₦airaland Forum

zyzxx:
Hahahah u knw go kill me,

send me a picture of Zuria in bed

Hehehehehe...you want to shutdown Nairaland ba

zyzxx:
I will check google
u too like 6 packs now

6packs? Naa...I like guys I can beat up easily

zyzxx:

Interpret pls

Honey, you got no beef with Google, right?

zyzxx:
Hello Zuria, text me

let me sing u a lullaby

Arysexy:
Buhari come and Sue me. Courts are on strike. Punch try again later.

Chai...#dead

gunuvi:
GEJ to you is the most clueless man on earth but became deputy gov, gov, vice president, acting president and now president and your father that is not clueless have not won even a councillorship election in your village till now. Shame on you!

See vex

Hey all

tell them

holatin:
tanx sir salaam

Salaam bro...I'm a sister

bash4us:
Yea well said bro. Its a quote from the Holy Qur'an.

KHAYGOLD:
New National PLEDGE: I pledge to God and to
Nigeria my country.
To be praying, working and vote wisely.
To oppose the clueless and shoeless man, who
said 16 is greater than 19.
To vote out the man that said stealing is not
corruption.
To oppose the man who has drained all
Nigeria's foreign and local reserves and
incurred massive debts. And, with my vote, to
punish the man who was dancing around while
boko harams were killing our Nigerian
brothers and sisters and to say NO to the man
who cares less about the missing chilbok
schools girls. To send him out of Aso Rock this
2015.
To restore our Nigeria & Nigerians long lost
honour and glory. So help me God.''

The harmattan season is over

Please vote KOWA the only party presenting the real change we need, a female president

holatin:
can someone throw stone to this shaytan.

you are not a muslim




ﺃَﻧَّﻪُ ﻣَﻦ ﻗَﺘَﻞَ ﻧَﻔْﺴﺎً ﺑِﻐَﻴْﺮِ ﻧَﻔْﺲٍ ﺃَﻭْ ﻓَﺴَﺎﺩٍ ﻓِﻰ ﺍﻻٌّﺭْﺽِ ﻓَﻜَﺄَﻧَّﻤَﺎ
ﻗَﺘَﻞَ ﺍﻟﻨَّﺎﺱَ ﺟَﻤِﻴﻌﺎً ﻭَﻣَﻦْ ﺃَﺣْﻴَـﻬَﺎ ﻓَﻜَﺄَﻧَّﻤَﺎ ﺃَﺣْﻴَﺎ ﺍﻟﻨَّﺎﺱَ ﺟَﻤِﻴﻌﺎً
That if anyone killed a person not in
retaliation of murder, or to spread corruption
in the land – it would be as if he killed all
mankind, and if anyone saved a life, it would
be as if he saved the life of all mankind.
The verse states that whoever kills a soul without a
just cause such as in legal punishment for murder or
for causing corruption on earth, then it will be as if
he has killed all mankind because there is no
difference between one life and another.
Allah said:
ﻭَﻣَﻦْ ﺃَﺣْﻴَـﻬَﺎ
If anyone saved a life,
This means by preventing its blood from being shed
and believing in its sanctity, then all people will have
been saved from him, therefore:
ﻓَﻜَﺄَﻧَّﻤَﺎ ﺃَﺣْﻴَﺎ ﺍﻟﻨَّﺎﺱَ ﺟَﻤِﻴﻌﺎً
It would be as if he saved the life of all
mankind.

Well said bro....

WoodcrestMayor:
Zuria!!!

no comment

You know I don't lie.

voltron:
If that were the case.. unfortunately we know that youths are easy pickings for God-fathers unlike the adults who will later turn on their benefactors and try to do right.. youths are not that ambitious

Bros, why the vex naa?

You may be right but those godfathers of today were the youths of yesterday

Good thing some youths are stepping up to the challenge...I think they should be given the chance....

donigspain:
"If you were using a laptop, I would believe you tracking/hacking story but you are using a mobile device"

Got it now?

Hehehehehehehehehe...catch up if you can

Would have believed the report if it were coming from Russia

mathematics with love

donigspain:
All gadgets with internet connection carry unique IP address. Your mobile phone has a traceable IP address. Seun and the supermods have access to your internet PC/mobile information (IP address inclusive).

Just wish to clarify your false assertion.

The OP may be trolling though. I believe he is lying.

False assertion? Well...I think the question you should be asking is how I knew he was using a mobile device?

Putting the rumors to rest

big lie... truth be told, the APC fans bully people online for supporting PDP. They are the real cyber-bully

If you were using a laptop, I would believe you tracking/hacking story but you are using a mobile device

zyzxx:
Zuria u take all dat in ph?

KaiI Kika23 and u are watching

Standd lolz

That stuff is addictive o...ask anyone residing in ph

Studded, are you a doctor?

I miss ph...big time

The 1st picture was used in describing a wicked uncle who wanted to use his nephew for ritual...now it's another story.

Whatever, rest in peace to the dead...may we not be victims of act of violence....

PhockPhockMan:
The only thing the OP would have done is to shout of scanty crowd, of course, Jonathan is not expecting much from there.

It's a good thing he's going through with the campaigns in the North...scanty / crowded, he remains the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria until Nigerians say otherwise....

MichaelSokoto:
Wait 4 it!

Oops, NEPA has gotten a call to take light

Lol...he finished his speech, I didn't hear any anti-chants / saw any other party banner...

Watching AIT...never heard it. the President is still making his presentation

major466:
You don't expect petroleum markers who bought their products before the announcement sell at the new price rate.

True...but some of them may create an artificial-scarcity of the product in a bid to sell @the old price....

kika23:
Zuria

Yes wetin is it?

Gabbysky:
Sweetheart, the directive is with immediate effect.
So don't pay extra fro tomorrow

Honey, unless DPR agents would make sure the directive is obeyed...cause most filling stations obey such orders when pump price is increased

Filling stations would effect this new pump price in 2weeks time