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| 20 Years Headache by ojd(m): 9:38am On Apr 08, 2006 |
Today's Joke: The 20 Year Old Headache ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a man who had had a headache for twenty years and was at the point where he wanted to end his own life, but he decided to go to a specialist first. No doctor could solve his problem, until finally one of them said "You have a very rare problem, your testicles are pressed up against your spine causing your headache. The only way to remedy it is to remove your testicles." The man hesitantly agrees and gets them removed, and already he is feeling a better the headache is gone! On his way home he walks past a taylor shop with a sign saying "ALL SUITS HALF PRICE" Being in need of a new suit he walks in where a man greets him and says "Hello Sir I see you want a suit, I would say that you are a 34 sleeve and a 24 pant." "Wow! How did you know that?" said the man. "Why Sir I've been in this business for 40 years. Would you like shoes to go with that?" "Sure" says the man. "Okay I'd say that you're a size 10 wide." "Ok, now you're freaking me out, Thats a great talent" says the man. "Thanks" replied the shopkeeper, "Now how about some undergarments?" "Ok see if you can guess my size", said the man. "Easy 36" said the shopkeeper. "Nope 34" replied the man. To which the shopkeeper exclaimed "Impossible size 34 would skwish your testicles against your spine and you'de get a headache". |
| Re: 20 Years Headache by kajad(m): 9:57am On Apr 08, 2006 |
Ironical! Pity!   |
| Re: 20 Years Headache by bluenubian(f): 7:16pm On Apr 08, 2006 |
dang, i hope that never happens to any man |
| Re: 20 Years Headache by Oracle(m): 8:32pm On Apr 08, 2006 |
Thatz Cold |
| Re: 20 Years Headache by diddy4(m): 10:25pm On Apr 08, 2006 |
poor fella |
| Re: 20 Years Headache by spikelord(m): 11:24pm On Apr 08, 2006 |
Haha, rather too late. |
| Re: 20 Years Headache by ogamike: 11:24pm On Apr 09, 2006 |
I doubt they can sew them back on HAHAHAAHAHAAHA  |
| Re: 20 Years Headache by Reba(f): 2:00pm On Apr 10, 2006 |
It really cracked me |
| Re: 20 Years Headache by micklplus(m): 1:30pm On Apr 11, 2006 |
:d |
| Re: 20 Years Headache by Free(f): 5:53pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
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| Re: 20 Years Headache by larger20(m): 7:21pm On Apr 12, 2006 |
na wahoo. God help us |
| Re: 20 Years Headache by dabby(f): 8:52pm On Oct 06, 2006 |
That had to hurt. Nice joke though |
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