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'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Chaydee(m): 1:24am On Aug 02, 2012
Hey, it's not Photoshopped!!

Share your thoughts grin grin grin

Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by JojoArmani(m): 8:56am On Aug 02, 2012
Lmao. . . . . . Dere sometin I no fit see in dis country.
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by belemzy: 1:06pm On Aug 02, 2012
I've come across this banner severally in PH.What about Daddy Bliss 'GET A HUSBAND IN 90DAYS' ,LOSE WEIGHT IN 90DAYS, TREATMENT FOR HIV/AIDS IN 90DAYS, FERTILITY TREATMENT IN 90DAYS etc only him 1 dey perform all this plenty wonders. I'm sure he studied Meracles and wonders in school. No be small matter.

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Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by 2mch(m): 4:41pm On Aug 02, 2012
Some people will patronize this. Do not underestimate Nigerian's and their ability to be gullible. undecided. That guy will soon come up with a church very soon. he is working on it.
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by SisiKill1: 4:46pm On Aug 02, 2012
I'm more intrigued by the DADDY BLISS part than anything else.

What the hell does that mean?? What your husband has been sweating to do for years now, the (Mack) Daddy is gonna blissfully do in 90days or less? cheesy cheesy

Halleluyah! Amen!!! cheesy
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Nobody: 4:46pm On Aug 02, 2012
If it takes 90 long days to get pregnant, I'm sure delivery is a matter of eternity!

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Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Aifey(m): 4:48pm On Aug 02, 2012
Poverty has ravaged nigerians. Tht is wht people want 2her. It shall be well wit u pastors everywher. If u attend tht program thts all u will be told. They also line up people 4dif amount of money 4d degree or level of miracle u need. 100thousand. 50k, 20K 10 n 5k.
They keep decivin people.people are openly robbed in our churches this days.
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by stagger: 4:49pm On Aug 02, 2012
This daddy Bliss again? Mr HIV cure?

Why should it take 90 days to get pregnant when a one hour of serious bed work can do the magic? Ask my wife and she will tell you better.

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Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Koolking(m): 4:49pm On Aug 02, 2012
Is it right in that bush?

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Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by biyiwilly(m): 4:53pm On Aug 02, 2012
wonders shall never end!!! Do anyone have the idea where i can get sex throughout 90 days free of charge shocked grin
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by soledadd: 5:00pm On Aug 02, 2012
Some r now capitalizing on poeples predicament to make quick money. And their preys r women. Cos they want husband and child by all means. I pray women would learn.

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Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Onyenna(m): 5:02pm On Aug 02, 2012
biyi willy: wonders shall never end!!! Do anyone have the idea where i can get sex throughout 90 days free of charge shocked grin

Yeah... U can as well start yours.... "DaDdy BIYI's quick action centre" get pregnant in 180days..... grin grin grin

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Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Nobody: 5:03pm On Aug 02, 2012
biyi willy: wonders shall never end!!! Do anyone have the idea where i can get sex throughout 90 days free of charge shocked grin
yeh at ikeja unda d bridge dia is a mad woman wit hiv dat gives free sex, pls hury while d ofa last
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by tunshe: 5:04pm On Aug 02, 2012
Osun Oshogbo
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Nobody: 5:10pm On Aug 02, 2012
Chaydee: Hey, it's not Photoshopped!!

Share your thoughts grin grin grin
The owner of that banner is obviously sure of the potency of his powers.. grin
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Nobody: 5:11pm On Aug 02, 2012
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The owner of that banner is obviously sure of the potency of his powers.. grin

and his performance cheesy cheesy
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by johnstar(m): 5:16pm On Aug 02, 2012
Culd dis b true undecided undecided undecided undecided, wTF is wrng wit dat man
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Havilah93(m): 5:23pm On Aug 02, 2012
wetin we no fit see in dis naija?
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Nobody: 5:24pm On Aug 02, 2012
biyi willy: wonders shall never end!!! Do anyone have the idea where i can get sex throughout 90 days free of charge shocked grin

COME TO DADDY BLISS I BET YOU UR LIFE WUD NEVER REMAIN DA SAME cool cool
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Chaydee(m): 5:24pm On Aug 02, 2012
2mch: Some people will patronize this. Do not underestimate Nigerian's and their ability to be gullible. undecided. That guy will soon come up with a church very soon. he is working on it.

abi oo.. Desperate times
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Ninapha(f): 5:25pm On Aug 02, 2012
And what the shouts abt. Every big belle no be pregnancy? weda na juju water dey inside or tortoise. Na 9th month de show wetin Daddy Bliss put inside.
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Nobody: 5:26pm On Aug 02, 2012
Chaydee:

abi oo.. Desperate times

all in d name of business
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Nobody: 5:31pm On Aug 02, 2012
Daddy Bliss should get my 'How to get Magas in 90 days' book
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by BaBaMike: 5:34pm On Aug 02, 2012
2mch: Some people will patronize this. Do not underestimate Nigerian's and their ability to be gullible. undecided. [s]That guy will soon come up with a church very soon. he is working on it.
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True Talk.
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Super1759: 5:35pm On Aug 02, 2012
Chaydee: Hey, it's not Photoshopped!!

Share your thoughts grin grin grin
its not.it is rampant in portharcourt.aroung rumuomasi,rumuokoro,mile 1 and others. This one is small sef
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Adufaye(m): 5:36pm On Aug 02, 2012
i no blame d man cal daddy bliss,i blame d artise wey hlp am do d banner....mad men...,person wey do dem de alive bt na person we go cure dem don die....LWKMD
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Nobody: 5:41pm On Aug 02, 2012
Adufaye: i no blame d man cal daddy bliss,i blame d artise wey hlp am do d banner....mad men...,person wey do dem de alive bt na person we go cure dem don die....LWKMD

the artist na one of the member of DADDY BLISS CENTRE grin
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by eldagaius(m): 6:00pm On Aug 02, 2012
Get pregnant in 90 days. Carry belle for 12 months. The child dies before d first birthday. What a life cycle! D choice is yours.
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Exponental(m): 6:04pm On Aug 02, 2012
Which kain spe.r.m him wan use.
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Reaberry(f): 6:11pm On Aug 02, 2012
and gullible nigerians will patronise him..nawa oo
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by Seerer(f): 6:15pm On Aug 02, 2012
Not even the banner, nor the Daddy bliss himself, the pathetic thing is that, he will attract some desperate women!. Only God knows what the content of such prOcess will be.
Re: 'Get Pregnant In 90 Days' Banner by dasparrow: 6:18pm On Aug 02, 2012
Chaydee: Hey, it's not Photoshopped!!

Share your thoughts grin grin grin

Guys like daddy bliss know there are enough Nigerian ladies married and single that are desperate to get knocked up so guys like him offering this kind of service thrive in gullible Nigerian society.

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