A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the
bell, the wife answers.

'Hi is Tony home?'

'No he went to the store.'

'Well, you mind if I wait?'

'No come in.'

They sit down and the friend says 'You know Nora,
you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen.
I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see
one.'

Nora thinks about this for a second an figures
what the hell - a hundred bucks.

She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly
thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says
'They are so beautiful I got to see the both of
them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I could
just see the both of them together.'

Nora thinks about this and says what the hell,
opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look.
Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on
the table then says he can't wait any longer for
Tony and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home
and his wife says 'You know your weird friend
Chris came over.'

Tony thinks about this for a second and says
'Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?'

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What is the difference between a woman and a
golf ball?

When you hit the golf ball, it doesn't come back.

d first is funny tho. stupid woman.

she think say she don hit jack pot

l.o.l

Very funny ! she's forgotten that, there's no free lunch even in free town
The joke's been here before
Cheers