₦airaland Forum

mrmayoh:
Source: https://www.legit.ng/education/1452356-2023-if-elected-president-wassce-fees-paid-nigerian-child-tinubu/

Election season don reach, they don start again. E be like say they want to tell us another story again?

binarymachine:
Source: https://flipmemes.com/2021/12/23/4-best-mindset-you-should-have-when-trying-to-woe-a-lady/

Master!

Danjikanbauchi:
From my father, throw me down from first floor because of stubbornness, people keep coming to our house with their children broken skull to complain.

As the guy throw me down I landed on my two feet and run away.

Hahaha �...u na 007

Kharol1234:
No be snake na Ant
I killed one last night because it was late I left it there this morning Ant don remove some flesh from its mouth. And you know rat are cannibals too, when there is no food they tend to fight each other and eat themselves.

You nailed it...

TheRareGem1:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/auditor-generals-office-uncovers-over-n9-424bn-illegal-expenditure-by-nass-management/?

Na them...our legislators.

CallMeDrino:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CYGLecWsmcW/?utm_medium=copy_link

Oga tell am say you no get money...shikina

MadamVanessa:
Sure, I totally agree with her.

I am not waiting for a perfect man, because certainly such man won't come.

My own definition of a perfect man is a man with a working dick, that stands erect and strong like the rock of Gibraltar immediately my pussy is being sighted by him. Then he uses the dick to pummeled , scattered, digged the pussy with reckless abandoned, especially when I am horrrnnnnny.

Madam the madam

02Kebreal:
What happen to batch A and B NEXIT Loan?

E don enter voicemail

dre11:
The lawyer said the VAPP law has expanded the meaning of rape to now include any kind of touch on any part of the body considered inappropriate.



https://gazettengr.com/husband-touching-his-wife-inappropriately-is-rape-under-new-vapp-law-lawyer/

See mumu

Blaze14k:
I have been dating this girl for about two years now and our relationship was leaning towards marriage until we broke up. The reason we broke up was because she always go through everything on my phone including my bank transaction, who i called, the pictures i deleted on my phone, and who i blocked on whatsapp and facebook.

She literally goes through everything until i got fed up.. not only that shes also disturbing me about getting married to her all the time.

And i broke up with her because of something that is meaningless. We both moved on and I met this girl online and told her I dont want to date buh we can be friends. So after about 2 months my friends ex called me and said she cry almost everyday that she wants to speak to me. So she apologized for everything that happened and i just had to no choice than to take her back.

The twist here is that i told this new friend about my ex and she noticed a few good things about me. So she started having a crush on me that she wants to pay me a visit. Just this night she sent me a picture of her wearing some skimpy cloth and that definitely put my guards down and im really tempted to invite her.

Guys am back with my ex and this is really tempting what do i do. Please i need a mature advice cos this new girl might grow more feelings for me if i invite her. I'm thinking of paying her a visit instead of inviting her.

Matured guys please

Pay her a visit instead of inviting over

Nonexisting:
"Most of them are Nigerians". Welldone fellas. Continue disgracing Nigeria until the day our leaders are chased away from UNN meeting mek we know if that will force them to fix this shithole.

Which one be UNN meeting again?

Ademola47:
Nothing we no go see in this country

As reported by The Nation:

Na today

LordviccoDaGuru:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1483889488660816&id=100011193364134&sfnsn=scwspwa

Na today?

heniford2:
We are going to import our culture to the world soon e remain our local foods

Oga importer, this time na export.

cutecommend:
There are reasons why Christians Fall into sexual temptations. They may do their best, but still find themselves committing same sexual sins... These are the reasons.

(1) The pleasure of sexual temptations: Many christians enjoy sexual pleasures. They fantasize it, and enjoy the contents of it. Once you enjoy sexual temptations, you are likely to fall into it often.

(2) They don't want to give up sexual pleasures completely. Some christians change from their evil ways, but still leave some soft spots. Example could be: stopping fornication, but still leaving the phone number of one of your craziest sex partner, and still chatting such a person up ones in a while.

(3) Not Thirsting After Righteousness. There is no christian that cannot be holy in this world, but God knows that many don't really want to be holy. If you determine so so much to be holy for at least three months, God will see that you are truly interested in holiness, and release the grace to make holiness easy.

