Uche2nna:

U better try and remenber the place at least for my sake. I was not comfortable with a white man hovering over my hair with some razor in the name of barbing. Moreover, after the exercise I could not even recognise my damn self in the mirror

Uche it's on 2100 south and State, you can never miss it. It's like the only place you can pass by and see black people hanging around. Oh no I take that back, you can also see black folks at the Jazz game

snazzydawn:

you have all got me cracking my ribs

My dear don't crack your ribs oh, wait till I pay your dowry first,  my hand no dey.

Oh my lawd. Una no serious at all. Goodnight y'all. Kachifo!

Uche2nna:

And plis stop flirting with Snazzy because U do not fit into the plans I have for her. I am bent on making a lot of money from her bride price. She has Calabar and Ibo blood flowing through her veins and so the hubby should be willing to surrender his account to me. I know U are stingy so get to stepping

Typical Igbo man, You no go see penny. As soon as I finish filing her papers to come into the states me and snazzy will have a small delicate wedding in Hawaii and sail around the world in my private 40 footer sail boat.

LMAO @ Zulu _{by the way thanks for the address}

No problem, I fit invite you come my wedding with snazzy if she don't mind.

Or ur wet dreams

Ma Ndi Igbo! Happy new year y'all! Just got back from ma home town - Oguta last night!
Where's hotstepper? I was at nnewi! Holla back girl.

I"M BACK!!!!!!! Lol, how is everyone? You guys missed me Or do you guys even remember me??

Uju4eva:

I"M BACK!!!!!!! Lol, how is everyone? You guys missed me Or do you guys even remember me??

OBIANUJU KEDU? HOW WAS YOUR NEW YEAR?

Chei, elewu ukwu,

Uju4eva:

I"M BACK!!!!!!! Lol, how is everyone? You guys missed me Or do you guys even remember me??

yeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!!!!!!!! we missed you (wether we remember you at all or not) we missed you badly.
chei, lekwe obi, lekwe smile chei anwuola m ooooooooooo
nne kedu number gi ahu?

@ Uju4eva, welcome back our cute lil sis.

Ynot:

Chei, elewu ukwu,

Umunna, make una sofly na'ele ukwu nwanne anyi nwanyi. Ukwu ya ka di young and untouched, and onye lere ya anya too much, anya ga pia ya.

****shakes head******

o ijiji chiri nti n-eso ozu la na ili.

ugwumba, a choburum ile the ukwu ma na a nulam ihe ikwuru. uchem di ya *_{maka igbaji olu} *

Happy New Year to all my people !

Ugwumba:

Umunna, make una sofly na'ele ukwu nwanne anyi nwanyi. Ukwu ya ka di young and untouched, and onye lere ya anya too much, anya ga pia ya.

ugwumba, a ga m ele ukwu a. ma toshmann eleghi ukwu a, onye ozo ga ele ya, sooooo, hapu nu toshmann nwa mama ka o lere ukwu biko. arighi onye ogbu.(lookery no dey kill)

ukwu belgium

Idima, I'm good, man i wish igbo was my primary language so I know what you guys are talking about, but i think i know a lil, because this guy is talking about i'm untouched and shouldn't be messing with me, something like that,

why is it all about ukwu eh?
she has a great smile why ukwu and obi?
You men sef

@Uju4eva,

The chaps were 'over'-admiring your curves and smile. Tried to reason with them, that you were fresh and untouched and they should keep thier lustful thots to themselves, but they argued that seeing how appealing you are, they cannot be blamed.

Umunna, okwa otua k'omere?

babyosisi:

why is it all about ukwu eh?
she has a great smile why ukwu and obi?
You men sef

LMAO - babyosisi, nnoo!!! Ukwu na nkiru g'egbu umu nwoke one day.

onwere ka okwu ji tugharia ugbua.
o biara di ka e boru m ebubo di okpurukpu. but nsogbu adighi.
ngwere si na ya si l-elu ukwu osisi ma afo n-ala ma onweghi onye jara ya, ya etie onwe ya aka n-obi.
obi n-afuzi m ufu ugbua.

Ujunwa, you'll do well to ignore the 'ukwu' and 'obi' up there. they have absolutely no applications to you

babyosisi:

why is it all about ukwu eh?
she has a great smile why ukwu and obi?
You men sef

Ok madam babyosisi. I will rephrase: chei, elewe ochi That doesn't sound good. Elewu ukwu jare. We guys appreciate the female anatomy. Thats how God made it. Besides, she put up her picture so we can admire. Well, i choosed to admire her ukwu, don't see anything wrong with that.

Oh, okay thank you. But if it's causing a stir, I will surely take my pics down. I don't want anything bad being contributed towards this,

Uju4eva:

Oh, okay thank you. But if it's causing a stir, I will surely take my pics down. I don't want anything bad being contributed towards this,

You don't have to, that's a nice pic. You have a very lovely smile dear.

zulunation, abi this one na third wife? you don dey like smile, from smile,hm.

My sister snazzy abeg oh! uju na very small pikin . So you never tell me when you want me to come meet your people to pay your dowry.

you were supposed to come yesterday, you didn't come, therefore, you are dismissed!

ZuluNation:

My sister snazzy abeg oh! uju na very small pikin .

i be small pikin too 14 and half years

snazzydawn:

you were supposed to come yesterday, you didn't come, therefore, you are dismissed!

My dear abeg no vex , I was working late. Can I come next weekend.

toshmann:

i be small pikin too 14 and half years

Toshmann leave that small girl alone, I'll matchett you if you spoil that innocent girl

Zulu onye ike, kedu ka ime? Hope you are doing good?

You better leave snazzydown for me, If na money you want I don't mind paying you off.

Oga Chimaze how you doing my brother

My brother sorry oh! money can't buy snazzy from me, we already making arrangements with her father, she will be my second wife as soon as I finish getting her papers to come join us in the States

@ Zulu R u still daydreaming U fit afford the bride price wey I put for her head