it doesn't matter anymore i changed it

Donzman:

She's referring to Chimaze I believe so you don't have to think that hard!

Congrats on your marriage Zulunation and good luck Chimaze.

Donzman still has a long way to go!

@Dime

Nice pic. . . Don't tell me you were out in Toronto wearing that in the winter!

yes sweety i went to this naija new year jam, it was nice and cold. but i can't go to the club wearing a turtleneck sweater

Dime:

yes sweety i went to this naija new year jam, it was nice and cold. but i can't go to the club wearing a turtleneck sweater

. . . I need to get down to Toronto!!!

there is another one on saturday, it is really nice, it is like a regular club but they play naija tunes, makosa, ghana tunes, and the regular jamo and regular mix things. U should come down. It is in downtown toronto.

i'm ibo unfortunately

And which tribe would you have prefered to hail from, if not IBO?

ur mama's tribe

Why call my momma? Is something wrong with you? Don't let me curse u out!

lol can u take a joke??
if u cant then my bad

Leave my Momma outta your stupid jokes. You can mention my name no worries, but my family? Don't dare!

Do you mind apologizing?

I apoloigize

lol. . . He's very stupid so he should apologize

He has

chai, anwulem! these people have already concluded my bride price! Who wanted to make me a second wife? Hm, just watch me remove that first wife from the picture.


ZN, my father is from Ohafia, while my momma is from Calabar so I would not blame you for thinking I was from these parts, besides, I live in Uyo, I have lived here all my life so you were not altogether wrong. I even have an Efik name given to me by my mom's kinsmen, I have lived here for so long that I even forget where I am from. Thank God I have started visiting my village and started speaking Igbo(the Ohafia dialect which is really different), though not very fluently. All in all, I am very proud to be an Igbo girl. Thank God for this thread. Igbo Kwenu!

That makes it more interesting.

Calabar + Ibo =

By the way, the bride price has just been increased

Oooops! _lmao

I am not for sale o.

snazzydawn:

I am not for sale o.

I do not blame U cos U have been living all ur life in Uyo. My dear Snazzy U are an Ibo girl and the custom is dat U will be sold when we say U will be sold. You have no choice in this matter. So just make urself beautiful and prepare to go to ur hussy's house. Oh, dont worry we will make sure he is rich. A calabar and Ibo combination will always attract the highest bidder

_lmao

uche, when it comes to brideprice billing, the Igbos never start. Over here, the groom will buy till he will feel like dying. You people are making noise o! Just come and marry a typical Calabar girl, you will run back to Owerri and find one girl because by the time they give you 8 lists-
1 for her father
1 for her mother
1 for her senior uncle
1 for her brothers(could be special list for each bro)
1 for her maternal family,
1for her paternal family
1 for the youth in the village
1 for her aunties

bro, you will weep. A brother to one of my friends almost did not marry his wife. He was given all the lists, and then asked to reinnovate the bride's father's house,buy him a brand new mercedes benz,and give 300,000. Marrying here is pathetic, they see it as an avenue to milk you dry( most of them). Talkless of the one you will spend on the day of traditional marriage, you will bring transport for them to "bring your bride" several times. We igbos are not expensive at all compared to the Efiks/Ibibios. For me sha, it will be almost free, my father does not need all those, just assure him that you will take care of his only daughter, that is all.

That's why you'll be my second wife Snazzydawn . When can I con meet your father?

2nd wife? unto popsy shooting you with a gun.

for those ewudu pp, thats keep sayin ibo loves money hope yall readin up

zuu u no get sense oo! she says by the time she finishes roastin ur yansh ur 2nd wife go run hahhah

ZuluNation:

That's why you'll be my second wife Snazzydawn . When can I con meet your father?

Sharp sharp!

@ snazzydawn.

We don't have to tell popsy about that. Girl I'm a very rich man in America, I have mansions in all 50 states of America. Me and Bill Gates belong to the same Private Club.

I'm sure you don't want to miss out on the binging my second wife my dear.

And I was thinking about marrying this calabar girl. I guess it is time I broke off with Ekaette  


@ Zulu Thank God U are here. Where do U get ur hair cuts while U were in this Godforsaken Mormon town

*yawns* _{"lead me not into temptation,Oh Lord"}

Uche2nna:

And I was thinking about marrying this calabar girl. I guess it is time I broke off with Ekaette


@ Zulu Thank God U are here. Where do U get your hair cuts while U were in this Godforsaken Mormon town

There's this place on State Street I used to go to, God I can't remember the name now, but it's like the only place that cuts black hair. Very funny because when I first moved to SLC there was no place that would cut black hair so I would cut it myself. Oh boy I don really suffer for this America.

snazzydawn:

*yawns* _{"lead me not into temptation,Oh Lord"}

Are you sleepy my wife? do you want me to come put you to sleep?

you have all got me cracking my ribs

U better try and remenber the place at least for my sake. I was not comfortable with a white man hovering over my hair with some razor in the name of barbing. Moreover, after the exercise I could not even recognise my damn self in the mirror

And plis stop flirting with Snazzy cos U do not fit into the plans I have for her. I am bent on making a lot of money from her bride price. She has Calabar and Ibo blood flowing thru her veins and so the hubby should be willing to surrender his account to me. I know U are stingy so get to stepping

Calabar + Ibo =  

Calibo. Could be Taribo.