That akward moment when your mate demands a prayer before sex...'Father Lord, we thank you for this wonderful hour...we dedicate this course to your holy name...sanctify our unmentionables...we commit the bedspread to you oh Lord, let it be in good condition by the time we finish...let your angels hold us tight, that we may not fall off the bed...let your holy spirit teach us the right way and position...we ask for the ointment of the holy ghost, to lubricate our unmentionables...we rebuke all spirits of premature e*aculation...let the f o r e play be heavenly...and let the release be glorious...forgive any consequent screams Lord...and take absolute charge of this hour...for in sex name we pray...AMEN!'

U may see dis as fun bt u r blaspheming. Using d Nam of d Lord God to play. Wen certain tins start happnin to u, u wont kno wer it is comming frm. Instead, u will say its ur moda dat is bwitching u. God hv mercy on u.

I swear this op is a fool! Poo head!

@op
wat will be ur prayer if u lose ur private part Or if dat prayer is answered n u cant do without sex.....or..........just thinking aloud!!!!!!

godonz.oki:
U may see dis as fun bt u r blaspheming. Using d Nam of d Lord God to play. Wen certain tins start happnin to u, u wont kno wer it is comming frm. Instead, u will say its ur moda dat is bwitching u. God hv mercy on u.

i've heard you. . .you can now return to your sunday school.

chikk: I swear this op is a fool! Poo head!

is that all your vacuous skull could offer?!

Exponental: @op
wat will be ur prayer if u lose ur private part Or if dat prayer is answered n u cant do without sex.....or..........just thinking aloud!!!!!!

must you comment?

Lord Babs: That akward moment when your mate demands a prayer before sex...'Father Lord, we thank you for this wonderful hour...we dedicate this course to your holy name...sanctify our unmentionables...we commit the bedspread to you oh Lord, let it be in good condition by the time we finish...let your angels hold us tight, that we may not fall off the bed...let your holy spirit teach us the right way and position...we ask for the ointment of the holy ghost, to lubricate our unmentionables...we rebuke all spirits of premature e*aculation...let the f o r e play be heavenly...and let the release be glorious...forgive any consequent screams Lord...and take absolute charge of this hour...for in sex name we pray...AMEN!'

i laugh in boko haram.may your dick hang tonight.in sex name.

olaniyi .o:

i laugh in boko haram.may your dick hang tonight.in sex name.

and may it hang betwixt your a.nal hole. . .huhahuhahuhauhau!

Guys, make una read d yoke again now..... The guy says *********in sex name we pray******** not in God's name. @ OP, you try small

@OP the prayer is a good one if you and your mate are joint in holy matrimony but a bad one if you are not.

larride: Guys, make una read d yoke again now..... The guy says *********in sex name we pray******** not in God's name. @ OP, you try small

don't mind those untaught hypocrites. Thanks jare. . .your reward: a night-out with the shoeless president's wife.

Agybabe: @OP the prayer is a good one if you and your mate are joint in holy matrimony but a bad one if you are not.

ok

Lord Babs: don't mind those untaught hypocrites. Thanks jare. . .your reward: a night-out with the shoeless president's wife.

Thanks but I go pass, what about ya wife now.....na dat one go beta pass

larride:

Thanks but I go pass, what about ya wife now.....na dat one go beta pass

eh ya, sowi, but i'm a misogynist. Try your groundmum. . .

Lord Babs: That akward moment when your mate demands a prayer before sex...'Father Lord, we thank you for this wonderful hour...we dedicate this course to your holy name...sanctify our unmentionables...we commit the bedspread to you oh Lord, let it be in good condition by the time we finish...let your angels hold us tight, that we may not fall off the bed...let your holy spirit teach us the right way and position...we ask for the ointment of the holy ghost, to lubricate our unmentionables...we rebuke all spirits of premature e*aculation...let the f o r e play be heavenly...and let the release be glorious...forgive any consequent screams Lord...and take absolute charge of this hour...for in sex name we pray...AMEN!'

larride: Guys, make una read d yoke again now..... The guy says *********in sex name we pray******** not in God's name. @ OP, you try small

@larride can u listen to yourself? With respect to the emboldened texts, can u boldly tell me again that this stupidd son of a f*a*g was praying in s*e*x name?

chikk:




@larride can u listen to yourself? With respect to the emboldened texts, can u boldly tell me again that this stupidd son of a f*a*g was praying in s*e*x name?

just to have my attention tonight right? O.k, i'll see to that, just make sure you put on a G-string before coming over, o.k? It will be an unforgettable night. Till then. . .remain in your cretinous regalia!