kitaun:

lmao @Debosky


@tafari

every tom, privates and harry know d person wey I dey date for Nland except u, why?


@desorlah

abeg process the guy application sharp-sharp

that reminds me, why be say where hin dey work u first ask?

No be everybody know d person wey u dey date o, so make u tell others wey no know o.

him never submit the application o, i asked where im dey work because its one of the criterias to be used in the processing.

YOU PEOPLE SHOULD THINK OF HOW TO GET GOOD JOBS AND NOT HOW TO "DATE" COS THE LIKELIHOOD OF BEING JILTED WHEN ONE IS JOBLESS IS 99.9 PERCENT.I WISH U GUYS GOOD LUCK IN YOUR JOB PURSUIT(S) AND NOT "DATE PURSUITS" STJOHN  

@stjohn


are u ok?

na me talk say make u no pass ur JAMB?

or why u come miss road come here like dis?

this place resemble JOBS SECTION?

The guy dey work for NEPA.His dad used to work for NPA and his uncle had a stint with nigerian railway corporation(NRC)!are u still interested?u go come help me write JAMB abi?

@ kit, na GAMINE you dey date?  
@ desorlah, I work in the Niger Delta as AREA MANAGER KIDNAPPING! enough gbemu for us!

tafari:

@ kit, na GAMINE you dey date?
@ desorlah, I work in the Niger Delta as AREA MANAGER KIDNAPPING! enough gbemu for us!

@tafari

where did that come from?

na Asari Dokubo leak d secret for u?

chei! if I catch that guy ehn!

tafari:

@ kit, na GAMINE you dey date?
@ desorlah, I work in the Niger Delta as AREA MANAGER KIDNAPPING! enough gbemu for us!

That one serious o. _{my hand no dey there o}

Which 1?

@ desorlah. Wòn wàsé la bé è. @Tafari. You sure say you no go fall inside well?

@ desorlah. Wòn wàsé la bé è. @Tafari. You sure say you no go fall inside well?

Anoda maga! Where u c well? Must we be rude in trying to be comical? Na wao!

i am presently in love with BUJUA and we are dating seriously

Dersolah. . .i no fit de ur profile ooo. . .i never marry. . . i want make i still get choice for husbands


Kitaun and co. . . . . .pronounce d name of d NL babe ur dating. . . . . no use "u suppose know" change subject!

creamish who are u dating

lol. . . .on NL, no one ooooo. . . . Chuckdee isnt regular anymore. . . . so im single.


U nko?

kitaun:

Anoda maga! Where u c well? Must we be rude in trying to be comical? Na wao!

He doesnt know, Tell him.

Creamish:

Dersolah. . .i no fit de your profile ooo. . .i never marry. . . i want make i still get choice for husbands


Kitaun and co. . . . . .pronounce d name of d Nairaland babe your dating. . . . . no use "u suppose know" change subject!

Wetin u go do for there, the place no be for small children.

U no hear the thing wey she talk? she said she never marry. . . . . . . . _{Na person wey don ready to die} no be small child

lol. . . . .Kitaun my ancestor. . . .i throway salute as u b d first man for our generation

I never marry no mean say i b pickin. . . .d bros no wan show face!

@ creamish, your bros is here!

tafari:

@ creamish, your bros is here!

rily? . . . . where?

Him! Tafari

yeah i know. . . .i just wanted him to say dat


Tafari. . . . wat makes u think ur d bros?

Many of u already know but for those who dont know, its now been over a year since my relationship with thoniaslim started and its stronger than ever by the day. Many people have tried silly pranks to spoil it but did not succeed.
We remain 1, and hopefully, very soon, i'll place a link to a special website for all nairalanders to visit and see

Good to hear dat White. . . . .im helpn keep of predators

protector of the innocent

@ Everybody, how una dey

@desorlah

Orobos are not welcome here

Creamish:

yeah i know. . . .i just wanted him to say that


Tafari. . . . what makes u think your d bros?

i saw you in my dream. JAH told me you are mine

desorlah:

@ Everybody, how una dey

As for me, i am cool! and u?

tafari:

i saw you in my dream. JAH told me you are mine

Did u check to see if the person u saw had FINS or LEGS ?  

of course legs. i saw you, creamish.
how do u fulfil the dream?