Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The first mouse pounds a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders up two shots of sour mash, pounds them both, slams each glass onto the bar, turns to the first mouse and replies:
"Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it up into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat

I'm lmao.

Niceone tj, tope might now behave like the thirdone.

What do u mean by that.

TOPE
DONT TAKE EVERYTING TOO SERIOUSLY, TAKE IT EASY BOY.

Wats dis thingy wit adick nd TT

MIGINES
NO SERIOUS THINGY, ANYTHING FOR A GOOD LAUGH.

nice stuff,

Aiight

and pls quit d caps. . . .If u dont mind dad'is.

Yeah!.

Migines:

Wats this thingy wit adick nd TT

Dats why am setting up a jury, migines

anthing for a good laff sure dats wat we all are here for

heyy A dick and tt keep up poking!

clemcykul:

anthing for a good laff sure that is what we all are here for

heyy A privates and tt keep up poking!

its a DICK not a privates

;d ;d ;d

Clemcy, I will poke in you in a minute if you are not careful

THOSE MUST BE LAGOS MICE, SHAKARA UNLIMITED. GOOD JOKE.

Uh oh, he likes her he likes her not

You almost cracked my ribs, Nice one.

laughing lyk krasy
nice one man

keep laffin, vivvie thats what we're here for

@saucekid I think you need to listen to SPEAK YOUR MIND by RuggedMan.