FUNNY BRIDEGROOM' SPEECH ON WEDDING DAY

While others take it upon themselves to prepare the best wedding speech in the world, a bridegroom recently took a bizarre twist by making a one-of-a-kind vote of thanks speech.

Read the speech below

1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.

2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.

3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding.

4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.

5. Also to my brother’s wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.

6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.

7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn’t get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication (hopefully next year).

8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.

9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.

10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.

11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.

12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds.

13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink.

14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman

15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don’t experience what I suffered for this wedding.

Thank you all.

Which kind bridegroom be this?

Would you applaud him for making this kind yeye speech?

Guy u too good!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahaha

No 9 -14, not necessary.
U try, I laff mess blow 4 my yansh

Why didn't I laugh?

Mods are poos for putting such a stinking shit on the front page..

A typical example of absolute poverty manifested in that marriage.

Lol

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djeezy: Why didn't I laugh?

Maybe ur prob is bigger than the joke

dani1luv: LmAo

This is classic

did you say classic?, which planet are you from?

wonders shall never end, but this should be in joke section, lolz

Yeah rite

2sa2:
did you say classic?, which planet are you from?

Ezedon: wonders shall never end, but this should be in joke section, lolz

wake up bro

Crazy...i dont think this is possible especially on a wedding day,Funny though

The guy shaa don marry. Go do your own, bad belle! Dat a man look or sound stupid doesnt make him stupid cos he may have fooled you.

shit

na wa ooo... So he waz not even ready 4 d wedding self and he stil went ahead god help us. What a speech. Na people wey carry their leg go dya make me laugh pass. Lol...

Hopefully em gonna borrow a child 4 baby dedication 2.FUNNY BRIDEGROOM' SPEECH ON WEDDING DAY[/b]

While others take it upon themselves to prepare the best wedding speech in the world, a bridegroom recently took a bizarre twist by making a one-of-a-kind vote of thanks speech.

Read the speech below

1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.

2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.

3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding.

4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.

5. Also to my brother’s wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.

6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.

7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn’t get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication (hopefully next year).

8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.

9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.

10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.

11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.

12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds.

13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink.

14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman

15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don’t experience what I suffered for this wedding.

Thank you all.

Which kind bridegroom be this?

Would you applaud him for making this kind yeye speech?
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I think 've read sometin lyk dis although there is a little adulteration.
Thanks 4 bringin it up dou.

this is Funny

This is damn funny.