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A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by hammedkola(m): 8:54am On Aug 09, 2012 |
This is how the Phonebook of a Typical Yoruba Woman Look like. Iya Deji alaso Isiaka eleran Iya Monsurat elepo Segun Onigi Iya Lekan eleja Saidi onisu Iya ijesha oniru Dele oni mooto Funke alata Sola omo baba basira Ronke pomo Mukinatu elepa Kunle okada Oriyomi alubosa Bose Tailor Gbenro elero Rotimi olororo Bimpe alakara ebo (bimpe cake) Funke tisha(teacher) Taju kafinta(carpenter) Sule Nepa Seun Birikila Add yours to the List and let the Fun goes Round... |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by Nobody: 9:22am On Aug 09, 2012 |
hammedkola: This is how the Phonebook of a Typical Yoruba Woman Look like.Hehehehehe! |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by odumchi: 1:28am On Aug 10, 2012 |
Lol, this is hilarious. |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by tpia5: 3:07am On Aug 10, 2012 |
^ what's hilarious about it? |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by odumchi: 3:18am On Aug 10, 2012 |
tpia@: The truth. |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by tpia5: 5:24am On Aug 10, 2012 |
^^is your mama included? should i describe her? |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by odumchi: 8:31am On Aug 10, 2012 |
tpia@: Take am easy o. No be me say you go dey vex all the time. |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by Freiburger(m): 9:39am On Aug 10, 2012 |
tpia@:Why refering to the mother? does that make you matured or intelligent as you always claim? |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by hammedkola(m): 9:44am On Aug 10, 2012 |
Pls don't take this personal, am just saying how Yoruba woman phonebook looks, not trying to insult...Anyway, that's how my mama's phonebook is despite the fact that she is educated to some extent |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by tpia5: 11:51am On Aug 10, 2012 |
odumchi: Who is vexing? Na play o! Very funny thread- can your mama ever be as funny as this. |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by tpia5: 11:52am On Aug 10, 2012 |
Freiburger: No stalk the nler wey go make you hate yourself o. Seun and/or mukina put you in general section- no let your longerthroat and pokenose push you to where you go see the thing wey go make you ask yourself abi dem curse me ni. Why i dey find wahala all the time. Your mates browse quietly, post sensible comments or none at all, and leave. Those of you wey your village witches dey chase, do not. |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by Freiburger(m): 1:03pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
^ I just asked you a simple question and you are here running your mouth, are you not ashamed of yourself? well, i neva get your time now. |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by PhysicsQED(m): 2:08pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
Can somebody explain the joke in the opening post, if there is one, because I don't get it. |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by ifihearam: 6:59pm On Aug 10, 2012 |
Freiburger: ^ I just asked you a simple question and you are here running your mouth, are you not ashamed of yourself? well, i neva get your time now. Why must you credit my thread to someone else |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by jamace(m): 10:06am On Aug 11, 2012 |
Ha ha ha OP, you want omo oduduwa to finish you? |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by hammedkola(m): 5:05pm On Aug 11, 2012 |
PhysicsQED: Can somebody explain the joke in the opening post, if there is one, because I don't get it.if you read well, you will see that this a culture section, NOT a joke section...So watch it! |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by PhysicsQED(m): 6:52pm On Aug 11, 2012 |
hammedkola: if you read well, you will see that this a culture section, NOT a joke section...So watch it! Well, what's so funny? Is the point of the thread that a typical Yoruba woman only has Yoruba names in her phonebook or what? |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by ifyalways(f): 8:37am On Aug 12, 2012 |
Physics, I think the humour lies in the fact that every name is stored/saved with the bearers occupation. Ify pomo=ify the pomo seller. Odumchi elero=odumchi the meat seller/butcher. Hammad oni garri=hammad that sells garri. Some names are also saved with the bearers residence. |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by PhysicsQED(m): 10:14am On Aug 12, 2012 |
ifyalways: Physics, I think the humour lies in the fact that every name is stored/saved with the bearers occupation. Oh, I see. Thanks. |
Re: A Full Typical Yoruba Woman Phonebook by BlackPikiN(m): 7:01pm On Aug 12, 2012 |
^^^^^There's the Igbo version of it too. It had more than 2000thousand comments on fb. It's funny cos that's the way market/women rmbr their friends/business partners. 1 Like |
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