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celebgists:
Wow you walk in your kitchen after a long day at work and find this woman preparing dinner.

What would you do..

https://www.instagram.com/p/BA0C0naogtj/

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Ijebabe

1. Eat Dinner!

2. Belch!!

3. Fart!!!

4. Sleep!!!!

Rationale

#OVERYELLOW

SSpeter:
I know this might not be totally right but at least it will make me feel great. Egbon wants to get married in march and automatically I will become the best Man. But I don't want him to get married to her. It is not because of her but the dad.

It all started back in 1998 my dad was having a court case with our supposed in-law over our house. The house was sold to my dad by the late late brother of our supposed in-law. That was even before my dad got married. We have lived in that house for more than 10yrs. My siblings and I were born there. After the death of the brother in 1998 he dragged my dad to court saying his brother was only a benefactor and does not have the legal right to sell the building and their late father made him the executor of His properties according to the late father's will. My parents were partners in business and their office was located at the ground floor of the building where we lived. Their goods were also stored there (plumbing equipment).

Prior to joining the plumbing business, my dad was into commercial inter-state transport services after suffering heavy losses he auctioned what was left and joined my mum in the plumbing business. A year later he was in court with our supposed in-law. The legal battle started in December. Egbon travelled with an aunt of mine who had won a visa lottery the previous year. My sisters were older than the guys. they were already in boarding school. I was the king of the house. My dad suffered many embarrassment at the hands of our supposed in-law. He dragged the case for some years money meant for business ended up in legal battles. My dad had to borrow to pay suppliers. He couldn't not order for new materials anymore and the business eventually collapsed. Extended families gave their support until 2003 when a lagos high court handed our supposed in-law victory

My dad wanted to appeal the judgement but his lawyer told him to get an apartment with whatever he has left. Although my parents thought they hid everything from us. Perhaps my sisters didn't notice because they were not always home but I saw my mum cry severally. I saw the fears in my dad eyes. I listened to their whispering at night I knew we were doomed. Our supposed In-law sold the house to a bank. The bank gave two weeks to evacuate. But before the notice expired they brought sledge hammer and started destroying the building with our properties in it. My dad tried to protest but he was beaten and arrested. For the first time I saw our "Supposed In-law" that day ordering the boys to destroy everything. My dad was later released days after. I went to live with my cousins. My sisters also went to live with my other cousins.

In 2006 I wrote a mail to Egbon I narrated all that happened to him and he vowed he was going to ensure that they payed for it dearly. Few years later, I got admission into the university my parents embraced christ; But I still feel bitter. How time flies, my sisters are both married and it's just me preparing for the life of a bachelor; Until recently my brother told me his plans of getting married, I noticed it because he has visited us more than usual last year and had extensive discussions with my parents. But whenever He came back He still promised my dad that he will never forget all that happened. My dad told him that was in the past but I know what my brother was capable of doing as regards family.

He brought his supposed girl friend (I believe that is all she will ever be) to the house last christmas everyone welcomed her but immediately I set my eyes on her, she looked like the man that was giving orders to tear down our house. I asked her for her surname, when she said ****US, I knew she was the daughter of our long time enemy. When they left, my mum and dad begged me that I shouldn't say anything. That they have forgiven him. She invited my parents and I during the new year but I declined. I have also told my brother I can't be his best man. He thought am joking cos it was via mail. My brother had assured me severally whenever I told him what became of us after then that incident and he told me "I will give up anything to deal with the Man that messed with my family". I guess I will have to tell him the whole truth. But my parents keep calling me every single day to beg. "Saying I should not bring him misery. That they were happy he decided to bring home a cool headed lady".....But I just can't let it go. Unless my brother and I will decide not to be brothers anymore because I will never go to his house if he marries her. I will never associate myself with him or anything that has to do with him.

I have finished typing the truth I want to send the mail to him...I don't know why I am hesitating (I guess my parents will forgive me sooner or later) but he has to know the truth!!!!....i can't dine with my enemy!.....I don't want to see her dad face again....never...I hope am doing the right thing....i think I am.....perhaps I am...

Well, my take is, what if he marries her and gets his fingers burnt?! Won't he blame u for not telling him?!

Abylyty:
Okay! I realised that pornography is one of the major anti social vices we have in the world today. Now straight to the point.

After doing a careful research (on both male and female porn stars), I discovered that most people who engage in pornography do it for the money and not because they enjoy doing it, hence many people have had to quit the industry in droves.

Listening to their( Those who quitted) confessions and experiences, I noticed all of them said the same things about the industry of which I'll highlight below.

