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Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!! by honeric01(m): 11:21am On Aug 08, 2012 |
To assist the Federal Government of Nigeria on curbing the activities of Boko Haram insurgency, the Association of Witches and Wizards in Nigeria is embarking on massive recruitment for the following positions: 1. Chief Witch/Wizard 001 --Interested candidates must: -Not be taller than 0.5 Foot -Be able to fly between the hours of 12 midnight and 3am -Have the ability to hold rocket propelled grenades down at any time of the day -Have the ability to supervise other witches and wizards in all the states across the federation 2. State Coordinators 002 --Applicants must: -Have track record of flying -Demonstrate proficiency in handling Ak 47 bullets and rocket propelled grenades To Apply, click this link www.are-you-ready-to-die-for-nigeria.com [size=2pt][s]MOD: If it has been posted before, kindly take care of it.[/s][/size] |
Re: Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!! by Nobody: 11:56am On Aug 08, 2012 |
Will file in ma Application letter soon - I Presume the Tarmacs within the Northern provinces are not in a deplorable state, i operate in a Mosquitoe form and wouldn't want to be drowned in a water-logged Tarmac. Thank You |
Re: Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!! by ismokeweed1(f): 12:11pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
Have you forgotten that boko haram boys smoke weed? Y'all Witches can't go near them aiight |
Re: Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!! by honeric01(m): 12:45pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
i-smoke-weed: witches smoke blood of those smoking weed. figure that! |
Re: Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!! by Murphy7h4: 1:12pm On Aug 08, 2012 |
It is amazing! |
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