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Don't Blame Me For This! by Mamajama(m): 6:47pm On Dec 19, 2007
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they
> stopped at was the breeding bulls.
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> They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that
> said,
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> 'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
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> The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He
> mated 50 times last year.'
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> They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
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> ''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
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> The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than
> twice a w eek! You could learn a lot from him.'
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> They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said,
> in capital letters,
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> 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
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> The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
> said,’ That’s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from
> this one
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> The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was
> with the same old cow.'
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> The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable
> and he should eventually make a full recovery.
>
Re: Don't Blame Me For This! by MrTurkey(m): 12:48am On Dec 20, 2007
cows are good at other things too you know undecided
Re: Don't Blame Me For This! by Migines(m): 5:43am On Dec 20, 2007
@mamajama
i dont blame u.
Re: Don't Blame Me For This! by clemcykul(f): 3:44pm On Dec 21, 2007
cmmon dont expect much 4rm som1 who's a MAMA JAMMER! grin

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