1) the people who came to draw them to the industry coaxed and deceived them by telling them they were going to be rich and famous like their favorite celebrity.

2) EVERY porn star is alcoholic and DRUG ADDICTED, and Almost all scenes were shot under the influence of drugs, so that's why they can engage in very gross, brutal and unatural sex acts. Most often than not, they are subjected to very harsh and cruel sexual activities they never wanted to engage in.

3) many porn stars enter into the industry under aged. At this point they are a good prey because they are still naive and unexposed.

4) they are lied to that they were going to be protected from diseases and infections, but it was a blatant lie after all, and a lot of them ended up having HIV which ruined them.

5) Almost all of them grew up In dysfunctional homes, some did not experience love while growing, some were severally and cruelly abused, others had parents in that line of work, and almost all of them lacked parental care and guidance

6) they all agree that pornography is bad and EVIL, and anyone watching it is in support of prostitution and dehumanization of people especially women who are the worst affected by it. They also agree that porn adversely affects not only those engaging in the sexual acts, but also those watching it.

7) they all confessed that all the while they were in the industry doing all those things, they felt a huge depth of emptiness lurking in and around their lives. Many have been attacked and brutally raped, some died on set while filming fetish scenes, and some murdered in cold blood.

lastly, another thing that is common to all their stories, accounts, and confessions is that they are happy to be free and they became free when they found love in JESUS.

There are some of you reading this right now that may be slaves to porn probably not as actors, but as watchers. If this already written off people found their life I Christ, what are you waiting for?

It's time to get up from the ashes, dust yourself up and do the right thing. If JESUS saved them, he can save you too.

For those people who think the message of JESUS is a drivel thereby mocking beleivers, I want to tell you that the world will be a better place if we all could be like him.
I sometimes wished he was like our celebrities who don't care what anyone says about them for the very fact that they don't even know and care if those people even exist, but JESUS is not so. He still loves you even though you speak bad about him and hate on him however you want.

Let's say NO to pornography and YES to the message of JESUS

One thing is CERTAIN!

Pornography will WASTE YOUR TIME!!

Time is the scarcest resource. Once u lose it, it can never be regained!

Also, time is .money!!

Stay Away. BE WARNED!!

A guy that does not want to know his wife's past is either V E R Y E V I L, V E RY D U M B or BOTH!!

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uche87:
They are always desperate to create an impression wherever they go. This leads to obviously heavy and colourful make-ups that mayn't even rhyme at all. The 'foundation' could be so strong like she wants to erect a building on her face.

Wukud Boy!!

Towncrier247:


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Ehen, if she remove everything nko?!

Will Dollar return to 200 Naira?!

imhotep:
Ermm. What about the women who don't want to marry inexperienced men?

O!

cruzita:
A man will have as many girlfriend as he like,promise them unforeseen love,sleep with them and discard them like tissue paper.but when he wants to get married ,he will like to marry a virgin,good girl and hardworking girl.my question is
WHO WILL MARRY THE ONES U SPOILT
WHO WILL MARRY THE ONES U DISFLOWERED .
ANSWER SINCERELY

Girl wey open yansh anyhow don spoil already!!

If u no bleep am, she will broadcast around that you are impotent!!

U girls know u still cannot take no for an answer, inspite of the so called equality!

A girl can refuse a guy anytime, but when guy refuse to 'do' with a willing girl, him own don finish!!

No No. Op COULD NOT have meant WHITE Wedding!

White Wedding?!

For THIS WOMAN!

kevoh:
Olympus has fallen everywhere .

Who are these fellas shouting invasion of privacy? Do people whose privacies are invaded smile at the camera? Has it occurred to you guys that pictures were taken by a professional photographer and uploaded to social media by celbrant and friends? Check below of each picture to see signature and logo of the photographer.

No mind them. They don't know the effect of Shisha + Alcohol + Whatever else on the brain!

The hoez are too high to care!!

Or when the sisters in church start wagging their tongues about that sisters past to the brothers they are competing over!

kITATITA:
What's shameful about young women smoking shisha and drinking at a party? I don't understand why men want to hold women down in primitive bondage while the men frolic. These women may be successful career women in their own right.

No problem with the babes doing what they want!!

Problem comes when they develop health problems and demand sympathy!

Bigger problem comes when they suddenly realize they need a husband, become 'BORN AGAIN' as a strategy, and get angry when the Brothers in church discover their past and refuse to believe that 'OLD THINGS HAVE PASSED AWAY'!!

funnyme:
They should be signing marriage register,in that there will be perfect peace

funnyyou indeed!

