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Don't Blame Me For This! by Mamajama(m): 6:47pm On Dec 19, 2007 |
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they > stopped at was the breeding bulls. > > > > They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that > said, > > 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' > > > > > The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He > mated 50 times last year.' > > They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, > > ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR' > > > > > The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than > twice a w eek! You could learn a lot from him.' > > They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, > in capital letters, > > 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR' > > > > > The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, > said,’ That’s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from > this one > > > > The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was > with the same old cow.' > > The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable > and he should eventually make a full recovery. > |
Re: Don't Blame Me For This! by MrTurkey(m): 12:48am On Dec 20, 2007 |
cows are good at other things too you know |
Re: Don't Blame Me For This! by Migines(m): 5:43am On Dec 20, 2007 |
@mamajama i dont blame u. |
Re: Don't Blame Me For This! by clemcykul(f): 3:44pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
cmmon dont expect much 4rm som1 who's a MAMA JAMMER! |
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