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Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by bingbagbo(m): 1:50pm On Aug 14, 2012
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child." grin grin grin grin











The professor had his menses grin grin grin grin grin




thanks angry
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by Acidosis(m): 1:56pm On Aug 14, 2012
Please delete this thing
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by larride(m): 2:07pm On Aug 14, 2012
Bin, na u biko........ grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by bright007(f): 2:20pm On Aug 14, 2012
bincrakpo is high on paw-paw leaves again!
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by larride(m): 2:27pm On Aug 14, 2012
bright007: bincrakpo is high on paw-paw leaves again!

Hello cool cool cool
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by bunmioguns(m): 2:37pm On Aug 14, 2012
bin gbagbo: A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.

One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we've ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what happened!"

The professor replied, "No, Chief. You're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief was silent for a moment, then said, "Tell you what. You don't say anything more about that sheep and I won't say anything more about that white child." grin grin grin grin











The professor had his menses grin grin grin grin grin




thanks angry






grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by JameyMaxwell(m): 3:01pm On Aug 14, 2012
Someone should please arrest this guy.....
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by bunmioguns(m): 3:03pm On Aug 14, 2012
Jamey Maxwell: Someone should please arrest this guy.....


who shld they arrest undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by larride(m): 3:06pm On Aug 14, 2012
bunmioguns:


who shld they arrest undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided


You of course. undecided undecided undecided
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by bunmioguns(m): 3:11pm On Aug 14, 2012
larride:


You of course. undecided undecided undecided


Wetin I do nw undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by bingbagbo(m): 3:28pm On Aug 14, 2012
Jamey Maxwell: Someone should please arrest this guy.....



ok, now u are under arrest!! angry
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by Nobody: 3:34pm On Aug 14, 2012
ok, now u are under arrest!! angry[/quote]



Bin you dey craze ooooooooooooooogringringringrin
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by bingbagbo(m): 3:45pm On Aug 14, 2012
MOGUL.O:



ok, now u are under arrest!! angry



Bin you dey craze ooooooooooooooogringringringrin



. .. .yes!. .we dey crase!!! grin grin grin
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by Nobody: 3:52pm On Aug 14, 2012
bin gbagbo:


. .. .yes!. .we dey crase!!! grin grin grin

Abi?
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by JameyMaxwell(m): 4:00pm On Aug 14, 2012
Me I no craze with yhu people ooooh.
Iz yaba left on holz already?
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by Nobody: 4:04pm On Aug 14, 2012
Jamey Maxwell: Me I no craze with yhu people ooooh.
Iz yaba left on holz already?


Who is this/
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by JameyMaxwell(m): 4:11pm On Aug 14, 2012
If yhu don't know me, yhur DULLING•••
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by Rextab(m): 4:13pm On Aug 14, 2012
now thts funny...
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by sutoboy(m): 4:27pm On Aug 14, 2012
Rextab: now thts funny...


Now dis is madness!
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by bingbagbo(m): 4:30pm On Aug 14, 2012
Rextab: now thts funny...



yea. . .thats why they call mee the jokes president grin grin
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by sutoboy(m): 4:44pm On Aug 14, 2012
bin gbagbo:


yea. . .thats why they call mee the jokes president grin grin

For ur mind?

Onigbe ni e
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by JameyMaxwell(m): 4:50pm On Aug 14, 2012
Lol
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by sutoboy(m): 4:56pm On Aug 14, 2012
Jamey Maxwell: Lol

No mind d yeye guy joor!

E dey always feel lik boss for here!
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by Homar(m): 4:59pm On Aug 14, 2012
Bin d bin . Nice joke
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by bingbagbo(m): 5:02pm On Aug 14, 2012
sutoboy:

For ur mind?

Onigbe ni e





thief!!! angry angry
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by bingbagbo(m): 5:03pm On Aug 14, 2012
Homar: Bin d bin . Nice joke



yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

up PROJAN!!!! grin grin grin grin
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by larride(m): 5:08pm On Aug 14, 2012
bin gbagbo:


yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

up PROJAN!!!! grin grin grin grin

PROJAN nko WORJAN ni, worhali, you dey madt bin tongue tongue
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by bingbagbo(m): 5:18pm On Aug 14, 2012
larride:

PROJAN nko WORJAN ni, worhali, you dey madt bin tongue tongue



* farts into his mouth * grin grin angry
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by JameyMaxwell(m): 5:23pm On Aug 14, 2012
This is getting out of hand guyz.
Yhur sounding lyke a bunch of Mad men already
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by bingbagbo(m): 5:33pm On Aug 14, 2012
Jamey Maxwell: This is getting out of hand guyz.
i am sounding lyke a Mad man already


shocked shocked shocked shocked INDEED!! grin grin
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by larride(m): 10:02pm On Aug 14, 2012
bin gbagbo:

shocked shocked shocked shocked INDEED!! grin grin

Shey na true? I still can't believe it shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked poor Jamey grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Stolen Coffin. . . . . . . . . .. .u Cant Miss This!!! by binmacc(f): 10:05pm On Aug 14, 2012
BIN SHEY YOU JUSST WANT POST, ABI?

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