hey guys and babes,thought we could help organise this section of nairaland.this could be a place to help ourselves with emotional problems,

errmm why dont you start, then,

My problem is that it's almost the weekend and I don't have plans yet.

Txlonghorn:

My problem is that it's almost the weekend and I don't have plans yet.

Lol so make some plans

2cantango:

Lol so make some plans

Oh baby I would love to make plans with you behind the oak tree.I can do so many things to you

behind the oak tree i hope i don't get bark chips in my panty

Don't worry baby I have the picnic blanket all packed

Your so sweet and thoughtful

i actually have a problem choosing either pink, blue or brown and blue.

2cantango:

Your so sweet and thoughtful

Anything for you sweetheart

you're a sweet talker Tx

hot-angel:

i actually have a problem choosing either pink, blue or brown and blue.

do you mean in reference to clothes?

2cantango:

do you mean in reference to clothes?

yes dear.

Take pink if you want to be ladylike, blue if you want to look real good. _{I guess I'm biased -- blue is my favourite color.}

I did pink on monday. I think i'll do blue. Thanks, altho i made that decision b4 i read ur reply. lol

i don't know anything about how to have sex i mean the real show can any lady be of help, pls i really need to learn

I'll give u free lectures. How much u wanna pay? J/k

how about a good screem and one hour none stop action

I've never approached a girl before. Can Nairalanders put me through?

Zahymaka:

I've never approached a girl before. Can Nairalanders put me through?

I'm willing to be among the people that'll put u thru.

When do we start lecture?

ah angel you no teach me again, how many people you wan teach self, but my guy i can help you, when you see a girl you like just walk up to her and give her a dirty slap, and tell her you would give her one everyday for the rest of her life, trust me she would be all down on you

hot-angel:

I'm willing to be among the people that'll put u through.

When do we start lecture?

Right now.

seems we will be needing professionals in the house.

This thread is confusing. You dont even know who is replying to what problem. Fun otherwise.

U dont have to know who's there, Except u want to be more than e-advisers lol

two guys re after me.

come toocute seh ur talent for dis forum na to bring up old threads abi

t00 cUTE:

two guys re after me.

what have u done?

jekad:

come toocute seh your talent for this forum na to bring up old threads abi

na wa 4 u, if she bring out old threads unko?

jekad:

come toocute seh your talent for this forum na to bring up old threads abi

lmao

i need juju that will make me disapper from 9ja and appear in the US
where can i do that?

abeg help me o
hehehehe

My own problem is dat I'v been having 2 many male callers these days and they really disturb my sleep a lot. Dnt knw hw 2 stop them. My inbox is too full of luv messages 4rm both known n unknown personalities all males. Its really getting much oooo.

My own problem pass is that i am addicted to NAIRALAND and i CANT STOP FUCKING!