The marriage will be Mr and Mrs Smith!!

iamjayboss:
Yemi Alade who had an amazing 2015 of hit singles, awards, energetic stages performances and an album has started 2016 on a good note too as the Johnny crooner is anticipating for the release of her album, Mama Africa.

This is how she looks like today, she is styled by Bland 2 Glam, she's always looking good.

One thing I love about Yemi Alde is how she carry's our rich Nigeria culture, she's such a damsel.

You like ?
Cc lalasticlala

https://www.instagram.com/yemialade/

WETIN SPECIAL HERE??!! Me i know say she no get the liver!

Mavelshee:
It was on a sunday afternoon during this xmas holiday. My wife and I decided get a little kinky because honestly we havnt had some good actions for a really long time. So my wife asked Martha our nanny to take the kids to our neighbours house upstairs for some play time and bring them back by 6pm. Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa we don comot cloth, kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo we don start pre-intimacy, and that was when it happened oo....Our 10yrs old son just opened the door "mum can I have some....." and saw his mum leaning on the edge of the bed crying and his dad eating his mums buttoks. Lo and behold this little dude just paused and thereafter there was a big grin + disgust on his face. My wife hasn't stopped crying oo, mostly because she thinks this kind of scenerio can eff up kids chemistry n stuffs. Plus he now looks at me somehow whenever we are together. I hope he doesn't tell the others what he saw.

So please nairalanders how can I explain or brainwash my kid about what he saw that day.

If na d main thing una dey do, e for easy!

just tell him that was how he was born!

But this one, e go hard small! PRAY!

zynzyn:
Boko Haram. Vs Hezbollah in North will finally flatten Northern Nigeria!

Buhari are u hearing??!!!!

BUUHAAAARIIIII!

Shiites are not Christians!!

They follow eye for eye, tooth for tooth!!

May we not in our ignorance and Bragado bring the Syria scenario into Nigeria!!!

Haven't we had enough?!!!

Boko Haram. Vs Hezbollah in North will finally flatten Northern Nigeria!

Buhari are u hearing??!!!!

BUUHAAAARIIIII!

Shiites are not Christians!!

They follow eye for eye, tooth for tooth!!

Do u actually need advice?!

Not sure!

For me, yes, divorce is sin!

But the sin u may end up committing if this woman no change dey fear me! Especially seeing the attitude of her mum!

Odikwa risky!

U know yourself!!!

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lifeisabitch:
some want to put a ring on it, but I havn't said yes because it has to be Arabian gold ring.


Bottom line is, if it were so hard, I wouldn't even had people interested in my hand. If I Reallly want to marry, I will just marry one of the broke as niggas.

Yep! Marriage is Marriage!!

Even if it lasts just 2 Wks!

jamex93:
Ye its not my problem I know

But I want to know why a old man will masturbate in his bis place or while driving

Its not right at all

Lack of SELF CONTROL!!

Would they masturbate in an interview??

GREAT ACHIEVEMENT!!

Em ..........now how will that impact on my internet speed?!

delishpot:
Classic picture of how "Big" people oppress the poor in Nigeria. If this girls family was not able to fight for her, Davido and his people would have used money to take her child from her.
Today it is Sophie, tomorrow it may be someone close to us.
So far this sophie seem to be calm and is not running her mouth and trying to say the few secrets about Davido she knows. While davido is almost telling us the colour of her pubic hair and panties. I think his father should call him to order.

Let's look at this.

Davido made a mistake even coming near this girl. Granted!

But who seems to be more concerned about the Baby's health here, honestly?!

David is young and fertile. He can afford not to care about the baby (which happens often), so he should be commended!!

I should be excused for greatly suspecting Sophie is just using this Baby to suck the guy dry!! Now he's eyes are open and she's panicking!! (which also happens!!)

Boss13:
You do not have the right to call the lady a slut. This attitude of yours is the reason why our ladies live in suppressed denial and cannot express their sexuality and feminism.

I stated my opinion and many would share it!!

You may see my point if the paternity of the child is in question, as is often the case with women of low sexual discipline! A woman should be more disciplined sexually than a man BECAUSE the paternity of her child SHOULD NOT be in question, if only for the sake of the child's future!!

In this case, the baby mama's 'freedom' or 'feminism' is affecting her Baby's health and her capacity to take care of the child! Marijuana et al!

I hope you read the news to see how anti slut shaming, equal right to promiscuity thinking is destroying the western world as there are too many single mothers because more guys are losing interest in marrying women who are free to cheat on them!! Many of these 'free' single mothers end up having babies for 2 or 3 guys and are unable to raise the children well!!