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Warri Boy Story by legalwealth(m): 10:51pm On Jul 26, 2012 |
Dis is d Story of a Warri Boy!!! My name is Ogaga, I travelled Abuja 2 see my uncle at 8am d secretary told me to come back by 2pm dat Oga is not around. So I had to hang around. By 1pm I was so hungry cos I've not eaten since morning & I was left with N200 & no local canteen around to eat Fufu or Eba. All I saw were big hotels. My eyes began dazzle me,so I decided to find a solution. Infront of me was a powerful 5 star hotel, I clean my ruff shoe adjusted myself & entered d hotel. At D lobby d waiter askd me "are u here 2 see somebody or u want to lodge in? I said my name is Star & was lodging,he told me d least room is 47k per night. I said no problem,"dis place is lovely just like d hotel I slept yesterday in Dubai on my way to d US. He said welcome sir. I asked can I pay in hard currency cos I've not changed my dolls, he said Ok. Where is ur restaurant I need 2 eat 1st I asked,he then leads me to d restaurant &told d chef to treat me well & dat I just got back from d US! D chef welcomed me & gave me Menu list,I ordered 4 Pounded yam, Efo riro, Snail & catfish! D chef told me it will be ready in 30mins time. I askd 4 d bar so I could step down b4 d food was ready, he pointed me d executive bar mainly for VIP's,I requested 4 assorted pepper soup spanish red wine. I drank 2 bottles of d wine & 2plates of soup & d bill was 34k,I moved on to eat my food & d bill 4 food was N40k cos I collected extra plate & total was N74k. But I had just only N200, sweat gathered suddenly in my face despite d A/C. Dey began 2 suspect dat I didn't hav money,so d security & staff began 2 gather around me. I said 2 my self 'STAR' man nor go die here oh. I dialled my 2nd phone wit my 1st phone, I picked & said loudly, "yes Mallam d bomb is still wit me & will explode in the next 2minutes & I shouted loudly,"Allah Akbar, I'm proud to be suicide bomber". B4 I dropped my phone I didn't see anybody in d hotel again. 3 Likes |
Re: Warri Boy Story by 234GT(m): 7:19am On Jul 28, 2012 |
Laugh wan kill me die. Who no like life. |
Re: Warri Boy Story by micklplus(m): 7:35am On Jul 28, 2012 |
Nice one! |
Re: Warri Boy Story by sammy4life2(m): 9:50am On Jul 28, 2012 |
9ce one |
Re: Warri Boy Story by Nobody: 3:46pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
hahahahahahalwkmd |
Re: Warri Boy Story by Nobody: 6:00pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Lmao! |
Re: Warri Boy Story by Rick9(m): 9:04pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Ahahahahahah LWKMD |
Re: Warri Boy Story by Nobody: 9:26pm On Jul 28, 2012 |
Chai! God go punish u! Ha, this is a very good one, very innovative, am still laffn though |
Re: Warri Boy Story by toygod2: 5:08am On Jul 29, 2012 |
FAIRY TALE? ABI NA DREAM?.......not funny I onli like d part,wey say sweat gather for hm face |
Re: Warri Boy Story by Nobody: 7:13am On Jul 30, 2012 |
I don die for laffffffffffff oooooooooo |
Re: Warri Boy Story by NEROSKY(m): 2:12pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
Re: Warri Boy Story by mrsheddy(m): 2:42pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
o boy u no dey fear!!!. that's gud 4 dem.abi na only dem sabi money?. |
Re: Warri Boy Story by Nobody: 5:05pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
u dey talk from experience |
Re: Warri Boy Story by webmastern(m): 7:21pm On Jul 30, 2012 |
hehehehehehe. Joke of d year! |
Re: Warri Boy Story by Lagusta(m): 2:23pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
toygod2: FAIRY TALE? ABI NA DREAM?.......not funny Bros abeg park well jare, this is one of the best jokes I hav seen, not the rubbish we all post here...... Abeg go hang ur prriccckkk on top spinning ceiling fan,,,,,,, |
Re: Warri Boy Story by legalwealth(m): 10:50pm On Jul 31, 2012 |
Lagusta: Another Joke in here.... |
Re: Warri Boy Story by khattab008: 5:11am On Aug 01, 2012 |
Nice one OP |
Re: Warri Boy Story by legalwealth(m): 7:26pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
~vicky~: Anyone that you say but I'm not a worry guy but an Akure guy. |
Re: Warri Boy Story by legalwealth(m): 7:29pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
Lagusta: You are right as I'm sure that this is such of our joke that sensible admins need to take to frontpage other than... Are you all feeling what I'm feeling? |
Re: Warri Boy Story by mykhel995: 8:07pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
I didn't laugh. |
Re: Warri Boy Story by toygod2: 2:45am On Aug 11, 2012 |
Lagusta(m) Bros abeg park well jare, this is one of the best jokes I hav seen, not the rubbish we all post here...... Abeg go hang ur prriccckkk on top spinning ceiling fan,,,,,,, Somebody dey find me trouble.........Tank goodness,i dont converse wit a low life. Go get a life ,den come bak |
Re: Warri Boy Story by bashydemy(m): 5:32am On Aug 11, 2012 |
Nice joke OP |
Re: Warri Boy Story by clichy12: 8:30am On Aug 11, 2012 |
if na me i for no run,i catch am. |
Re: Warri Boy Story by legalwealth(m): 3:40am On Aug 12, 2012 |
clichy12: if na me i for no run,i catch am. whom do you want to run from. |
Re: Warri Boy Story by Nobody: 5:16pm On May 31, 2019 |
This icons has navigated right into my heart. |
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