If FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be ACADEMIC INSTITUTIONS in Nigeria then:

ARSENAL = FUTO: where the students work hard through out the year but fail to succeed.

MANCEHSTER CITY = IGBINEDION UNIVERSITY.: where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large but are never interested in their primary assignment.

LIVERPOOL = UNILAG / MAULAG: where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers.

MANCHESTER UNITED = UNAAB: where students don’t perform well in class except their final exams and achieve good results.

CHELSEA = OSU (Olabisi Onabanjo University) where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, d government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year.

REAL MADRID = UI(University of Ibadan) where students think they perform best and keep beefing d best students of other schools.

and Finally,

BARCELONA = UNILORIN where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve d best result in the whole country.

@ poster. I disagree with BARCA- UNILORIN. Give BARCA 2 either UI or OAU

Lool
Nice.
Thumbs up

@poster u dey madt for saying chelsea go be OSU.

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Nice one...

I think d op is very correct,I also read it somewhere(a world class journal) before,but the op didn't complete it.
UNN:like barca,they av the best students and alumni(check www. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Nigeria,_Nsukka) and are always the head in most institutions/establishments in nigeria.

I m a student of maulag,bt I don't know why unn is the best school,I don't know what makes them thick?
Somebody (maybe a unn student)pls help me.I don't mind rewriting jamb.

I m serious.

Chuckles.
Lmao! MAULAG.

Unilorin truely deserve barca,A̶̲̥̅♏ proud to b a part of it.

Lol the analyse is very much accurate Lol the analyse is very much accurate

Nickonomakaveli: Unilorin truely deserve barca,A̶̲̥̅♏ proud to b a part of it.

4 ur mind

You most be a student of UNILORIN!

Unilorin shld nt be barca ... Aint a student of UI buh i tink UI should be barca ...

topsyne: If FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be ACADEMIC INSTITUTIONS in Nigeria then:

ARSENAL = FUTO: where the students work hard through out the year but fail to succeed.

MANCEHSTER CITY = IGBINEDION UNIVERSITY.: where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large but are never interested in their primary assignment.

LIVERPOOL = UNILAG / MAULAG: where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers.

MANCHESTER UNITED = UNAAB: where students don’t perform well in class except their final exams and achieve good results.

CHELSEA = OSU (Olabisi Onabanjo University) where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, d government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year.

REAL MADRID = UI(University of Ibadan) where students think they perform best and keep beefing d best students of other schools.

and Finally,

BARCELONA = UNILORIN where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve d best result in the whole country.

Obviously you go to Ilorin. I think, Barcelona = American University of Nigeria. AUN attracts the best, the faculty is the best in Nigeria and they produce the best graduates

Infact.... U amazed me with ur post. But lemme tell u that OOU is far below schools that we can recorn with in Nigeria... I am afraid.

:-) On point :-)

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sheunpompey1: Infact.... U amazed me with ur post. But lemme tell u that OOU is far below schools that we can recorn with in Nigeria... I am afraid.

This doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

I think:

UI = Real madrid because they buy ready-made stars.

OAU = Barcelona because they hardly buy players or buy average players, develop and make them stars!

UNILAG = Man Utd because they have a combination of the good, bad and ugly.

HUH

come mind ursef o, no dey compare realmadrid wit nija uni again....instead madrid i oxford univ......

in football barcelona is the best team out there,but uniillorin is not even among the first 10 universities in the world,so the two can't be compared with each other.

Man City : Covenant University Where students get the best of everything and live a Janded lifestyle

FIFA = UNN.
Where the students and alumni ar the control systems modifyin and ruling the institution

swtchicgurl: I think:

UI = Real madrid because they buy ready-made stars.

OAU = Barcelona because they hardly buy players or buy average players, develop and make them stars!

UNILAG = Man Utd because they have a combination of the good, bad and ugly.

UNILORIN = BARCELONA
Get that fact into your thick skull! And Man. utd aint ugly, your brain is.

Of all schools to compare chelsea na Ogun state university! That university is a glorified secondary school!!! Na wa ooo!!

ebamma: in football barcelona is the best team out there,but uniillorin is not even among the first 10 universities in the world,so the two can't be compared with each other.

What is ur problem? Did the op mention any university outside Nigeria? Why dont you understand a topic first b4 rushing to comment? Anyway UP BARCA jare!

LASU=NEWCASTLE------- Too much pride from the student n nothing to show for.

swtchicgurl: I think:
OAU = Barcelona because they hardly buy players or buy average players, develop and make them stars!

no sweet, Barca actually buy players(and 4 lots of money!) and yes, dey wld b beta off nt buying cos recently, they'v had sm regretable buys. Henry, Ibra, Afellay, Villa, Alves, Alexis, Abidal...... 2 name a few who were nt 'brought up'

berem: Of all schools to compare chelsea na Ogun state university! That university is a glorified secondary school!!! Na wa ooo!!

on whose side r u on?i mean r u mockn chelsea fc or wat?

@ posta: u b anti-chelsea. It is rly clear. Well, Thorough analysis though. Thumbs up.