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Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by tessybaby(f): 3:37pm On Dec 18, 2007
Check this sexy santa claus

Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by kaka23(f): 10:18am On Dec 19, 2007
tessy is this a christmas gift or something
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by benjay1(m): 2:07pm On Dec 19, 2007
@Tessy Did you enjoy it that much you had to tell the whole NLD crew we had hot sex while clowning around ?

Okay then, go ahead and paste the picture where i made you dress up like a female cop and had your hands cuffed to the bed while i ram into your behinds.

kiss
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by Migines(m): 2:11pm On Dec 19, 2007
TESSY!
No wonder u wunt bail Ituen.
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by topeteadr(m): 2:20pm On Dec 19, 2007
Tessy! Tessy!! Tessy!!!.
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by topeteadr(m): 2:22pm On Dec 19, 2007
Tessy! Tessy!! Tessy!!!.
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by tessybaby(f): 2:34pm On Dec 19, 2007
@MIGINES
don't mind ben
dat was at a children's xmas play
guess what he wanted to do to one little girl.

@TT
na wetin?
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by benjay1(m): 2:36pm On Dec 19, 2007
Oh now she is shy,

Ok dearie i am sorry for exposing us. But you started it.
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by tessybaby(f): 2:41pm On Dec 19, 2007
who dey shy?
shebi na ma picture dat?
woman rapper wink wink wink
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by topeteadr(m): 2:44pm On Dec 19, 2007
Ben, u no go vex abeg leave tessy alone.
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by benjay1(m): 2:49pm On Dec 19, 2007
See me see trouble.
Okay this was hw it all started. Tessybaby gave me a call telling me she wanted to pay in KIND instead of CASH for ituen's release.

As a Naija boy i cudn't refuse the offer.
Let me not go into excruciating details of what happened after that, because that go be indian film.(U know what i mean)
grin
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by topeteadr(m): 2:54pm On Dec 19, 2007
Ben, whats happening.
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by benjay1(m): 2:58pm On Dec 19, 2007
No mind the babe she wan change hw the matter happen.

@All i still have her number in my last received call list to proove i am saying the truth.
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by saucekid(m): 5:30pm On Dec 19, 2007
but benny,

your yansh dey shake well well oooooo,u suppose dey dance with obesere grin grin grin
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by benjay1(m): 5:36pm On Dec 19, 2007
lol Tessybaby said same thing.

grin
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by saucekid(m): 5:42pm On Dec 19, 2007
that babe no go spoil me at all
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by topeteadr(m): 5:54pm On Dec 19, 2007
Saucekid, no go carry something wey pass ur power.
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by tjtj1(m): 11:58pm On Dec 19, 2007
roflmao
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by saucekid(m): 1:27pm On Dec 20, 2007
*tessy go bow under my amadioha*
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by benjay1(m): 1:34pm On Dec 20, 2007
@saucekid So you self i wan register inside tessybaby log book ?

Come to think of it, if to say tessybaby privates get registration log, by now the front page go don full.
@saucekid, na next page you go jam when you reach there. and while you are @ it,
kindly Check for my signature.

BEN~JAY WUZ HERE.
grin
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by topeteadr(m): 1:48pm On Dec 20, 2007
Ben, leave tess alone.
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by benjay1(m): 1:56pm On Dec 20, 2007
@TT I think you should be telling that to saucekid and other NLDers that wants to register their names in tessy's log book.

grin
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by topeteadr(m): 1:58pm On Dec 20, 2007
And why is ur signature there.
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by benjay1(m): 8:07pm On Dec 20, 2007
@TT i think you shud throw that question @tess not me.
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by tjtj1(m): 9:10pm On Dec 20, 2007
lol
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by topeteadr(m): 11:35pm On Dec 20, 2007
OK, i guess i already know the answer.
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by tessybaby(f): 7:29am On Dec 21, 2007
ben u no dey shame?
u come ma house say u wan helep
me bail ituen
when i accept u say nothing goes for nothing
i say ok ben make u comot ya clothes
see how the fool come UnCloth and i push am outside

i get proof.
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by ituen(m): 7:46am On Dec 21, 2007
Thats why you'ld be my baby Tessy.

I'm now back to shield you from those nicompoops.

Just point them to me *waiting wit a M1A1 GPMG* in the bedroom

Miss you a lot wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by tessybaby(f): 8:02am On Dec 21, 2007
Praise th Lord!!!!!!!!!!
Somebody shout Allelluia!!!!!
My Guy is back for good
where are they all?

@Ituen
Oh sweety they almost killed me here
let me point them one after the other
benjay, gunpoint, saucekid, migines inshort eh all of them except Tope
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by Migines(m): 8:05am On Dec 21, 2007
Roflmao.
C as ur guy be lyk left-over. Dem don beat am die.
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by tessybaby(f): 8:27am On Dec 21, 2007
does not matter
love never dies
Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by benjay1(m): 9:38am On Dec 21, 2007
@Tessy, You don dey make noise, u should be thanking me for freeing your man.

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