₦airaland Forum

ednut1:
its not cheap

It's not cheap anywhere.
About $30 - $45 every month to satisfy your sexual needs ain't bad.

In age, President Faye is Tinubu's grandson.

There are paid kpekus everywhere in the world.

Na over sabi men dey search for innocent girls to deceive in the name of Dating so they can be getting free kpekus.

Police sef na human beings

Abi na you go train their children for them when they kick bucket rescuing your uncle

Police lives matter abeg.

helinues:
You people should stop carrying bitterness come online daily. Nothing you guys would ever appreciate.

You want us to appreciate Naira depreciation?

helinues:
Have you given credit to the same government with the moves they have been making to stabilize things?

Stabilizer.

So, what did government stabilize?

A dollar sold for N700 before this government, it's now N1250. Is that stability in your village?

Nonsense!

Una go just dey ask useless questions every time

EreluRoz:
Hml God bless your home.

This your wife can beat you as I'm seeing her, so don't ever try to go physical with her. Be wise

Sending jealousy from Asokoro Abuja

This girl

Sonnobax15:
. . Thanks bro...But I wan dey my dey first abeg......My sanity and peace of mind were at stake all these while........I wan rest abeg

If she's not giving you peace of mind, she's not for you.

Sonnobax15:
. Omoh,I just wan give relationship a break for now abeg.......I'm tired of steady explanation especially now wey I dey on struggle mode..... Initially,I thought she was the understanding type but I guess I was wrong.........My eyes don open las las . But I'm really hurt tho.... can't deny that.

I know you're hurt, it was all over your post

I doubt you'll ever love another girl like that your banny.

If you can still work things out with her, I'll advise you do but if it's beyond repair, sail on. No be today nyash begin dey back.

Sonnobax15:
. Na now I know how being single sweet reach . I missed being single

Bro, calm down you're still hurt.


That your banny na good girl na, wetin come happen?

Sonnobax15:
. . I say make I update you say I don wash my hands comot from anything wey gats to do with Nigeria bannies.

I don't want to believe you're not with your banny again

labake1:
What about a man with 20 body count?

Must you be in competition with men every time?

Sonnobax15:
. Lwkm . Bro,I been dey fear oh .

No fear, I dey with you. I can't condescend that low

Sonnobax15:
;DIt is finished!!! If a whole you can surrender, then who am I not to do the same? Moreover,I give you my full support

Na today I know say you no like me

You give me your full support to date a Nairaland girl?

At least, pity my mama, wish me well abeg 🙏

Must be Northern Nigeria. Police is like Boys scout in the North.

Sonnobax15:
. . E be like say the resurrection of Jesus Christ really change you well well

Lol

I don get Nairaland babe, I no wan issues again.

Nigerian girls are the best.

Sonnobax15:
. On this context bro, there's a very huge difference cuz Africans aren't used to such feminine names.....That guy babe na full time olosho...

She fit no be olosho.

One thing I love about Nigerians girls is, they don't cheat. They're very lovely and caring.

EreluRoz:
When been successful isn't a big deal there wouldn't be any need to cry over that.
Sorry I know you can't relate

To be successful is not by the size of your bress or nyash.

Bamidele1095:
I don't have idea of this before, you don't need to insult me on this

Why do I have this feeling you wanted to scam them first before they scammed you?

EreluRoz:
I would rather go for a successful and inexperienced

I expected you to say "I would rather be successful".


Is it a taboo to be successful in your village?

EreluRoz:
Broke and inexperienced?

Yes.

I don't want to use the word "virgin" cos the word wasn't formed cos of men.


In the sexual world, an experienced man is an asset while a virgin man is a liability.

EreluRoz:
It does, a man who has slept with many women has no sweetness in him again

The sweetness of a man is in the size of his pocket.


Can you date a broke inexperienced man?

EreluRoz:
what of men's body count?

It does not exist.

Sonnobax15:

Yeah.....one werey boarded my keke this morning....on getting to his destination,he alighted and said April fool . Na once I jejely switch off my keke come down... before I could start my own werey-ism,he jejely brought out money and paid me...

You for comot em teeth, abi?

Zxcvbnmghtr:
,

Please when you're done writing that nonsense, quote me.

Again, if a Nigerian woman says her body count is 20, please multiply that figure by 3. That's her actual count.


Imagine a woman with body count above 50 looking for a man that will truly love her


God is merciful sha.

A Nigerian woman with body count above 3 can not make a good wife.





Please, let's not argue about this, we're adults here.

Gossipninja:
Look at this one.

The roads in Mbano imo state will cover that of other states. Una no dey travel?

Leave them make dem dey deceive themselves.

The roads in Mbaitoli, Okigwe and all the local governments in mbaise and Orlu can cover about 3 states in Nigeria.

Stop putting used serviette paper inside plates used for eating. It's disgusting!

thesicilian:
There's nothing beautiful about most of those borders

Borders are not meant to be beautiful.

Meet Owerri girls, if you're looking for beautiful.

Squirrel1:
I was shocked when I heard the statement.

They just want to extort. That's their usual language before extortion.