A wealthy Urhobo man decided to go on a safari in one of the East African game reserves.He took his faithful pet Waffi dog along for company.
One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading
rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dog thinks, "Boy, dis na wahala." Then he noticed some bones on the ground
close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims
loudly: "Man, that leopard sweet o, I wonder where I fit get more around here?"
Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into th e trees. "Chei", says the leopard.
"That was close. That dog nearly chop me."
Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed,
and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says,
"Here monkey, climb my back make you see wetin I go do that wayo dog." Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and
thinks," Wetin man go do now?"
But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them
yet. And just when they get close enough to hear, the waffi dog says, "wey this monkey sef. you no fit ever trust am, 30 mins don pass since
I send am make him go bring another leopard for me and he still never come back!!"
the leopard halts and the monkey cry yepa i don` die 2day

for warffi everything smart. What do you think about the dog?

I think this is a remix.

Trust am now.Actor no dey die

@poster nice 1 @tt itz a funny remix

remix, remix, remix

How he take be remix can u tell me

Na my dog una dey gossip like this

ituen:

Na my dog una dey gossip like this

Sorry that we are talking about ur dog

And?

nothing,

waffi no dey carry last.

nice joke but heard it wen i was 10.

shit

Thug Life:

shit

if you shit abeg pack am

goes off to get packer and broom oya start packn the shi~t

At last i don see this mumu dog

. . . . So u never chop since?

if na sh#T yes he don chop but if na food noway!.

i wan byset the 4 by 4 you care to join me,