(4) Not having a confidant: Many christians do not have who to meet or call when they are sexually tempted. Such a person might guide them or pray for them.

(5) Watching erotic movies or songs: These creates a mindset that makes someone always prone to desiring immorality, which can lead to the actual immorality.

Which style be this?

austine019:
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Stephendeals:
omo!

A lots of money is pumped into researches for Dangerous Weapons, alot is expended yearly to produce and maintain weapons
but less energy is use to combat poverty and create friendship

How can I download this your Tupac's picture?

BABANGBALI:
I like this our new manager, he is always on standing ovulation, unlike ole that was always on sidon look

Hmmm...no be only ovulation

How do I download pictures from threads & comments here on nairaland. Please help.

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??


Did you know your body is actually designed to get 4 hours of sleep twice per day instead of 8 hours once?

Na you design am?

Nksleek:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/police-kill-two-robbers-arrest-four-in-onitsha/amp/

Make them kill all of them. I was robbed @ that spot some months ago.

federal9:
I kept money inside my pocket and slept off. I saw Peter entering my room, and then he searched my pocket and took out my 5k.

I was trying to open my eyes but I couldn't. I tried saying a word but I couldn't. I started breathing heavily.

I had to keep increasing my breathing level until I woke up breathing heavily. I searched my pocket and saw my 5k.


Had it been I couldn't find my 5k, Peter would have been in trouble.

Peter must hear this

Lanrelagboi:
PRESS RELEASE
23RD NOVEMBER, 2021


https://oyotoday.com/alleged-attack-on-witness-who-testified-at-the-just-concluded-endsars-panel-in-lagos/

Na the same people

BeeBeeOoh:
https://www.thecable.ng/orji-kalu-to-igbo-make-amends-with-buhari-so-he-can-do-more-for-south-east

You are a disgrace to your people

wfjimmytobby:
I meet this girl around September we got so close and have always spent on her, going shopping and all that and always tell her how I feel.

She do make demand from me and have always responded..but I suspected that she has lots of suitors trying to get her and even her ex..cos she told me he is trying to get back so I decided to demand for sex so we can get serious but she refuse and said she is not ready and that I should wait but she keeps requesting for assistance and even wants me to get her a new phone cos her previous phone got spoilt and all..

So I need your advice should I wait for her to be ready to give me her body and keep on assisting her or should I just give up on the relationship cos she might actually be trying to scam me or something?

I start my application immediately & funny enough, I've had some who granted me visa on my first application.

No

Nemesis0147:
Call anti cult for am

U no go kill person ���

Wisdomkosi:
25-Year-old Man Kills His Mother's Goat In Ebonyi State After Taking Mkpurumiri | #IgbereTV

By Wisdom Nwedene

A 25-year-old man simply identified as "Monday" has killed his mother's goat in Ebonyi State after taking a hard drug, Mkpurumiri.

According to report gathered by IGBERE TV, the incident which happened in Ishieke caused uproar as the young man equally burnt his mother's mattress.

An eyewitness told Igbere TV that it took the effort of able bodied men in the community for him to be tied for days before the effect of the hard drug was subdued.

https://igberetvnews.com/1405990/25-year-old-man-kills-mothers-goat-ebonyi-state-taking-mkpurumiri/

Thank God say na em mama goat him kill, no be him mama.

fergie001:
HQ Nigerian Army

I thought they use to say 'Generals don't go to war'?

fergie0o1:
The self-appointed mediator for bandits said only religion can be used to pacify bandits to embrace peace.



Peoples Gazette

Who be this man sef? Must he talk?

ChiefSosa:
Exactly! If she is giving out a course, then she must be ready to receive such course. Let's see if she will Pass or have Carry over.

They are now coursemates�

Ndubuisipaul1:
This funny icon just became the latest ambassador for beans cake a.k.a akara. His name is "Akams Bu Afam" . His name even sound like it originated from akara.

Congratulations to him. Wishing him bigger endorsement deals ...



https://www.instagram.com/p/CVsRzc0NfEH/?utm_medium=copy_link

Good to hear

[quote author=ChiefSosa post=107450779][b]Exactly! If she is giving out a course, then she must be ready to receive such course. Let's see if she will Pass or have Carry over.
You sef...your own dey your body �