₦airaland Forum

Softmirror:
Where is the father? He most likely ran away from his responsibility as usual. I am sure he is some where forming Redpill. 😏

Agenda must agend.

A female child worth having.

The future is fe

tobby20:
E come b like say ur suit get money pass u
Even ur glass don tire for your matter

That's a coat not suit.

Immatex:
In 2021 my good friend who owned a small car bumper and mirror repair shop in Okigwe informed me of his ill fated decision to seek greener pastures in Libya of all places on earth.
I pleaded with him to have a change of heart and insisted it’s a decision he will definitely regret but of course I couldn’t succeed to persuade him against his travel. I even asked him to sign his death warrant and handover to his family.
The journey to Libya through the desert took 3 weeks before arriving his final destination. I already feared the worst during this time. Well, he reached out to me after 3 weeks.
He immediately started his trade in Libya, at first praising the country in many areas like constant electricity but soon began to see Libya for what it really was - a lawless country.
He did make some money as the Libya Dinar is about 10x of Naira.
I advised to gather whatever he has and return to Nigeria especially since last year but he kept refusing and procrastinating until some months back, his job was demolished and he was rendered jobless for months.
We speak weekly but I was too busy last week and I didn’t call or hear from him only for the wife to call me today informing me that my friend has been arrested and sent to a prison in Libya of all places.
Only recently I made contact with someone another friend in Kuwait who say he can assist him with work permit and job in Kuwait. Just hope Kuwait is nothing like Libya.
But now in detention, not sure what the future holds out for him. I just pray he returns Nigeria alive at the least.

Person dey jail for Libya, you dey secure job for am for Kuwait?

Nazgul:
Lol...you're a clown.

Says the circus.

Nazgul:
Have you ever managed a business before?

Can't remember employing you to manage my business.

Nazgul:
@ bolded past tense noted.

This is 2024 where a profit of N100 cannot keep you in business. No thanks to inflation.

Inflation has nothing to do with the greediness of these modern Nigerian retailers.

You organised Christmas event in an Islamic school

Nemesis0147:
yes but the annoying thing is that I didn’t send him the money for only his personal use.
The money was for the family.

Wahala

Nazgul:
It's not wickedness it's business. Buying 1,300 and selling 1,700 means they're making a profit of N400 per bread.

When you add transportation, tax, shop rent, light, miscellaneous...etc, you'll discover that the N400 profit is gone.

My mum had a provision shop...the highest profit you can make in one bread shouldn't exceed N100.

My heartfelt condolence goes to Investor Fynboi.

Nemesis0147:
I have started suspecting him too
I asked him to go to the bank and instead of him to do that,,he called someone that works in the bank.

I now asked him why haven’t he contacted the person all these while…why now?

Just don't bother yourself too much. You've already helped him to pay part of the loan, let him sort himself...he's an adult.

Badmashiii:
See better thread but no engagement.

Back to the topic op. You see in this life,one thing you shouldn't joke with is "likability". If a person likes you,you can do little wrong in his eyes and you shall be entitled to his favors too.

If you're hoping on people to like you, you'll never go far in life.

Nemesis0147:
the thing is very annoying.
How can money be missing in your account when ever you are credited for the past 5 months and you decided not to do anything about it…

Your brother took the loan.

How can one buy bread 1300 and sell at 1700
That's wickedness.

Retailers are the major problem we're facing in this country.

Osimhen should come to EPL this January. Arsenal should do well to lure him cos they got no lethal striker at the moment.

Iamdbull:
That's the sister.

No I haven't left music, Nigerians should not panic

But, music has left you

She's just being dramatic.

Same breast she dey give matured man with sharp 32 teeth to suck.

Women always want men to believe that everything about them is painful.

Childbirth - painful
Breastfeeding - painful
House chores - painful
Doggie - painful

Should we tell him?

Na una wey still dey patronise their foolishness I blame.

there are so many kids in that school bullying other kids. It’s like a dumping ground for some parents who have raised bullies. Because at every PTA meeting that I have attended, cases of bullying are always reported and addressed.

Cases of bullying are always reported but you kept calm cos no be your child. And you're a lawyer o.

Now, you're reacting cos it has affected your child.

Evil is evil, when you see or hear evil, always speak out because the evil you fail to destroy today will come to consume you tomorrow.


A word is enough for a fool.

richmond500:
normally I deh add service charge, but due to the economy, I have to consider my customers.

And I deh also do bonanza cos of Yuletide

What a benevolent gentleman.

Bartending has everything to do with Accounting and Finance. Emmanuel is on the right track.

richmond500:
I am very cheap.

Normal one night is 20k,
Premium package is 30k

If u wan carry me go meet ur mother say I be ur fiancee 100k in Lagos, PH and Abuja
70k in other states

U fit price

Abeg, add 10% service charge.

Omo, na by magic o.

About 95% of Nigerian comedians are weak asss men.

They mask their weaknesses with comedy.

- Julius Agwu's wife abandoned him.

- AY was simping for his pretty Mabel, yet, she dumped him.

- Basketmouth got ditched like a waste bin by his wife.

- Nedu that is always making noise on Wazobia his wife got pregnant for another man.

This gender and sex

Viccur:
Lagos to Ekiti was 6k last year, it's now 10k for 18 seater, 15k for Sienna. Could spiral to 20k next week.

First time seeing a Yoruba man travelling for Christmas. I used to think all Yoruba in Lagos are Omo Eko.

Everything about this video reeks of poverty.

The sprayer, the sprayee and her mother are all products of poverty. I can smell their poverty from my phone.



Dear Lord, as we're hustling to escape poverty, may we not get entangled with a girl from poor home. Amen!

CyrusVI:
Football is a game of entertainment

Okocha entertained us far more than those guys can ever dream of


His clips will continue to be played till end of time, both FIFA and EPL pages

Music is entertainment. Musicians get recognition and awards to compensate them for entertaining us, same as football players.

Only clowns get nothing after entertaining people.

Okocha is a football clown and you're part of his audience.

Nigerians just dey make foolish people famous.

In all these names, no where Okocha is mentioned.

No one should ever call Okocha when discussing Africa greatest players.


Congratulations Lukman Chukwuebuka Ademola.