.


Shalom.

kmaster007:
Are you expecting him to com early...

But, he's a two minutes man, he should cum early na.

There's no difference between Bobrisky and Nairaland feminists... Irritants!

EreluRoz:
Even my foremother doesn't know what brokeness is, she heavily sold your forefathers, foremothers and aunties to white men and got loaded with pounds, became one of the most powerful and richest woman of her time.

Don't play Zonefree, don't play

I am ego oyibo in every sense of it

Ego Haiti, carry your wahala dey go.

Be looking like one dishonest gay house help from Nembe.

EreluRoz:
You wish.

I have the most beautiful face you can get around. No jokes, my mama born me well.

I am ugebe oyibo. Ada oyibo. Ego oyibo
Ntorrr

Ego oyibo wey dey broke

The best way to enjoy this type mango is to use knife.

EreluRoz:
5th frame.

Zonefree is definitely the last frame

Last frame is looking good than your face, you know?

Goalnaldo:
Yesterday I tried a subtle insult at you when you posted about your porridge but you never responded. You seem to be a very nice woman. Can I send a PM? Just want to be your friend if you don't mind

Jewessgratitud3:
Hmm.. I can't even remember besides I don't keep record of wrongs. By the way I'm used to it and have learnt to overlook and not let it get to me.

Sorry I don't take PM's .
Thank you.

How women curve SIMPle men.

Shey una dey learn, bah?

Bandits kidnapped Delta students yesterday...that should be our major concern at the moment.

He'll lose, insha'Allah in Jesus name, Issseeee!

Jewessgratitud3:
I knew she's the one behind this sorrowful moniker. Smh..

She's the one. She's sad you're taking her spotlight.

Xosh:
Mercychen stop chatting your alternate accounts.
Where's your rimmaasa acct,erimma and erimma1 account.


Fake low budget wannabe chef.

Xosh:
This one wants to compete with mariaangeles,gloryhomemaker and ahnie.


Watery water borehole.

But, you also used your alternate to hype yourself here, ahnie.

As wack as mercy, she still cook better than you... Asaba Halle Berry!

There will be massive joy in Heaven the day you learn how to cook. Wtf is this

E fit be say you be female lizard in your former life.

Melagros:
Thank you very much for your input; you call it 'imprisonment and commitment' but it still baffles me seeing a spouse cheating in spite of the ring and goes without any repercussion

You think wedding ring is 'anti-cheating' device?