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Some Double Meaning by ThugLife1(m): 2:24am On Dec 23, 2007 |
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female, Any part under a car's bonnet (hood). Male, The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female, Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another Male, Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female, The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male, Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Female, A desire to get married and raise a family. Male, Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female, A good movie, concert, play or book. Male, Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female, An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male, A source of entertainment, self-statement male bonding. 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female, The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male, Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female, A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male, A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes |
Re: Some Double Meaning by Migines(m): 8:27am On Dec 23, 2007 |
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